The Drunk Thread
For posting here when you have become drunkded. List the contributing factors.
Stella Artois X2
Vodka Tonic X4
Red Wine X2
The Smooooooove is hereby drunkded.
Hey...we already have a 'meaningless drunk thread' in nothingland somewhere.
I've just started on a glass of wine. I'm a long way off drunk yet, but I thought I'd just post here anyway. :)
too drunk to use the search tool
Beer wine AND vodka tonic?
this mixture does not sound like a good idea
My rationale for drinking too much red wine is that I'm trying to ingest enough resveratrol to fuck cancer.
Beer wine AND vodka tonic?
this mixture does not sound like a good idea
I was not my own bartender.
oh god. where's the morning after thread?
Wow, you sure are an early-morning-after-riser! I would still have my pillow wrapped around my head.
I have short people in my house who wake up at 6 am.
oh god. where's the morning after thread?
We don't have one of those, and with good reason I suspect.
How could UT possibly afford the bandwidth required for that thread? :D
I have short people in my house who wake up at 6 am.
you need to lace their bedtime cocoa
Damn!
Finally a thread that I can post in on a daily basis. And a topic in which I am highly knowledgeable and experienced. See you at 1700!
You know what they say.
It's always 8am somewhere!
I have short people in my house who wake up at 6 am.
Man, you have this problem too?
Damn midgets. If they're not out re-enacting the crucifixion or gluing vacuum cleaner attachments to their genitals , they're yodeling randomly at hungover drunks. Cut it out, damn it.
And yes, I am presently qualified to post in this thread. Several and a half glasses of Riesling with the tuna steak and salad dinner. hmmm. :)
ETA and chocolate. lots of chocolate.
Zen, you're such a girl sometimes. :rolleyes:
I'm heading to Las Vegas this weekend, for the last bachelor party. The final holdout is getting married, and we are gonna go burn down the town.
Can we merge this thread with "What do you look like RFN", just to simplify my life for the next few days?
How about a dedicated thread: What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas - and on the Web for Evah!
Zen, you're such a girl sometimes. :rolleyes:
I'll have you know that I killed that bloody tuna myself.
With a
knife.
ahuh...suuuure you did. :right:
I had a hell of a swim to catch the bugger, too.
I hope his name wasn't Charlie.
I didn't have time to check, what with all the great white sharks diving about.
I'm heading to Las Vegas this weekend, for the last bachelor party. The final holdout is getting married, and we are gonna go burn down the town.
Can we merge this thread with "What do you look like RFN", just to simplify my life for the next few days?
That would make life too easy for the prosecutors and divorce attorneys.
Okay...so, is this still the Drunk Thread, or the Morning After thread?
If it's the former, I'll be posting in a few hours. If the latter, well, I'm not sure...I'll probably be too busy sleeping it off to contribute.
I have to plan ahead for these things.
It's definitely the drunk thread. See you back here at 5:01!
Eh, it's 8:34 my time and I'm not really there yet. The delicious gigantic buffalo burger I had for dinner has slowed things down somewhat.
But good thing, because it's going to be a long night. I have to be at the Irish Pub at 9 for someone's going-away party, with people almost half my age. It's not Vegas, but won't be pretty, I'm sure.
I'm playing tonight at one of the best live music clubs in LA - everytime we play there, people just bring us drinks up on stage. I will definitely be back here later tonight, posting the stupids.
Painted 2 rooms today, back now in pain.
Finishing my 4th mike's hard pomegranate lemonade.
i wanted drambuie but couldn't make it to the liqoure store today. Now, where did i put my 5th down...
Zen, you're such a girl sometimes. :rolleyes:
You're a girl! bitch.
FYI Smoove, the Drunk Thread has moved to Chat...
You're a girl! bitch.
FFS....seriously?
No, he just plays one in the Cellar.
I'm still drunk from last nite. OUCH!
I'm glad I had a D.D. because I don't recall getting home this morning.
And I have a horseshoe tournament at 1300 hrs. blurgh. shlemck.
Finishing my 4th mike's hard pomegranate lemonade.
i wanted drambuie but couldn't make it to the liqoure store today. Now, where did i put my 5th down...
Are you sure you were counting accurately?
i'm out in the hot-assed sun replacing wiring on one of our piper tomahawks alternators. i'm sweating out heineken and practicing the freestyle heat stroke! of course if you wake up without a hangover that's the best your going to feel all day! :D
Well..... I just picked up a cure for my scotch hangover.
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Cure Scotch hangovers .... with Bourbon hangovers!!! Yay!
