Funky's on the Moan

hackhelios • Sep 5, 2009 1:25 pm
New telephone game!

For those just joining us, the rules are simple: change one word in the following sentence and repost. After 100 posts (that's right, we're aiming high this time around), we compare first and last sentences. Hilarity ensues.

So without further ado...

[FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][I]“The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”[/I][/SIZE][/FONT]

Juuuust kidding. Let's pick on Wordpress in honor of their recent massive pwnage:

[FONT=Arial]"I would say deleting the file is good, but if you put this code in your .htaccess file you will be protected even if you forget to delete the file during an upgrade.[/FONT]"

(That turned out to be wrong, btw. Big time.)
Crimson Ghost • Sep 5, 2009 10:32 pm
[FONT=Arial]"I would say deleting the file is bad, but if you put this code in your .htaccess file you will be protected even if you forget to delete the file during an upgrade.[/FONT]"
monster • Sep 5, 2009 11:22 pm
I would say deleting the file is bad, but if you put this code in your .htaccess file you will be protected even if you forget to delete the file during an ejaculation
jinx • Sep 5, 2009 11:24 pm
I would say deleting the file is bad, but if you put this dildo in your .htaccess file you will be protected even if you forget to delete the file during an ejaculation
lumberjim • Sep 6, 2009 12:03 am
I would say deleting the file is bad, but if you put this dildo in your ass file you will be protected even if you forget to delete the file during an ejaculation
monster • Sep 6, 2009 12:16 am
I would say deleting the foreskin is bad, but if you put this dildo in your ass file you will be protected even if you forget to delete the file during an ejaculation
Crimson Ghost • Sep 6, 2009 1:10 am
I would say deleting the foreskin is bad, but if you put this dildo in your ass file you will be protected even if you manage to delete the file during an ejaculation.
hackhelios • Sep 6, 2009 1:24 am
I would say deleting the foreskin is bad, but if you put this dildo in your ass file you will be protected even if you masturbate to delete the file during an ejaculation.
jinx • Sep 6, 2009 1:38 am
I would say fellating the foreskin is bad, but if you put this dildo in your ass file you will be protected even if you masturbate to delete the file during an ejaculation.
lumberjim • Sep 6, 2009 10:05 am
I would say fellating the foreskin is bad, but if you put this dildo in your ass file you will be protected even if you masturbate to engorge the file during an ejaculation.
monster • Sep 6, 2009 4:31 pm
Republicans would say fellating the foreskin is bad, but if you put this dildo in your ass file you will be protected even if you masturbate to engorge the file during an ejaculation.
Crimson Ghost • Sep 6, 2009 6:49 pm
Republicans would say fellating the foreskin is bad, but after you put this dildo in your ass file you will be protected even if you masturbate to engorge the file during an ejaculation.
DanaC • Sep 6, 2009 8:45 pm
Republicans would say fellating the foreskin is bad, but after you put this dildo in your ass file you will be protected even if you masturbate to engorge the file during an evacuation.
lumberjim • Sep 6, 2009 8:52 pm
Republicans would say fellating the foreskin is bad, but after you put this dildo in your ass hole you will be protected even if you masturbate to engorge the file during an evacuation.
Pie • Sep 6, 2009 8:58 pm
Republicans would say fellating the foreskin is bad, but after you put this dildo in your ass hole you will be protected even if you masturbate to engorge the clitoris during an evacuation.
monster • Sep 6, 2009 10:08 pm
Republicans don't say fellating the foreskin is bad, but after you put this dildo in your ass hole you will be protected even if you masturbate to engorge the clitoris during an evacuation.
TheMercenary • Sep 7, 2009 8:50 am
monster;593044 wrote:
Republicans don't say fellating the foreskin is bad, but after you put this dildo in your ass hole you will be protected even if you masturbate to engorge the clitoris during an evacuation.

