Tapeworm Quiz

you did that link thing again.......

I just wanted to see if you were paying attention. :blush:

I'm always paying attention.... it's just that sometimes it's only to what i read and not what I write....

well apparently my stomach could suport a tapeworm couple... but wtf does that mean? Is this s breeding couple or a Darby and Joan?

Apparently mine could support one lonely tapeworm :P

I only get one too, Dana. Maybe we can let them have playdates together.

I got one big fat tapeworm.

I can support an entire family of tapeworms.

Entire Family.

I liked this one better.

1 Lonely tapeworm - 11 cosmopolitans would kill me (4 to throw up in the car on the way home, in my experience)

Ok, but this is what really matters

don't tapeworms live in the intestines?

Couldn't figure out how to use HTML in a post, but apparently 21 bottles of PBR would kill me. They're obviously not accounting for my extensive beer pong expertise.

More importantly...


I like that. Nice, round number. Easy to remember if a gang of baboons are charging me and a quick decision is called for.

Actually, I think I've gone beyond hosting a family. My tapeworms are forming a condominium association.:p

A tapeworm couple. Isn't that romantic. The way I see it if you have a tapeworm couple it's only a matter of time.......

25 shots of scotch? You gotta be kidding me.

36 Baboons. If only they were endangered ... as a community we could beat them into extinction.

Oh, and my cellphone is dirty.

Currently, there are 1,393,140 germs living on your cell phone
That's the equivalent of 279 toilet seats!

808,920 germs on my phone. I think I'll give them a call and tell them to GTF off.

A tapeworm couple.


It would take 15 white Russians to kill me.

This thread freaks me out because of bad yeast worm experience.

A good tapeworm infestation should cause some really awesome weight loss.

what is a yeast worm ducks?

wolf;592832 wrote:

Entire Family.

I liked this one better.

44 bottles of yeungling to kill me

It would take 42 bottles of Yuengling Light Lager to kill me

I'm amused

I like the How to Prepare your Pets for War section. On cats:

One lousy stinkin tapeworm.

18 glasses of Penfold's Grange hermitage to kill me, which at $400 per bottle, will bankrupt me before I die, but I will die hapy and broke, at least.

I could support a million man march of tapeworms

lumberjim;593514 wrote:

I could support a million man march of tapeworms

...but a one woman march would do you in....

skysidhe;593167 wrote:

what is a yeast worm ducks?

Its an old wives tale.....that you can get infected with yeast worms from beer thats served on tap at pubs.

The story used to go that a guy went to the hospital with stomach pain and they extracted a 4 foot yeast worm, which he got from dirty beer lines.

A guy I know went to the hospital with stomach pain and he told us all that he had a huge yeast worm removed, we were all freaked out and I couldnt drink tap beer for ages....traumatised I was!!

I bet at that same pub you could get crabs from the toilet seat.:rolleyes: