July 22, 2009: Topless Day

xoxoxoBruce • Jul 22, 2009 12:12 am
Real men support equality for women.

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Next month, on Sunday August 23rd, real men will have a chance to join women in a national protest against discrimination.

Currently, women who dare to be topless in public in the US are repeatedly being arrested, fined, humiliated, criminalized. On Sunday August 23rd, 2009, topless women will rally in great numbers across the USA to protest this gross inequality in the law and will demand that they be granted the fundamental right to be topless where men already enjoy that right according to the 14th amendment of the Constitution


I personally urge everyone to fight this injustice. :cool:

NSFW link NSFW
nil_orally • Jul 22, 2009 1:34 am
The problem is not one of morality, but public safety. For a few of the women I know it would introduce a tripping hazard.
ZenGum • Jul 22, 2009 2:24 am
Life, liberty, and the pursuit of boobies. Sometimes you just can't help loving the USA. [COLOR="LemonChiffon"]You're still evil imperialist dogs, though, okay?[/COLOR]
Crimson Ghost • Jul 22, 2009 3:30 am
Hooray for boobies!
TheMercenary • Jul 22, 2009 11:26 am
I love it!
Sheldonrs • Jul 22, 2009 11:27 am
Well, I guess if we have the right to bare arms....
Coign • Jul 22, 2009 11:40 am
Umm, crazies?

From their website.

Who can participate? We welcome everyone! GoTopless was founded by the Raelian Movement, which recognizes that life on Earth was created by advanced extraterrestrial scientists. These scientists, both male and female, used their mastery of genetic engineering to create humans in their own image (breasts included!). GoTopless includes thousands of women and men, who have a wide variety of beliefs, affiliations, etc...


Then again I was raised Catholic. (No longer practicing.) The shit I read in the magic bible book is no less strange than aliens.

Hmm magic versus sci-fi (advanced technology) for creation based beliefs. I wonder where you would find tales, parables, and creation stories that follow same patterns and similar likeness. I think I need to apply for a government grant to study this.
SteveDallas • Jul 22, 2009 11:56 am
Definitely crazies. Still, you know what they say about stopped clocks...

A somewhat-related SteveDallas Classic[size=1](tm)[/size]
spudcon • Jul 22, 2009 12:17 pm
I just saw a topless chick!
SteveDallas • Jul 22, 2009 12:23 pm
Why is she standing there? I thought they were supposed to run around.
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 22, 2009 12:25 pm
Ran out of gas.
BigV • Jul 22, 2009 1:52 pm
Already on the other side of the road.
BigV • Jul 22, 2009 1:53 pm
Just can't get ahead.
BigV • Jul 22, 2009 1:53 pm
Waiting for a head start.
BigV • Jul 22, 2009 2:06 pm
She's already headed off in a different direction.
Sheldonrs • Jul 22, 2009 5:15 pm
And that's why I don't stick my neck out for anyone.
Sheldonrs • Jul 22, 2009 5:16 pm
SteveDallas;583120 wrote:
Why is she standing there? I thought they were supposed to run around.


I usually don't feel like moving around after giving head either. :D
Flint • Jul 22, 2009 5:19 pm
The link mentioned breastfeeding--clearly an invitation to bump the Utilitarian Boobs thread.
Gravdigr • Jul 22, 2009 7:59 pm
That topless chick has no tits at all...:( [COLOR="LemonChiffon"]Gone to find some titties.[/COLOR]
spudcon • Jul 22, 2009 8:39 pm
The chicken has a breast, and she also has tits for friends.
capnhowdy • Jul 22, 2009 9:33 pm
She's given head for the last time.....
Elspode • Jul 22, 2009 10:05 pm
Just waiting around hoping to get a little head.
Aliantha • Jul 22, 2009 10:24 pm
You know, when I was a little kid, all the kids used to run around under the hose topless in the summer, then one summer I started stripping off down to my undies for a run under the hose and mum told me to go put my togs (bathers/swimmers) on. When I asked why she told me because it's rude for girls not to wear a top over their chest.

I can remember feeling really embarrassed about my nipples and that feeling carried through to puberty when I started growing breasts. I thought that whole area was naughty and bad.

Of course, I still think that, but in a good way. ;)

Seriously though, more women should feel more comfortable about getting their gear off, particularly in places like the beach. In fact, I personally believe all beaches the world over should be clothing optional all the time.
Slight • Jul 23, 2009 1:22 am
ZenGum;583054 wrote:
... Sometimes you just can't help loving the USA. You're still evil imperialist dogs, though, okay?

You can love her or leave her, but that's not okay. My government may be imperialist -- but I'm not. (maybe a little bit evil :evil2:). I don't care about your [COLOR="Indigo"]down under[/COLOR]wear, your iraqi oil or your opium poppies. Okay dog?