Demoncrats don't say fellating the foreskin is bad, but after you put this dildo in your ass hole you will be protected even if you masturbate to engorge the clitoris during an evacuation. :D
lumberjim • Sep 7, 2009 9:08 pm
Demoncrats don't say fellating the foreskin is bad, but after you put this buttplug in your ass hole you will be protected even if you masturbate to engorge the clitoris during an evacuation.
toranokaze • Sep 7, 2009 10:01 pm
Demoncrats don't say fellating the foreskin is bad, but after you put this buttplug in your ass hole you will be protected even if you masturbate to engorge the clitoris during an asphyxiophilia.
monster • Sep 7, 2009 10:04 pm
Demoncrats don't say fellating the foreskin feels bad, but after you put this buttplug in your ass hole you will be protected even if you masturbate to engorge the clitoris during an asphyxiophilia
Pie • Sep 7, 2009 10:31 pm
Demoncrats don't say fellating the banana feels bad, but after you put this buttplug in your ass hole you will be protected even if you masturbate to engorge the clitoris during an asphyxiophilia
Crimson Ghost • Sep 8, 2009 12:18 am
Demoncrats don't say fellating the banana feels bad, but after you put this buttplug in your ass hole you will be convicted even if you masturbate to engorge the clitoris during an asphyxiophilia
monster • Sep 8, 2009 12:34 am
Demoncrats don't say fellating peeled banana feels bad, but after you put this buttplug in your ass hole you will be convicted even if you masturbate to engorge the clitoris during an asphyxiophilia
spudcon • Sep 8, 2009 2:08 am
Demoncrats don't say fellating peeled banana feels bad, but after we put this buttplug in your ass hole you will be convicted even if you masturbate to engorge the clitoris during an asphyxiophilia
Crimson Ghost • Sep 8, 2009 3:13 am
Demoncrats don't say fellating peeled banana feels bad, but after we put this buttplug in your ass hole you will be convicted even after you masturbate to engorge the clitoris during an asphyxiophilia
monster • Sep 8, 2009 4:48 pm
Demoncrats don't say that peeled banana feels bad, but after we put this buttplug in your ass hole you will be convicted even after you masturbate to engorge the clitoris during an asphyxiophilia
DanaC • Sep 8, 2009 5:57 pm
Demoncrats don't say that peeled banana feels bad, but after we put this buttplug in your ass hole you will be convicted even after you masturbate to engorge the Clintons during an asphyxiophilia
monster • Sep 8, 2009 5:58 pm
Demoncrats don't admit that peeled banana feels bad, but after we put this buttplug in your ass hole you will be convicted even after you masturbate to engorge the Clintons during an asphyxiophilia
DanaC • Sep 8, 2009 6:04 pm
Demoncrats don't admit that peeled banana feels bad, but after we pull this buttplug in your ass hole you will be convicted even after you masturbate to engorge the Clintons during an asphyxiophilia
monster • Sep 8, 2009 6:08 pm
Demoncrats don't admit that peeled banana feels bad, but after we pull this buttplug in your ass hole you will be convicted criminals after you masturbate to engorge the Clintons during an asphyxiophilia
DanaC • Sep 8, 2009 6:10 pm
Demoncrats don't admit that peeled banana feels bad, but after we pull this buttplug in your ass hole you will be convicted criminals after you masturbate to engorge the Clintons during an exhibition.
Pie • Sep 8, 2009 8:10 pm
Monkeys don't admit that peeled banana feels bad, but after we pull this buttplug in your ass hole you will be convicted criminals after you masturbate to engorge the Clintons during an exhibition.
lumberjim • Sep 8, 2009 9:18 pm
Monkeys don't admit that peeled banana feels bad, but after we pull this rhinoceros in your ass hole you will be convicted criminals after you masturbate to engorge the Clintons during an exhibition.
Pie • Sep 8, 2009 9:33 pm
Monkeys don't admit that peeled banana feels bad, but after we pull this rhinoceros in your watering hole you will be convicted criminals after you masturbate to engorge the Clintons during an exhibition.
monster • Sep 8, 2009 10:25 pm
Monkeys don't admit that peeled banana feels bad, but after we pull this rhinoceros in your watering hole you will be convicted criminals after you fail to engorge the Clintons during an exhibition.
DanaC • Sep 8, 2009 10:32 pm
Monkeys don't admit that peeled banana feels bad, but after we pull this rhinoceros in your watering hole you will be convicted criminals after you fail to inform the Clintons during an exhibition.
lumberjim • Sep 8, 2009 11:26 pm
Monkeys don't admit that peeled banana feels bad, but after we buttfuck this rhinoceros in your watering hole you will be convicted criminals after you fail to inform the Clintons during an exhibition.
monster • Sep 8, 2009 11:35 pm
Monkeys don't admit that peeled banana feels bad, but after we buttfuck this rhinoceros in your watering hole you will be convinced criminals after you fail to inform the Clintons during an exhibition.
Pie • Sep 9, 2009 10:01 am
Monkeys don't admit that peeled banana feels bad, but after we buttfuck this rhinoceros in your watering hole you will be convinced criminals after you try to inform the Clintons during an exhibition.
monster • Sep 9, 2009 10:22 am
Monkeys don't admit that peeled banana feels bad, but after we buttfuck this rhinoceros in your watering hole you will be convinced completely after you try to inform the Clintons during an exhibition.
lumberjim • Sep 9, 2009 10:22 am
Monkeys don't admit that peeled banana feels bad, but after we buttfuck this rhinoceros in your watering hole you will be convinced completely if you try to inform the Clintons during an exhibition.
monster • Sep 9, 2009 10:23 am
slowpoke! ;)
lumberjim • Sep 9, 2009 10:25 am
fixed
monster • Sep 9, 2009 10:28 am
Monkeys don't admit that peeled banana feels bad, but after we buttfuck this rhinoceros in your watering hole you will be convinced completely if you try to inform the Clintons during the exhibition.
Pie • Sep 9, 2009 11:08 am
Monkeys don't admit that peeled banana feels bad, but after we buttfuck this rhinoceros in your watering hole you will be convinced completely if you try to inform the P-Funk during the exhibition.
DanaC • Sep 9, 2009 11:32 am
Monkeys don't admit that peeled banana feels bad, but after we buttfuck this rhinoceros in your watering hole you will be convinced completely if you try to ream the P-Funk during the exhibition.
monster • Sep 9, 2009 11:53 am
Monkeys don't admit that peeled banana feels bad, but after we buttfuck this rhinoceros in your watering hole you will be convinced completely if they try to ream the P-Funk during the exhibition.
lumberjim • Sep 9, 2009 12:29 pm
Monkeys don't admit that peeled banana feels bad, but after we buttfuck this rhinoceros in your watering hole you will be convinced completely if they try to ream the P-Funk during the fashizzel.
Shawnee123 • Sep 9, 2009 12:40 pm
[jumping in] I had to look back to see who brought in P-funk! Way to go Pie! :) [jumping out]
Pie • Sep 9, 2009 12:41 pm
To go with the Clinton, natch. :rainfro:

