You can fit a piano througha nine-inch hole. I've seen the videos.
Playing it again afterwards is harder.
You can make a piano look like a giant roller skate.
You can get one for your daughter then when she goes to college you can use it as a place to put shit that you don't know where else to put ...
classic, that's what treadmills are for! :headshake
then where do you put your planes?
On the piano.
Hey, why is everyone looking at me like that? Have I been doing it wrong all this time? :blush:
You can use them in movies and commercials by dropping them from a skyscraper. Not to worry. The only actor ever injured by this technique was Wile E. Coyote. And it was only superficial.
Until he got some Acme Piano-B-Gone, no wait, I don't think that one worked.
You can bury President William Taft in one
Eddie Valiant's brother was killed by a dropping piano in Who Framed Roger Rabbit.