Take a Picture Thru Your Hole

Gravdigr • Aug 26, 2009 6:03 pm
Your peephole, that is. I was goofing off one day and decided to try taking a pic thru my peephole. I had to tell my camera to use the flash to get a somewhat proper pic. Of course, the flash did not go thru the hole, it was sorta blocked by the solid oak door.

What's outside your peephole?
jinx • Aug 26, 2009 6:04 pm
I don't have one. I thought only hotel rooms and apartments had them.
Cloud • Aug 26, 2009 6:14 pm
I thought you meant the holes in my ears.

Kinda tricky to get the camera angle right.
Shawnee123 • Aug 26, 2009 6:21 pm
I don't have a peephole.

Peephole, people who need peephole...
Cloud • Aug 26, 2009 6:35 pm
no singing! aaaah!
dar512 • Aug 26, 2009 10:11 pm
Cloud;590350 wrote:
no singing! aaaah!

Critics.
Flint • Aug 26, 2009 11:20 pm
jinx;590345 wrote:
I don't have one. I thought only hotel rooms and apartments had them.

So, seriously, you just open your door for anybody? Dude. The peephole is like Caller ID in real life (where people can stab you in the face and burn your house down).
Razzmatazz13 • Aug 26, 2009 11:49 pm
That was YOU stabbing me in the face??
ZenGum • Aug 27, 2009 12:52 am
I attached a telescope to my peephole. Now I can see who it is while they're still two blocks away.

[Steven Wright, of course].
jinx • Aug 27, 2009 11:33 am
Flint;590404 wrote:
So, seriously, you just open your door for anybody?


What do you take me for, some kind of door whore? I figure, if you don't have a key you can just fuck right off. I don't answer the phone either.

And my front door has 2 big windows in it.
Gravdigr • Aug 27, 2009 3:50 pm
sigh...
monster • Aug 27, 2009 4:19 pm
Here. now hush....


(stupid hole is too high for me to see out of without standing on something, so first time i've seen out of it!)
Shawnee123 • Aug 27, 2009 6:40 pm
jinx;590504 wrote:
What do you take me for, some kind of door whore? I figure, if you don't have a key you can just fuck right off. I don't answer the phone either.



Keyboard warning! :p
monster • Aug 27, 2009 7:11 pm
jinx;590504 wrote:
What do you take me for, some kind of door whore? I figure, if you don't have a key you can just fuck right off. I don't answer the phone either.
.


...because you figure if you can't communicate telepathically you can just fuck right off?


;)
jinx • Aug 27, 2009 8:05 pm
Obviously.
And I hate the phone and don't want to talk to my mother.
capnhowdy • Aug 27, 2009 8:56 pm
So that's what that fuckin thing is......
Undertoad • Aug 27, 2009 9:27 pm
Jesus, Capn, she gave birth to you, have a little respect.
monster • Aug 27, 2009 9:33 pm
snort
capnhowdy • Aug 28, 2009 7:39 am
.....takes a moment to show respect.....

.....goes right back to wicked ways.....
Gravdigr • Aug 28, 2009 3:35 pm
Is that a lemur on your porch?
Shawnee123 • Aug 28, 2009 3:54 pm
When u see it, you'll shit bricks!
monster • Aug 28, 2009 4:01 pm
Gravdigr;590876 wrote:
Is that a lemur on your porch?



Yup. Had to duct-tape the bugger in place.
skysidhe • Aug 28, 2009 7:51 pm
Nice idea but mine would only show another door. There is this odd lever around the peep hole that one is suppose to say 'who's there' through the door? I guess that is what it is for. I don't even know which way is open or closed. lol
I never use it of course. It seems silly. I just play with it and wonder what it is.


Anyway, Nice shots so far. They look pretty good too.I am waiting for more. :)
TheMercenary • Sep 1, 2009 3:21 pm
Just don't try to take a picture through your peehole.
Sundae • Sep 2, 2009 11:57 am
Sorry, no peephole here, double-glazed front door - Monster will translate if necessary.
But I might try a shot through the letterbox for you (again, Monnie?)
Clodfobble • Sep 2, 2009 1:22 pm
A letterbox... Man, how cool would it be to actually get your mail delivered through your door? First they said they weren't going to go all the way up the walkway anymore, and they put everyone's mailbox down by the street. Now every new development has central banks of mailboxes at least a block or two away from your house. Soon the only option will be a post office box two miles away.
glatt • Sep 2, 2009 2:10 pm
We have a mail slot in our door. When we bought our house, there was a mailbox on the porch. We ripped it out, and put a note up asking the carrier to drop the mail in the door slot instead. That was a dozen years ago. We have had a couple new carriers since then, and each time, the new carrier is trained by the old to put the mail in our slot. We don't hold our mail unless we'll be out of town for a long time and a package might come. It just piles up on the floor inside our door. It's always a little exciting when you open the door and have trouble swinging it all the way open because the pile on the floor is so large. There's got to be at least some good crap in there then.
monster • Sep 2, 2009 2:39 pm
Some of the old neighborhoods round here have mailslots/letter boxes and the carriers/posties will put the mail through them, but we have a box in a central bank at the end of the neighborhood :( I hate it
capnhowdy • Sep 3, 2009 7:46 am
I have to walk across a busy 5 lane highway to get my mail. The carrier has already been rear-ended twice and the USPS still refuses to acknowledge that there's a problem.
Shawnee123 • Sep 3, 2009 8:59 am
capnhowdy;592296 wrote:
I have to walk across a busy 5 lane highway to get my mail. The carrier has already been rear-ended twice and the USPS still refuses to acknowledge that there's a problem.


You must REALLY like your mail carrier! :eek:
capnhowdy • Sep 4, 2009 8:06 am
I find 5 lane highways quite erotic. I refuse to front end her because of the number of stamps it would take to cover her face. Stamps are rather pricey these days.
And don't suggest a bag over her head, either. With her being claustrophobic it's completely out of the question.
Shawnee123 • Sep 4, 2009 8:09 am
So, on a 5 lane highway...what's the extra lane for? You got two going one way, two going the other way, and a 5th for rear-ending? :confused:
monster • Sep 4, 2009 8:10 am
Suicide Lane
Shawnee123 • Sep 4, 2009 1:41 pm
Is it like a turning lane?
monster • Sep 4, 2009 1:43 pm
yup
Shawnee123 • Sep 4, 2009 1:45 pm
Ohhhh, yeah I wouldn't want to walk across a road like that either! Yikes!
Gravdigr • Sep 8, 2009 8:59 pm
skysidhe;590984 wrote:
I just play with it and wonder what it is.


Heh heh...I know what it is, and I still play with it! :jagoff:
Gravdigr • Sep 9, 2009 5:45 pm
capnhowdy;592559 wrote:
I find 5 lane highways quite erotic. I refuse to front end her because of the number of stamps it would take to cover her face. Stamps are rather pricey these days.
And don't suggest a bag over her head, either. With her being claustrophobic it's completely out of the question.


Wouldn't she just push back?
Gravdigr • Jun 16, 2014 2:26 pm
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BigV • Jun 16, 2014 10:47 pm
It's all porchy!
glatt • Jun 17, 2014 8:37 am
And green