Monkeys don't admit that peeled banana feels squishy, but after we buttfuck this rhinoceros in your watering hole you will be convinced completely if they try to ream the P-Funk during the fashizzel.
classicman • Sep 9, 2009 3:36 pm
HappyMonkey don't admit that peeled banana feels squishy, but after we buttfuck this rhinoceros in your watering hole you will be convinced completely if they try to ream the P-Funk during the fashizzel.
DanaC • Sep 9, 2009 4:59 pm
HappyMonkey don't admit that peeled banana feels squishy, but after we buttfuck his rhinoceros in your watering hole you will be convinced completely if they try to ream the P-Funk during the fashizzel.
Pie • Sep 9, 2009 5:19 pm
HappyMonkey don't admit that peeled banana feels squishy, but after we buttfuck his rhinoceros in your watering hole you will be convinced even if they try to ream the P-Funk during the fashizzel.
lumberjim • Sep 9, 2009 5:47 pm
HappyMonkey don't admit that peeled bologna feels squishy, but after we buttfuck his rhinoceros in your watering hole you will be convinced even if they try to ream the P-Funk during the fashizzel
Undertoad • Sep 9, 2009 5:48 pm
HappyMonkey doesn't admit that peeled bologna feels squishy, but after we buttfuck his rhinoceros in your watering hole you will be convinced even if they try to ream the P-Funk during the fashizzel
Clodfobble • Sep 9, 2009 6:10 pm
AHEM. 50 posts. Game over. Final sentence:

HappyMonkey doesn't admit that peeled bologna feels squishy, but after we buttfuck his rhinoceros in your watering hole you will be convinced even if they try to ream the P-Funk during the fashizzel


Discuss.

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Pie • Sep 9, 2009 6:10 pm
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Pie • Sep 9, 2009 6:11 pm
Howsabout "WordPress Sucks". That about covers it.
lumberjim • Sep 9, 2009 9:02 pm
hackhelios;592833 wrote:
New telephone game!

For those just joining us, the rules are simple: change one word in the following sentence and repost. After 100 posts (that's right, we're aiming high this time around), we compare first and last sentences. Hilarity ensues.

So without further ado...

[FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][I]“The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”[/I][/SIZE][/FONT]

Juuuust kidding. Let's pick on Wordpress in honor of their recent massive pwnage:

[FONT=Arial]"I would say deleting the file is good, but if you put this code in your .htaccess file you will be protected even if you forget to delete the file during an upgrade.[/FONT]"

(That turned out to be wrong, btw. Big time.)


Clodfobble;593672 wrote:
AHEM. 50 posts. Game over. Final sentence:



Discuss.

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its a game to 100 this time
lumberjim • Sep 9, 2009 9:04 pm
HappyMonkey doesn't admit that peeled bologna feels squishy, but after we buttfuck his rhinoceros in your watering hole you will be convinced even if they try to ream the fella during the fashizzel
Crimson Ghost • Sep 11, 2009 3:16 am
Monkeys don't admit that peeled banana feels bad, but after we buttfuck this rhinoceros in your watering hole you will be seduced completely after you try to inform the Clintons during an exhibition.
Pie • Sep 11, 2009 9:07 am
/* How did we lose the P-Funk? */
monster • Sep 12, 2009 7:42 pm
---ignoring CG's attempt because it doesn't follow on from the one before.....***

HappyMonkey doesn't admit that peeled bologna feels squishy, but after we buttfuck his rhinoceros in your watering hole you will be convinced even if they try to ream the fella enjoying the fashizzel

/* jim did it, Pie */

(maybe 50 is enough.......unless this is just a weekend lull....)