STOP RHYMING, I MEAN IT!

lumberjim • Jun 29, 2009 6:08 pm
Anybody want a peanut?




oh, guess what?
Sheldonrs • Jun 29, 2009 6:09 pm
lumberjim;578578 wrote:
Anybody want a peanut?




oh, guess what?


They're in the hut?
lumberjim • Jun 29, 2009 6:11 pm
NO, Chicken Butt!




Guess Why?
kerosene • Jun 29, 2009 6:16 pm
Y'all are high!

Why do I try?
nowhereman • Jun 29, 2009 6:22 pm
... to rhyme ?
I don't have time
I hear the chime
of ice
in my tequila and lime
Clodfobble • Jun 29, 2009 6:50 pm
lumberjim wrote:
Guess Why?


Chicken Thigh.
DanaC • Jun 29, 2009 6:56 pm
Chicken, why
did you cross the road?
Were you high
or just plain bored?
classicman • Jun 29, 2009 7:06 pm
WTF?
the real question is
did the chicken cluck?
Pooka • Jun 29, 2009 7:26 pm
I think its time for a nice hard F*ck...

Perhaps you'd like to try your luck?
smoothmoniker • Jun 29, 2009 8:12 pm
I could have been a genius, if I'd had the time

I could have been a poet if I knew how to … make the words come out right.
Shawnee123 • Jun 29, 2009 8:19 pm
You people are getting on my nerves
With metered couplets from a bunch of pervs.
lumberjim • Jun 29, 2009 8:31 pm
around the chicken crossing, the car swerves.


here's a new line to rhyme with.
Gargantutron • Jun 29, 2009 9:03 pm
Damn that chicken is fuckin' with my nerves.
Glinda • Jun 30, 2009 1:36 pm
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A chicken's life
Ain't got no strife.
Just pecking nits
and dropping shits.
Shawnee123 • Jun 30, 2009 1:39 pm
So, that chicken poop
How does it come?
Five for a dollar
Or 25 cents for one?

Perhaps per square foot
Or even by the pound
I'll get some free poop
Just scoop it off the ground.
jinx • Jun 30, 2009 1:47 pm
Looks like it comes by the ton Shaw.... or sometimes the cubic yard.
Shawnee123 • Jun 30, 2009 1:49 pm
It comes by the ton?
Then I don't want none!
Sundae • Jun 30, 2009 4:24 pm
Give me enough of that Arizona tea
And I'll come round yours and poop for free!

(or is that Long Island? You furriners are all the same to me)

Can you help me rhyme my heatwave Dwellars?
Glinda • Jun 30, 2009 9:42 pm
Sundae Girl;578778 wrote:


Can you help me rhyme my heatwave Dwellars?


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Have you considered
"Close shave, Sellers!"?
monster • Jun 30, 2009 9:54 pm
your rhyming sucks
like solo fucks
have you considered stepping back to
line up your ducks

you need to chill
or take a pill
your current way of rhyming post makes
us feel quite ill
Urbane Guerrilla • Jul 1, 2009 6:49 pm
X-Lydia wrote this to St. Thomas (Will-
iams)


I do not trust James Bond
I think he can understand
For ev'ry place he goes blows up
He is a dang'rous man

I do not trust James Bond
And here's for the reason why:
For ev'ry lady James Bond loves
Is surely doomed to die

My song must have its end,
But in this world and beyond
Of one thing I am absolutely sure
I do not trust James Bond!
Sundae • Jul 1, 2009 8:23 pm
Guerilla; for your only good,
Stick to recipes and food,
Resist the politic sirens' call
And thus remain a friend to all.
Gravdigr • Jul 6, 2009 2:51 pm
All this whining y'all can quit
Because I simply don't give a shit.
lumberjim • Jul 6, 2009 6:50 pm
not even a little bit?

Gravdigr, when you dig my grave, would you make it shallow?
so that I can feel the rain? Gravdigr?

I guess it doesnt rhyme after all
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Gravdigr • Jul 7, 2009 3:47 pm
Hey that was pretty damn cool
I don't like Dave Matthews as a rule
Wish I played like he can do it
Thanks Jim for turning me on to it!
toranokaze • Jul 28, 2009 8:37 pm
That plan doesn't seem very sound.
monster • Jul 28, 2009 9:01 pm
Which plan? the shallow ground?