Oh, I'm just messin' with ya. ;)
Insanity plea rejected. Guilty as charged. Remanded for sentencing.
;)
I appear before you ready for sentencing. Today you could send me to the gallows and it would be an improvement from the way I feel. So have at it folks - give it your best shot.
Eh, I gave you 100 years off your sentence for good behavior. You are free to go.
;)
No recidivisim, though.
Not so much pleading as bragging. :D