Definitely a stroke of genius. Two glasses of the Knob Creek, a good nights rest, and I'm ready to do it again this morning. But I won't.
Surprisingly enough, I wasn't all that hungover yesterday...when I finally woke up around 1PM, that is.
Thank goodness for night-before buffalo burgers, and afternoon-after cheesesteaks. :yum:
im going the distance. I'm going for speed.
i'm going for speed.
speed kills, jim. Speed
kills.oh god.
oh god oh god oh god.
Vegas.
With a high roller.
Comped everything, limos everywhere, women, booze, money, it was like a mafia movie. Incredible. It's 11 am, and I still have the spins from last night. I'll try to list the culprits:
2x Bookers Bourbon at dinner
3x Stellla Artois in the limos
6x Vodka Tonic at the Hard Rock casino
2x Tequila & Triple in the hotel room
3x advil before bed
Ok, in the time it took to write this, the spins have died down, and the pounding behind the eyes is just beginning.
oh god.
Vegas.
Again with the mixing! I'm telling ya, the mixing is not good!
Give your body one poison to deal with at a time, is my advice, and by the way, 6 tonics puts all that high fructose corn syrup into the equation too!
And you didn't take pics of the women to share with us . . . proof of how completely plastered you must have been.
oh god.
oh god oh god oh god.
Vegas.
With a high roller.
Comped everything, limos everywhere, women, booze, money, it was like a mafia movie. Incredible. It's 11 am, and I still have the spins from last night. I'll try to list the culprits:
2x Bookers Bourbon at dinner
3x Stellla Artois in the limos
6x Vodka Tonic at the Hard Rock casino
2x Tequila & Triple in the hotel room
3x advil before bed
Ok, in the time it took to write this, the spins have died down, and the pounding behind the eyes is just beginning.
oh god.
Vegas.
I thought all this was supposed to
stay in Vegas?
lol...was there food in there anywhere?
Sounds like a fine time...cept for the headache.
Don't forget to close the blinds. lol
The blinds in vegas are unreal. They're like black holes. I woke up at 11 am and thought it was 5am.
Tonight was round 2. Slumming it on Fremont street, playing $3 blackjack and drinking straight Vodka and Red Bull. This is a fantastic trip.
...Slumming it on Fremont street, playing $3 blackjack and drinking straight Vodka and Red Bull...
Sounds like a typical Monday...
ok...here I am...half pissed. Anyone else around to join me?
i'll catch up, had drinkies after work and boys are in bed
my little one is, but the other two, plus one extra are sitting on the couch looking for a movie on foxtel.
I need to add the large one on facebook again
Smooooooth might not like us clogging us his thread
I don't think he'll care. He might even be pleased. lol In particular if you post pics of your arse.
Although, he's a good stick. Doesn't get into all the flirty stuff online. I think that's nice. His wife is veeeery lucky! lol
I see you peeking Pico. ;) you'd better have a drink in your hand.
plus he's hot!
I'll keep his thread clean of my arse
Disappointment will ensue.
Perhaps if you drink a bit more?
And yeah...he definitely missed all the taps from the ugly stick on the way down.
I see you peeking Pico. you'd better have a drink in your hand.
Yup....coffee straight.
:D
You know that's not really in the spirit of this thread right Pico? lol
WTH...Someday I just might try having a drink as soon as I wake up.
Im going to the PeirogiFest this weekend....I'll make up for it then.
We'll let you stay then :)
Drinking when you get up is ok if its a milk based drink, like kahlua or something...totally acceptable
lol...well it's 9pm over here. Perfectly respectable time to be half cut.
Gonna be -3 here tonite...soccer is gonna blow in the morning
we've been having pretty mild nights the last couple of nights. it's great living in Qld in winter. :)
Been getting back into shape with my bagpipes after several years' hiatus. This means my lips are getting stronger, and that lends a certain something to how I kiss. A piper is never too drunk -- so long as he may yet drag himself home on his lips.
I made a Tuscan style red wine, and once bottled, had to drink the 2/3 of a bottle left over. WOW this is one dangerous wine! I am loving it. Even bottle shocked and not aged, its great. Not sure it the 27 bottles will make the 3 month stage, not to mention the 6 month stage! My best friend agrees, we are going to crack open another one. So in about an hour if all goes well drunkenness should ensue.
:)
I am.
It used to take a lot more to get me pissed, but now...not so much...
