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wolf • Aug 12, 2009 7:31 pm
Cucumber heists baffle police


Posted Wed Aug 12, 2009 10:37am AEST
Updated Wed Aug 12, 2009 6:42pm AEST


'Inside information': cucumber thefts baffle police

There have been 12 separate cucumber robberies during the past three months, the most recent involving 150 bags on Tuesday night.

Chief Inspector Kym Zander says detectives are working with the Adelaide Produce Market to try to solve the case.

"We're looking at the possibility that it may be a grower that's had a failed crop and he's substituting through theft, or it may be you know somebody that knows cucumbers are being grown, they're ready for picking, and they're taking the cucumbers and then selling at those weekend markets across the metro area of Adelaide," he said.

Inspector Zander says the thefts are challenging for investigators.

"It's certainly a unique theft and the volume is something that we're having difficulty establishing where they're going," he said.

"It's obvious or evident that it is somebody in the know to establish which glasshouse is growing cucumbers, tomatoes, etcetera.

"We find that the cucumbers are being picked, they're being either packed in bags or in buckets ready for the market the next morning and when the growers turn up with their vehicles the glasshouse is bare."


Truly a confusing cucumber conundrum!

Could it merely be someone with an overgrowth of dill, Vlassic, or is this the latest gambit of the International Jewish Conspiracy?
Shawnee123 • Aug 12, 2009 7:33 pm
I'm sorry. I tried to get some cucumbers from the Farmer's Market in Thailand, but the trains just kept coming.
Aliantha • Aug 12, 2009 7:35 pm
Surely this belongs in the weird news thread? lol Maybe they're making Tzaziki...a lot of Tzaziki...lol
wolf • Aug 12, 2009 7:39 pm
I suspect Cucum-Boy, liberating his green brethren!
Aliantha • Aug 12, 2009 7:44 pm
that looks more like a zucchini boy to me. lol It also looks a lot like my cousins son except for the vegetable (fruit if we want to be precise)
Pie • Aug 12, 2009 8:40 pm
It's a shark!
Griff • Aug 12, 2009 8:44 pm
wolf;587490 wrote:
Truly a confusing cucumber conundrum!


hmm... quite a pickle.
ZenGum • Aug 12, 2009 8:44 pm
This is the big news in my town. I was about to post it in the weird news thread.


Don't say we're not a big exciting city. :right:
richlevy • Aug 12, 2009 8:57 pm
ZenGum;587505 wrote:
This is the big news in my town. I was about to post it in the weird news thread.


Don't say we're not a big exciting city. :right:
They didn't outlaw sex toys recently in your town like they did in Alabama. It would explain a lot.
Aliantha • Aug 12, 2009 9:20 pm
ZenGum;587505 wrote:
This is the big news in my town. I was about to post it in the weird news thread.


Don't say we're not a big exciting city. :right:


You're not a big exciting city. ;) I should know. I come from one. That is a not big exciting city.
Elspode • Aug 12, 2009 9:41 pm
Is Ducks currently dating? If not, I may have a lead for the cops, here.
SteveDallas • Aug 12, 2009 11:54 pm
Maybe somebody saw that list of "reasons why a cucumber is better than a man" that's been floating around for decades, and didn't realize it was a joke.
Crimson Ghost • Aug 12, 2009 11:56 pm
This seems like a real dilly of a problem...
Sundae • Aug 13, 2009 1:38 am
wolf;587494 wrote:
I suspect Cucum-Boy, liberating his green brethren!

While I appreciate the pun, I'm guessing this is Cucum-Girl - given the escaping hair. And the fact they look like courgettes anyway :)
dar512 • Aug 13, 2009 10:18 am
Griff;587504 wrote:
hmm... quite a pickle.

Snorted out loud.
Trilby • Aug 13, 2009 10:36 am
I...I've been stealing them.

you see...(gulp) I've a...a little problem with the cucumbers. I...I've been (sob) smoking them every day for months now! Won't someone intervene?!

Nah, just yanking your chain. I gold plate them and sell them to wealthy New Jersey housewives.
Shawnee123 • Aug 13, 2009 10:40 am
Hey, smoke 'em if you got 'em, I always say.
Glinda • Aug 13, 2009 12:14 pm
*heads out to garden, just to be sure*
casimendocina • Aug 13, 2009 1:02 pm
Aliantha;587516 wrote:
You're not a big exciting city. ;) I should know. I come from one. That is a not big exciting city.


At the risk of being completely controversial and alienating myself completely, I'm going to put forward the assertion that Queenslanders generally are somewhat deluded about their state. However, it's possible that Brisbane is not representative of the rest of the Queensland.
casimendocina • Aug 13, 2009 1:05 pm
ZenGum;587505 wrote:
This is the big news in my town. I was about to post it in the weird news thread.


Don't say we're not a big exciting city. :right:


Now THIS is what I've been missing. Can't wait to get home.
barefoot serpent • Aug 13, 2009 2:33 pm
Spinal Tap is touring again.
Cicero • Aug 13, 2009 4:53 pm
I suspect my ex. Dill-hole.
monster • Aug 15, 2009 11:49 pm
Aliantha;587497 wrote:
that looks more like a zucchini boy to me. lol It also looks a lot like my cousins son except for the vegetable (fruit if we want to be precise)


Sundae Girl;587567 wrote:
While I appreciate the pun, I'm guessing this is Cucum-Girl - given the escaping hair. And the fact they look like courgettes anyway :)



Zucchini = courgette. Just sayin' in case anyone didn't know.

Now we need to squash this larceny -the thought chills me to the marrow. I hope the police are pumpkin all the locals for information
ZenGum • Aug 16, 2009 6:32 am
That's dangerous talk - if the gang finds the leek, he'll be pushing up daisies in no thyme.
Urbane Guerrilla • Sep 3, 2009 8:57 pm
"Courgette" does sound rather like a very shortlegged little doggie... or an extremely small automobile. But is it not actually another name for eggplant? -- oh wait, that's aubergine...
monster • Sep 3, 2009 9:00 pm
see post #23
Urbane Guerrilla • Sep 3, 2009 9:06 pm
Had more trouble with aubergine, actually.