Rutger Hauer will...

burn you with his intense laser stare.

Woof woof!

Um. The idea was for you to add your own "Rutger Howard will..."

meow

Rutger Hauer will...

...not have many children named after him this year.

Rutger Hauer will take a shower every hour with Matt Lauer.

rutger hauer will grow a flower

lumberjim;575695 wrote:

rutger hauer will grow a flower

to make him smell a little less sour...

oink!

Woof!


sorry, did I already say that?

*coughs* Ahem...

Rutger Hauer will ascend Mt Olympus and sit at the right hand of Zeus

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Will die. In the rain.

Rutger Hauer will accidentally bump into Chuck Norris.

You don't want to know what happens after that.

Sheldonrs;575693 wrote:

Rutger Hauer will take a shower every hour with Matt Lauer.

Matt Lauer can suck it!!!

Rutger Hauer ... will cause Zengum to wonder who the #$%& he is.


Say, has Dana just gone barking mad?

Rutger Hauer will donate a lock of hair to Dana and I.

case;575730 wrote:

Rutger Hauer will donate a lock of hair to Dana and I.

Cranial or pubes?

Rutger Hauer will scour Eddie Bauer for a new CD Tower.

Not sure...Dani which ones do you prefer?

I'm thinking cranial...unless I get to take it from him...

Beestie;575716 wrote:

Rutger Hauer will accidentally bump into Chuck Norris.

You don't want to know what happens after that.

Rutger Hauer has...THE POWER.

Rutger Hauer looks dour when he glowers in the shower.

Neva heard of the bloke. Who is it?

TheMercenary;575765 wrote:

Neva heard of the bloke. Who is it?

Merc's just kidding, Rutger. Hehehe... He's a real joker, Merc is... Right, Merc?!

Rutger Hauer is the antithesis of Hawt in a bloke. Dani, you need psychiatric help, sorry.

This is what you should be lusting after:

looks like beest to me

monster;575790 wrote:

Rutger Hauer is the antithesis of Hawt in a bloke. Dani, you need psychiatric help, sorry.

This is what you should be lusting after:

Snape?

Is that Alan Rickman?

Oh sure, that's young Alan Rickman.

We can counter with young Rutger Hauer, of course:

Beestie;575716 wrote:

Rutger Hauer will accidentally bump into Chuck Norris.

And then fall apart like a Jenga stack.

Rutger Hauer will watch you pee.

@ Monnie: umm...I don't recall ever making any great claims to sanity :P

And Rickman is lovely...but young Hauer beats young Rickman hands down any day. Woof!


(I can see a new card game ... like Top Trumps...)

I'm with you all the way, here, Dani. Rickman = cute Hauer = yummy

Rutger Hauer will tickle your ass with a feather

Does anyone remember this guy from 13th Warrior?:

..will beat the crap out of Chuck Norris and Steven Segal.

BTW, screened part of LadyHawke a few days ago. Rutger rocks!

LadyHawke is a guilty pleasure. It's a very uneven movie. But I like it despite that.