The thing with being drunk these days is because I don't have much staying power, I get that horny feeling, but when it all comes down to it, I can't be arsed. I'd rather sleep. lol What a waste! I'm getting off here just in case I can get the timing right.
vodka tonic, vodka tonic, vodka tonic, vodka tonic, vodka tonic, vodka tonic, vodka tonic, vodka tonic, vodka tonic, vodka tonic.
Today is my official "drink until you forget the world" day. Started at 12:01 pm. Still rolling hard.
you can never forget TEH CELLLLARRRRRRR!
Well, you certainly won't have a problem with malaria.
Strictly Midisinable Zen , Hes just taking a treatment
thread resurrection.
Twil and I went to that trivia contest the other night, y'all helped with our team name--thanks!! It was held in a local pub/tavern. They had a tiny kitchen and the daily special was tacos. What goes better with fish tacos than margaritas? Nothing, right. So, when I placed my order for the tacos, I also got a couple margaritas. I watched the bartender make the margaritas right in front of me.
These were not the basic mix/tequila/triple sec/ice-3/2/1/fill'er up margaritas. He took a pint glass, added several lime wedges and a couple lemon wedge/slices from his bar pantry (I'm sure there's a name for that little lidded container of fruit garnishes but I don't know it), added a bit of granulated sugar, and about half a glass of ice and then mashed the hell out of it with his muddler. Then he took his lime/lemon "mix" and strained it into a different glass, added ice, tequila, and triple sec. He stirred it and then took one of the hollow stirrers and plunged it into the drink, capped the top with his finger then put the tiny straw into his mouth and tasted his work. Nom nom. He tossed the straw in the trash and then gave me the drinks. I was impressed.
It was a very good margarita and it really activated my DIY itch. So when we were at Trader Joe's last night, I got a bag of lemons, a bag of limes, we got a bottle of tequila (BD rolls her eyes and teases me about the fact that I have a fondness for Sauza, the bottom shelf agave product, what-evah) from the local liquor store and today I made a batch.
I used four limes and two lemons with some sugar and ice in a strong container (some kind of canister I think) and I beat the hell out it with the handle of a big knife (no muddler here) and put the result in a plastic bottle in the freezer. I've made enough mix for three strong and cold margaritas, rocks.
While they are delicious, I think they're a potential threat to my peak performance as Twil's finish carpenter. I'm adding the baseboards to the kitchen remodel we started a hundred years ago. Tequila and compound miter saws should not be enjoyed at the same time, right? My pile of unusably small scraps is itself small, but growing. :(
good news: I can still count to ten without removing my shoes.
status: very sociable.
bad news: there's just y'all to be sociable with.
damn. I'm a voluble drunk.
You're the best damn bad example in town. :lol2:
damn. I'm a voluble drunk.
And ya type a lot too. ;)
The last time I made a 'batch' of margaritas was when we lived in the house with the pool. I floated around in the pool for the arvo drinking this whole jug, then decided to get off my floaty and go upstairs.
My first mistake was thinking my legs would still work.
It went down hill from there.
You went downhill going upstairs?
Yep. Hard to believe, but tequila makes anything possible. ;)
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
'Course, with me you could substitute anything even remotely alcoholic for the tequila and the result would be the same. I'm a cheap date.
I wish I was a cheap date. Apparently I'm not though. Maybe that explains why my husband hasn't taken me out for so long.
Or maybe he's just very slack.
It was nothing on a weekend in high school to down 3 40s (the equivalent of 10 beers), including shotgunning at least one of them.
Today, shit...my meds cause me to cop a nice buzz after 1 beer...no complaints though!
I indulged in 1 drink last night, no drunkeness though.
You went downhill going upstairs?
I have fallen up stairs befor and it has involved Teq
To be fair, Ali did it in Australia with our funny upside-down anti-clockwise gravity.
Oh ive done it there to , the backwards flushing toilet did vex me though
I may have been drinking some bourbon tonight... Never been on the drunk thread before though.
May have? If you're not sure, you may have had a lot. :haha:
Bourbon stocks are low, so during today's heat wave (60 degree, windows and doors open), I'm having vodka gimlets.
ya know ... lemonade powder mix, ice, water, vodka, and a pwerful blender go really well together
!
As a matter of fact, I happen to own a "powerful" blender.
Also, I have a... penchant for bulk preparations.
Are you trying to get me drunk?!
Celebrating an exceptional day with an Argentinian Chardonnay. I'd love a single malt right about now, but the Chardonnay will do. :)
V... would that be such a terrible thing?
p.s apparently tequila works too - especially if ya salt the glass rim
Vodka lemonade blended up ... :yum:
well i'll raise a can of miller lite to y'all!
