Tortillas and Tecate

Cloud • Aug 29, 2009 12:10 pm
Don't take 'em camping. At least, not unless you want to be woken up at gunpoint by the federales:

the U.S. Forest Service in Colorado, said warning signs of possible drug trafficking include "tortilla packaging, beer cans, Spam, Tuna, Tecate beer cans," and campers who play Spanish music. He said the warning includes people speaking Spanish.


People are complaining this is racial profiling.

Ya think?

http://www.elpasotimes.com/ci_13224630?source=most_viewed
DanaC • Aug 29, 2009 6:40 pm
*Shakes head* unbelievable.

"Excuse me son, we have reason to believe you may be Spanish: step out of the car please"
classicman • Aug 30, 2009 10:06 pm
Just thinkin out loud here - What would you suggest that the officers use as indicators?
footfootfoot • Aug 30, 2009 11:00 pm
"Why is this picnic table so sticky icky?"
smoothmoniker • Aug 31, 2009 12:10 am
classicman;591354 wrote:
Just thinkin out loud here - What would you suggest that the officers use as indicators?


The presence of narcotics?
Clodfobble • Aug 31, 2009 8:54 am
To be fair, they are also looking for northern drug traffickers as well, who are leaving bagel packages, Molson beer cans, speaking French, and playing Celin Dion music.
Shawnee123 • Aug 31, 2009 9:42 am
Clodfobble;591440 wrote:
To be fair, they are also looking for northern drug traffickers as well, who are leaving bagel packages, Molson beer cans, speaking French, and playing Celin Dion music.


I can deal with any of those things, and more, EXCEPT listening to Celine Dion. Line them up and execute them. Please. *mumble* Imagine having the audacity to bring that crap into this fine country...hmmmph. :p
classicman • Aug 31, 2009 10:15 am
smoothmoniker;591399 wrote:
The presence of narcotics?


That would be after the fact, no? What would be the indicators of possible drug trafficking beforehand? Something more along the lines of prevention.
DanaC • Aug 31, 2009 10:47 am
The presence of things connected with drugs, rather than merely connected with being Mexican.
Spexxvet • Aug 31, 2009 10:52 am
DanaC;591137 wrote:
*Shakes head* unbelievable.

"Excuse me son, we have reason to believe you may be Spanish: step out of the car please"


How about "The Tecate and tortillas are probable cause, Mr. Chang"
skysidhe • Aug 31, 2009 10:56 am
Exactly Dana. I read an article from the online version of Time magazine about drug cartels hanging out in California forests.
It described weapons, booby traps and pot plants as the really good indicators.

It also went on to say that Arnold ( the governor ) is shutting down the national forests preventing access and so anyone there would be trespassing and subject to search.
classicman • Aug 31, 2009 11:13 am
DanaC;591469 wrote:
The presence of things connected with drugs, rather than merely connected with being Mexican.


Racist!
Spexxvet • Aug 31, 2009 11:15 am
classicman;591493 wrote:
Racist!


Is Mexican a race?
monster • Aug 31, 2009 11:30 am
Spexxvet;591495 wrote:
Is Mexican a race?


If you eat too much of it, it can be a race to the bathroom...
Shawnee123 • Aug 31, 2009 11:38 am
Cheech and Chong wrote:
Mexican Americans don't like to just get into gang fights,
they like flowers and music and white girls named Debbie too.

Mexican Americans are named Chata and Chella and Chima
and have a son in law named jeff.

Mexican Americans don't like to get up early in the morning
but they have to so they do it real slow.

Mexican Americans love education so they go to night school
and they take spanish and get a B.

Mexican Americans love their Nana's and their Nono's and their
Nena's and their Neno's........ Nano Nano Nena Nono!

Mexican Americans don't like to go to the movies where the
dude has to wear contact lenses to make his blue eyes brown
cause don't it make my brown eyes blue.....

"And thats all i got, how do ya like it?"
classicman • Aug 31, 2009 11:50 am
HA HA HA HA!
DanaC • Aug 31, 2009 12:20 pm
classicman;591493 wrote:
Racist!


Pshaw. Y're just a tart and everyone knows it ;)
classicman • Aug 31, 2009 2:09 pm
Haggis - I realize that my humor, what there is of it, gets lost in a text only format.
TheMercenary • Sep 1, 2009 7:50 pm
Clodfobble;591440 wrote:
To be fair, they are also looking for northern drug traffickers as well, who are leaving bagel packages, Molson beer cans, speaking French, and playing Celin Dion music.


:lol:

Good one.
DanaC • Sep 1, 2009 7:53 pm
classicman;591558 wrote:
Haggis - I realize that my humor, what there is of it, gets lost in a text only format.



Nah. Ye make me laugh :P
Urbane Guerrilla • Sep 3, 2009 8:40 pm
Haggis. And bagpipes. Woolen fabric worn pleated about the hips in quantity...

"Sir, we have reason to believe you are in a pipe band..."