I'm a lunatic!

Woke up thirsty last night at about 2:30. Decided to go downstairs and get some juice.

Then decided to sit outside on my balcony in the light of the full moon drinking it.

In the buff.

Risky behavior? Mebbe. But then, what can you expect from a looney?

Soul mate.

:p

Only risky if the mossies find you :eek:

monster;592669 wrote:

Only risky if the mossies find you :eek:

Or if you sit on a spider. You weren't sitting on a tuffet, were you?

lounge chair. What are mossies?

Cloud;592713 wrote:

lounge chair.

Ah. Then you only have to worry about lounge lizards.

Cloud;592660 wrote:

Woke up thirsty last night at about 2:30. Decided to go downstairs and get some juice.

Then decided to sit outside on my balcony in the light of the full moon drinking it.

In the buff.

Risky behavior? Mebbe. But then, what can you expect from a looney?

Rookie.

So this is your first time? I ususally take a buff moonlight stroll with my juice.

And my ocelot.

Madman;592719 wrote:

Rookie.

well, I didn't mention the time I had actual intercourse out there. No full moon that night, though.

(howls!)

don't say, 'had actual intercourse'


say anything else

lumberjim;592766 wrote:

don't say, 'had actual intercourse'


say anything else

Anything else?

Fucked hard core like a fat kid who loves cake and your fat 3rd grade teacher.

anything else

Cloud;592660 wrote:

But then, what can you expect from a looney?

Not to go G rated but, we fenced under that moon last night.

lumberjim;592766 wrote:

don't say, 'had actual intercourse'


say anything else

Had wild monkey sex?

Cloud;592727 wrote:

well, I didn't mention the time I had actual intercourse out there. No full moon that night, though.

(howls!)

Now you're talking! :thumb:

re: all the accolades from the guys.

sheesh do all old(er) guys walk around in the buff? My last old bf walked around nakid too. I'm old and still learning!

Cloud;592727 wrote:

well, I didn't mention the time I had actual intercourse out there. No full moon that night, though.

(howls!)

Does this mean you were actually WITH someone? :blush:

because to have actual sex I guess you have to have an actual person. hehe lol :p

uh . . . you DON'T walk around naked?

Not at this time. :)

one of the perks of living alone, I suppose

and yes, it was WILD MONKEY SEX. With another person! A human male, even.

I can't have wild monkey sex anymore unless I love him. Something bad is happening to me.

skysidhe;594725 wrote:

Something bad is happening to me.

Sorry to hear it Sky. Care to share. Hope it gets better for you.

Mossies is skeeters.

Slap!

skysidhe;594725 wrote:

I can't have wild monkey sex anymore unless I love him. Something bad is happening to me.

TheMercenary;594820 wrote:

Sorry to hear it Sky. Care to share. Hope it gets better for you.

It was tounge in cheek. Sarcasm. A joke. get it?

ahh nevermind.

TF and I stand on her deck in the raw on occasion late at night. The direct sight lines from the houses behind her are obstructed completely by trees, and the neighbors on either side aren't night owls.