(i'm such a philistine!)
I may be regretting the bourbon from last night.
I'm pretty gone right now. I know if I go blind I will never have a family. I know I won't get marrired who wants someone who is just a depentenent. I just regrent I don't have the strenght to do it now. I would say hi to Bri. I do miss her posts. I need the will do to this but I don't hoave. it. I know that wahat I have is meanling less and I am just a burcen to al lthat at I know I know does not seem lie but htat is wat is is . I can't do this mcuh more God help me I' ma lost.
Here you are.
Hope you feel better after some foods and sleeps. Let us know youre ok, ok?
Yeah, you better check in tomorrow tora!
fuck it.
I'll be here instead.
I am gonna numb that part of me that says "this thing that happened belongs in this thread. That other thing that happened belongs in that thread. Things 1, 2, 3, 3.5, 4, 5 and 8 belong in threads A, B, C, Cellar Meta <new thread>, X, ???, and that was not supposed to be shared, respectively.
working on the third bourbon.
I got a new tv recently one that receives OTA digital broadcasts and ... wait... nevermind. I was listening to the radio the other day, the Dinner Party Download, and they had a segment that had a drink recipe, one of the ingredients for which was . Wait. It was on tv. Ok, one of the ingredients (it was during a cooking show that focused on Mexican cooking, and limes were featured in the cocktail recipe). Anyhow, this new drink, which I can't remember, included an ingredient that I hadn't known about before. It's called
Velvet Falernum. It's yummy. It's very very sweet. I made a Corn 'n' Oil. It was gross.
Do not mix Abstent and wisky it makes you post things you regreat
speak for yourself, whippersnapper!
good to see you back again tora. We were concerned about you.
Gland to know I'm missed. Just busy I'm writing a book, started a band, getting school stuff done, looking for stable full time work, and planing a bachelor party with an unhelpful best man.
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I'll be checking in later. :)
powerful blender, plus bucket of ice, plus limeade, plus grand marnier, plus gold tequila....
I *love* a margarita ...
working on the third bourbon.
I got a new tv recently one that receives OTA digital broadcasts and ... wait... nevermind. I was listening to the radio the other day, the Dinner Party Download, and they had a segment that had a drink recipe, one of the ingredients for which was . Wait. It was on tv. Ok, one of the ingredients (it was during a cooking show that focused on Mexican cooking, and limes were featured in the cocktail recipe). Anyhow, this new drink, which I can't remember, included an ingredient that I hadn't known about before. It's called Velvet Falernum. It's yummy. It's very very sweet. I made a Corn 'n' Oil. It was gross.
Hemmingway, is that you?
me again.
hiya.
I'm drowning my sorrows of coming in fourth in the lutefisk eating contest earlier today at Skolstage at
Ballard SeafoodFest. JFC, it was hot out today, and I choked, literally. I didn't divide my portions of lutefisk into small enough pieces to swallow, and I didn't make it to the money round. FUCK.
whatever. :embarrassed:
The Mrs and I could have just walked in here as complete strangers. Well, the only person I know here is Ep, and he hasn't seen us yet.
I'm not drinking...yet...
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lets see , i cut grass , trimmed , was going to push mow untill i saw the pool was NASTY !! , so scrub the fucking nasty out of the pool ,
and then its time to float and drink ,
Wife gets home , Ohh pork steaks from the BBQ shack ,OH HELLLLLLLLZZ YESSSSSS !!
then float and drink , Oh did i mention the pool is at 85 ish and the out side temp is 95 ish , no buggalooes , , beam and coke is flowen , Swim suite goes away , her stays , she drags me kicking and screaming Out if the pool at 9pm , because she is cold and its late to be swimmen ,,, for now that is ,,,,,,,,,,
I have had...some drinks...
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lets see , i cut grass , trimmed , was going to push mow untill i saw the pool was NASTY !! , so scrub the fucking nasty out of the pool ,
and then its time to float and drink ,
Wife gets home , Ohh pork steaks from the BBQ shack ,OH HELLLLLLLLZZ YESSSSSS !!
then float and drink , Oh did i mention the pool is at 85 ish and the out side temp is 95 ish , no buggalooes , , beam and coke is flowen , Swim suite goes away , her stays , she drags me kicking and screaming Out if the pool at 9pm , because she is cold and its late to be swimmen ,,, for now that is ,,,,,,,,,,
This is good, very good.
Yes, zippyt has found balance, his yin and yang do an apache dance like nobody's watching. Go zip, the world envies you. :notworthy
I'm drinking til I pass out tonight.