At least we agree on teh boobies.
ZenGum • Jul 23, 2009 8:03 am
I appreciate the difference, Slight, and it isn't a slight difference, either. Please don't feel slighted.
Aliantha • Jul 23, 2009 10:29 pm
I think you might be slightly out of line there Zen.
Crimson Ghost • Jul 23, 2009 11:54 pm
I'm slightly optimistic that Zen meant no offence.
SteveDallas • Jul 24, 2009 11:47 am
It may be a lost cause.

I mean, if French women won't go topless, who will?
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 24, 2009 11:57 am
Eastern Europe will and does.

Of course women are afraid too much baring will cause men to become ho-hum, and they don't want to loose the power of the boobs.
Shawnee123 • Jul 24, 2009 12:09 pm
xoxoxoBruce;583687 wrote:
Eastern Europe will and does.

Of course women are afraid too much baring will cause men to become ho-hum, and they don't want to loose the power of the boobs.


It's just so freaking easy. I mean seriously, if you're in doubt as to your pavlovian response patterns, just review this thread.

Pack dogs. :lol:
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 24, 2009 12:11 pm
Exactly my point, why risk that?
Shawnee123 • Jul 24, 2009 12:14 pm
It's just a small aspect of my powerz.
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 24, 2009 12:17 pm
Butt... er, but... there's more. ;)
Gravdigr • Jul 24, 2009 2:32 pm
Shawnee123;583696 wrote:
...pavlovian response patterns...


My mouth waters when I see tits. Is that because they're shaped like bells?

( . v . )
Shawnee123 • Jul 24, 2009 3:41 pm
Ding ding ding ding...we have a weiner!
ZenGum • Jul 25, 2009 4:24 am
Now you're going Freudian.
Sundae • Jul 25, 2009 10:33 am
I had a furious row with my ex because he was ogling a woman sunbathing topless in Cuba. French (évidemment!).

He thought because I pointed her out - topless sunbathing is illegal in Cuba - I was giving him permission to look. Well - "permission to look" isn't a relationship OR a legal requirement, but I ended up pretty pissed off when he stayed out on the balcony for over 10 minutes.

I was young. I was needlessly, pointlessly and stupidly jealous. I hope she didn't get brast cancer after all.
Shawnee123 • Jul 25, 2009 10:39 am
"Hey honey? If you want some of THIS you might consider ceasing fixating on THAT!"

;)
Sundae • Jul 25, 2009 10:47 am
Trust me, different titty trumps better titty any day :(
Shawnee123 • Jul 25, 2009 10:51 am
Sigh, I know. Ring the bell. Salivate. Repeat.

Boys...
TheMercenary • Jul 25, 2009 11:15 am
Aliantha;583256 wrote:

Seriously though, more women should feel more comfortable about getting their gear off, particularly in places like the beach. In fact, I personally believe all beaches the world over should be clothing optional all the time.
I agree. And anywhere else that people and water meet. :D
dar512 • Jul 27, 2009 10:38 am
Shawnee123;583877 wrote:

Boys...


From Uncle Buck

Maisey Russell: I don't know why we need boys at all. They're so loud.
Miles Russell: [Off-screen] Shut up!
Maisey Russell: Shut up, yourself!
Shawnee123 • Jul 27, 2009 10:55 am
Heh, I just caught part of that last week. Started watching right around Melanoma Face.

Too funny.
ZenGum • Jul 27, 2009 9:33 pm
TheMercenary;583903 wrote:
I agree. And anywhere else that people and water meet. :D


I agree, and I hold that atmospheric humidity counts.
dar512 • Jul 27, 2009 10:01 pm
Shawnee123;584366 wrote:
Heh, I just caught part of that last week. Started watching right around Melanoma Face.

Too funny.

It's one of my favorite John Candy movies.
Shawnee123 • Jul 27, 2009 10:19 pm
dar512;584532 wrote:
It's one of my favorite John Candy movies.


Planes, Trains, and Automobiles, too. He was a charmer as an actor. :)
SPUCK • Jul 28, 2009 5:54 am
I always love when the car backfires and everyone at the school hits the ground.
dar512 • Jul 28, 2009 11:23 am
Shawnee123;584535 wrote:
Planes, Trains, and Automobiles, too. He was a charmer as an actor. :)

Oh yeah. That'll buff right out.
Shawnee123 • Jul 28, 2009 11:32 am
Those aren't pillows! :lol:
dar512 • Jul 28, 2009 11:38 am
Shawnee123;584632 wrote:
Those aren't pillows! :lol:

How about those Bears!
Shawnee123 • Jul 28, 2009 11:43 am
:)