It's a plan, and I'm sticking to it.
Fuck everybody.
I might just join ya ina little Tragando El Gato. Liver test the 5th. Guess who won't be happy?
I licked a cat last night/this morning...but, I didn't swallow it.
Tragando El Gato = Swallowing the cat (?)<--Google translation
I've got some Rebel Yell whiskey (nasty stuff) and some Bacardi. I plan to drink it all. I have a grueling deposition tomorrow and I'm already tempted to say fuck it. Drinks are on me tonight!
so.
I've bottled--no, wait. I've EMPTIED a five gallon carboy of its precious mead, bottling much of it. But I had more mead than bottles and some of it went into some glasses. It's not right to call it quality control, except that it was of acceptable quality and I was able to control the flow into the few bottles I had. The rest went into a glass, but shit, the glass didn't hold it either, so natually I had to make room in the glass. I did this by pouring some of the mead from the glass down my throat.
fuck, that carboy is a biiiiiiig bottle, ain't it?
Hello again
...
just left work, went to the grocery store, brought groceries home and cooked some of them. then, I had a drink, or one and a half. I made room in the fridge by finishing the last of the eggnog, and put some rum in it. then I added my secret ingredient, not nutmeg, nope. not cinnamon. nope. chinese five spice powder. anise, cardamon, star anise, and some other sweet spicy stuffs. a very nice twist on the regular eggnog. there was aaaabboooout enough eggnog for two servings. ish. NOTE TO SELF: don't unscrew the cap next time, just flip the top and use the shaker top.
but I'm here to tell you that the buzz I'm feeling is probably from this new doodad I got at the store the other night. It's called a
Vapor Spirit. I fucking love it. I got it from the local liquor store, and I think I stole it, approximately. the clerk didn't find a tag on it, so he called the owner... .while I waited on the call, I told the guy I'd give him $20 for it. nope, still holding.... he came back and said, $8. I said
OK! because he obviously didn't hear me the first time. whatever dude. I later found out, via the website you've seen the link to that they retail for $50. wtf. I'm not paying fifty fucking bucks for that. reports of my willingness to pay $20 might or might not have some truth to them. but I was willing to part with $8 for one. Now I think I'll go back and try to buy the rest of them at the $8 price.
Because, friends, this is a fun toy. it's like fucking freebasing bourbon. I drink my bourbon neat under normal circumstances, my scotch too. I like several mixed drinks (but not that fucking Tulip, jesus, I'd rather be sober and thirsty, with a tickle in my throat before I'd let another one of those vile concoctions pass my lips
PTUI!).
any fucking way.
this thing is a blast. the delivery of alcohol to the blood is very very fast. i'm inhaling alcohol. now, I have a one-finger glass next to me as well, but the glass is still more than half full (more than half of the original portion) and the buzz is palpable. I think I'm gonna go to bed in a minute, after this post.
such a fun toy.
Make sure you check in when you wake in the morning. That new toy sounds slightly dangerous. I have never heard of anything like it on the market here, and I doubt I will.
There's no way it's any more dangerous than your average Australian rose bush. Those things'll bugger ya in yer sleep.
ETA::lol2:It's alcohol and an open (kinda) flame, what could possibly go wrong?:lol2:
Got an 1/2 gal of Geo Dickels today. Please disregard anything from me.
one bottle of Speyburn (a nice little Scotch) and a twelve pack of New Belgium Ranger IPA. So far, three wee drams and twentyfour ounces of beer. A good beginning I think.
Make sure you check in when you wake in the morning. That new toy sounds slightly dangerous. I have never heard of anything like it on the market here, and I doubt I will.
First of all, I'm not dead (yet).
Next, I'm drinking tonight, it's going to be nice. Off work early, don't have to be in until 11 am tomorrow.
NEXT, your question Ali, ok, not a question, but a request. The next day I had a pretty good headache. Well, shit. I was disappointed with my new toy. But not discouraged. I tried it again later, and many times since then, all with only pleasant results. I am going to conclude that the headache was from the eggnog/rum. I've had bourbon, neat, bourbon, rocks, scotch, both, etc. All of the stuff I drink regularly, and in combination with the Vapor Spirit. No problems.
It was the eggnog plus rum that gave me the headache.
Just plain booze and this ... gadget, no problemo. It really does do the job of letting me enjoy the flavor of the the liquor. Especially scotch, I like mine smoky, heavy, Islay, and the more the better. Laphroaig is the best I've had the pleasure to experience to date. It's sublime. No, actually, that's not true. It's about as sublime as a sledgehammer. It's potent, it's loud, it's turned up to eleven. And savoring a wee (very wee) dram in the inhaler lets me enjoy the best of it, the flavor and the aroma, in very economical way.
Laphroaig is the best I've had the pleasure to experience to date. It's sublime. No, actually, that's not true. It's about as sublime as a sledgehammer. It's potent, it's loud, it's turned up to eleven. And savoring a wee (very wee) dram in the inhaler lets me enjoy the best of it, the flavor and the aroma, in very economical way.
That's my "winter scotch". Your description is right on the money, but it sure does warm those cold nights.
I've just realized that I calculate how many gin and tonics I've had by counting the number of quarter limes I have accumulated in my glass and multiply by four.
I feel uneasy about this.
but apparently not sufficiently uneasy to prevent me from finishing off that fucking yellow lime.
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me again
FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Last post eaten by fucking fuck.
nevermind.
all 23 seconds can suck my dick.
I have recently become informed that the previous post can NOT BE DELETED.
MOTHER.
FUCKER.
SO...
fuck you.
the horse.
the stagecoach.
(you have no idea the mental effort expended to recall that word)
and all the motherfuckers obscured by the dust raised by the horses and the stagecoach
....
wow.
I revert to some pretty elementary profanity when I'm drunk.
Please....
I apologize.
even if my post to keystroke ratio is less than 1:4 or 1:10.
:sorry:
sorry
Damn.
Did I post that?
:lol2:
Yeah man, that totally reads like one of your drunk posts :P
I don't so much. I'd much rather get toasted.
I don't enjoy getting drunk as much as I used to. Too much work.
But, I still looooove being drunk as much as ever.:jig:
And stoooooooooooooooned, love me some stoned, man.
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I don't so much. I'd much rather get toasted.
A businessman indeed. ;)
I've just poured myself a small cocktail and am about to load up the bong.
I'm having a little celebration regarding a minor (but important to me) win against my asshole neighbor in court this morning. In short, he was a dick, the judge was a dickier dick, yet I still got the majority of what I was originally after. But
most importantly, I let said asshole neighbor know that
[CENTER][SIZE="7"]I stand my ground
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Video troubles?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvlTJrNJ5lA
[SIZE="1"]Don't fuck with me, man. I will take your punk ass down. [/SIZE] :p:
The video don't work.
I know! WTF. It works in Preview mode, but not in the posted post.
Click the link under the (LYING!) video box. :rolleyes:
I know! WTF. It works in Preview mode, but not in [COLOR="Red"]the posted post[/COLOR].
In my current altered state, ^^this ^^ reminds me of . . . .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DBzlLWGHtE
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I did, it don't work either.
I did, it don't work either.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvlTJrNJ5lA
^^^This link^^^ doesn't work for you? What the hell am I doing wrong!?!? :mad:
Dammit! Google "I won't back down" and click the first thing that comes up/you tube option! :p:
^^^This one works.
Thank You
Love fargon
^^^This one works.
Thank You
Love fargon
:hugnkiss:
The original one you posted works for me.
Oh, and congratulations.
The original one you posted works for me.
I don't know what the heck I did wrong. Hell, I'm buzzed! It's all good, though. :thumb:
Oh, and congratulations.
Little fucker tried like hell to stare me down in mediation. Dude, I've been around the block
TWICE since you were hatched. Bite me!!!
:D
Embedded video works GREAT
Also, congrats!
Embedded video works GREAT
Nice! Any idea why the link's so wonky for some but not all? I'm using Chrome . . . ??
Also, congrats!
Yay! Thank you! I'm having a lovely evening listening to YouTube videos/tunes I haven't heard in ages.
For your listening and viewing pleasure:
[YOUTUBE]uq-gYOrU8bA[/YOUTUBE]
It all worked for me in Firefox.
Thanks for the Tommy Bolin vid, Glinda. Dude's voice sounds a
lot like
Ace Frehley from KISS.
Two things
1
This shit is hard to navigate when I NEED IT, though, to be fair, not UT's fault.
Fuck
I forgot number two
I've just poured myself a small cocktail and am about to load up the bong.
I'm having a little celebration regarding a minor (but important to me) win against my asshole neighbor in court this morning. In short, he was a dick, the judge was a dickier dick, yet I still got the majority of what I was originally after. But most importantly, I let said asshole neighbor know that
[CENTER][SIZE="4"]I stand my ground and I won't back down.[/SIZE][/center]
It's been a long time coming, but a-hole neighbor's got his ass in a very tight crack with the local authorities (code enforcement, logging overseers), and I couldn't be more pleased.
See, about a month ago, a-hole decided he needed to build a rough road along the east-west border of his land (directly adjacent to my property),
through the designated wetland on his property. In doing so, he violated the logging overlords' directions about not doing any clearing on the wetland portion of his land, and ravaged the seasonal creekbed next to my (easement) road with his backhoe.
This little creek runs under and then alongside my easement road. It also runs through the property of my good neighbor (through which my road passes). Because destroying that wetland creek bed will directly affect my good neighbor
and I when the rains return, we contacted the county's environmental code enforcement people as well as the county's logging inspectors to report a-hole's rampant arrogance and stupidity.
Well, the investigation into a-hole's actions is ongoing, but my neighbor and I just got reports from code enforcement and the logging division. They're going to bring the hammer down, apparently. Significant fines, and he'll be spending [SIZE="4"]
BIG[/SIZE] money to "restore" what he tore up.
:cheerldr:
You reap what you sow, motherfucker! Mwahahahaha!!
I'm happy that you're happy but be careful, he sounds like the type to go crazy if he even suspects a neener neener from anyone. Gloat quietly. ;)
I'm happy that you're happy but be careful, he sounds like the type to go crazy if he even suspects a neener neener from anyone. Gloat quietly. ;)
Yes, I know you're right. I'm his target for the road repair thing and I don't take that lightly, but this latest action was led by my
good neighbor (with me and a cop in attendance).
A-hole did his wetland/creek destsruction on the Memorial Day weekend, so there was no one in enforcement on duty to shut him down. Because of this, my good neighbor (she and her husband own the land that my easement road passes through) called the cops to serve as witness while she confronted him. She recorded a video of him in his backhoe in the middle of the creekbed, with the cop as a witness, while she (and the cop) told him he had to stop ripping up the creekbed or risk the consequences, and he turned his back on us and continued tearing things up. She also later contacted the forestry and code enforcement guys.
So, I'm his former enemy. She's his current enemy. It is what it is. My reading of him is that he's a passive-aggressive bully, and his MO is quietly arrogant willfulness/antagonism,
but he complies when he's pressed (as I've already proved with my small claims lawsuit against him). I've done a backgound search on him - no worrisome legal issues thus far. Of course, this situation could push him over the edge, but so far, no violence in his history. :(
On the plus side, the cops know what's going on out here - it's not the first time they've been called in connection with this guy. Code enforcement and logging dudes are also keeping a close reign on him, now that they've had a chance to get out here to see what he's done. And, he's surrounded by neighbors who know what he's done and are
not happy about it. The whole world's watching, if you will.
Finally, although it's
waaay after the fact, he
has applied for a wetland permit to build a road through his wetland, so he's complying (so far) with the officials who are monitoring his case. The odds of getting this permit are roughly zero, so he's going to have to spend wads of dough "restoring" what he broke with county enforcement supervision, and have no real access to the back end of his land (next to my property).
And then there will be the fines. Heh.
As for gloating at him . . . I promise to try very hard not to, but I make no promises.:rolleyes:
I love it when A-Holes get their comeuppance. Good for you guys.
Nice to 'see' you again, Glinda.
I love it when A-Holes get their comeuppance. Good for you guys.
Isn't it just the BEST THING
EVAR?!! ;)
Nice to 'see' you again, Glinda.
Thanks, man. I've been very busy recently with pet sitting and book editing. After spending hours a day on the computer working on this book (plus AM and PM pet-sitting jobs), I just haven't had the energy to do much else online.
Add to that, I brought home a new kitten about six weeks ago, and that in itself is incredibly exhausting. At the moment, little Scooter Pie is trying to nurse the crease in my bent elbow. I can't do
anything without this little guy getting right up IN it . . .
I've missed you all and have a lot of catching up to do! :)
Add to that, I brought home a new kitten about six weeks ago...
:cheerldr:
Lucky kitten. Got a picture?
Lucky kitten. Got a picture?
Introducing Scooter Pie, the newest addition to the family . . .
[SIZE="1"]*
squeee!*[/SIZE]
Finished a few hours ago.
I love it when A-Holes get their comeuppance. Good for you guys.
Update: I was telling a friend about my a-hole neighbor tearing a road through his wetland, and the friend said something similar happened in his neighborhood years ago. The EPA got involved and reamed the offender royally.
So, I called the EPA last Friday. A rep from the Army Corps of Engineers will be here this Friday afternoon to get the Feds on the job.
[SIZE="5"][CENTER]HA!!!!![/CENTER][/SIZE]
[SIZE="1"]Don't fuck with me, man. [/SIZE]
Some other Feds fucked with me once.
Got my attention.
Yes, because they are the top of the food chain. You can have tons of money and lawyers out the wazoo, if the feds want your ass they'll have it. :thepain:
Well, in the grand scheme of things, this is pretty small potatoes, but now that the EPA isn't spending time going after air/water polluters (thanks Trump), I guess they've got more time to focus on the small potatoes.
And, of course, this won't be small potatoes to my a-hole neighbor. heh.
Karma's a BEYOTCH!!!
ETA: It's not quite noon yet, but I'm thinking a celebratory cocktail is in order. w0oT!
Remember, Karma can fuck more than one person at a time. Karma is a world class multi-tasker.
And since when is a reason to drink needed? Ever? Fuck the world, it's five o'clock somewhere.
Remember, Karma can fuck more than one person at a time. Karma is a world class multi-tasker.
I know, but I'm a good human, I obey the rules, I mind my own business, and I never fuck with anybody - UNTIL THEY FUCK WITH ME. Then I get the law involved and let
those wheels do the turning.
I feel safe in saying that karma's on my side this go 'round. :)
And since when is a reason to drink needed? Ever? Fuck the world, it's five o'clock somewhere.
Dad used that one all the time. :cool:
Don't care for the video, but, I do love the song:
[YOUTUBE]BPCjC543llU[/YOUTUBE]
You keep Karma busy. I'm for the bar!
[size=1]Done made m'self thirsty...[/size]
I am drunk.
GrandCherokeeOne is thirty miles [strike]form[/strike] from here.
How the hell am I gonna get m'vehicle tomorrow? Today.:facepalm:
That is all.
Do you still have that little scooter you had fun riding?
LPCs (Leather Personnel Carriers), those boots were made for walkin'.
I've had to do a timed and monitored continuous 20 mi., with a 65 lb. pack, in 4 hrs. through the Virginia foothills.
You should be able to do 30 mi. with just a water bottle and still make the drive home by lunchtime.
Of course, I'm older now; so, in your situation I'd just take a cab.
I'm longing for a glass or 3 of white zin - my fav beat the heat summer quench. I'll be calling a cab since my truck is in the shop. I love Espanola, it five o'clock 24/7 around here. :guinness:
Yeah, I don't got no boots made for walking.:p:
Oh, ScooScooScootio has moved on to brighten someone else's day with mechanical neediness.:yelgreedy
I'm thinking this might be a rum night.
I'm thinking this might be a rum night.
Here is another recipe.
Cut up fresh strawberries into strawberry cool aid with Bacardi light. Sit in frig overnight. It is good with finely ground ice too.
Here is another recipe:
cut up some COLD watermelon, enough to fill a pint glass, mash/macerate/muddle. Add gin, squeeze a quartered lime into it and rub the remains on the rim before dropping into the glass. Add ice cubes until full. Drink, repeat until you run out of watermelon, gin, or consciousness.
I'm supposed to be compiling a list of citations in APA format for a maternity nurse textbook right now, but I'd rather have a cocktail and then a nap.
I have pet sitting later, and after that I'm joining a friend for dinner at a local Mexican restaurant. I think I need to rest up for that.
Cocktail and nap it is!
Also, just ordered
this crazy thing. :rolleyes:
pretty drunk now, disable/depowered all the power tools,
good night
Drunk. Check... Thank you auto correct
Power tools, still not yet put away
Monster... Sorry for any offense, truly
I'm sad, Uncle's service today, only attended in spirit.
Good night,
Just good night
Phone makes me sound more coherent than I really am
Fuck yeah~
Almost made it on the almost first try.
1 -- hi xoxoxoBruce. Please. don't hate me.
2 -- Robert Cray *might not* be my friend tonight.
3 -- fuuuuuuck.
4 -- I really, really really want to to finish the bathroom floor tonight.
5 -- jeebus. maybe powertools are a bad idea at this point. there's no spellchecker on OFUCKTHATJESUSGETMEATOWEL.
6 -- remember that scene in Evan Almighty "Lord, send me a sign! and the truck of SIGNS pulls in front of him...yeah. that's me warming the driver's seat at this point.
Fuckit.
Moving from computer to bathroom.
I'm gonna finish the work tonight.
Toilet reinstallation TOMORROW.
Why would I hate you, did you circulate those naked pictures you took of me?
