A Quicker More Efficient IQ Test for Internet types

monster • Jun 17, 2009 9:57 pm

Especially suitable for Dwellars. we'll have your smartfactor pegged in minutes.

[LIST=1]
[*]Have you ever created a lolcat?
[LIST=a]
[*]No. Teenage drivel
[*] Several. I often improve on other people's too
[*] Once. But nobody got it.
[*] I'm more of a thread-bomb type person[/LIST]
[*]Are you Libertarian?
[LIST=a]
[*]absolutely
[*]absolutely not
[*]none of your business
[*]is that like a more gentle Liberal?[/LIST]
[*]Is that a Shark or a Dolphin?
[LIST=a]
[*]No.
[*]Yes.
[*]Candygram
[*]In-jokes are so childish[/LIST][*]How often do you wear odd socks??
[LIST=a]
[*]never
[*]occasionally
[*]don't know, never check.
[*]what sort of crappy IQ test is this anyway?[/LIST][*]Have you ever posted your own poetry on an internet forum?
[LIST=a]
[*]yes
[*]yes, if you count limericks
[*]I couldn't find the nerve ....yet
[*]poetry is a sign of emotion which is a sign of intellectual inferiority[/LIST][*]How often do you discuss current affairs?
[LIST=a]
[*]never. i get enough "news" from my TV,
[*] hardly ever. history is a better source of wisdom
[*] if it's not current, what's the point?
[*] so you hears about Brad and natasha too?[/LIST][*]Have you ever been rickroll'd?[LIST=a]
[*]yes, but not since early 2007
[*]Rickroll'd?
[*] Oh no, you di'int!
[*] I'm a total sucker, they get me everytime[/LIST][*]How do you do on regular IQ tests?[LIST=a]
[*]130+
[*] Never bother with them
[*] Not well, they seem more like geometry tests
[*] 75 lolz [/LIST][*]What is your IQ?
[LIST=a]
[*]Isn't that the point of this quiz?
[*] 100 or less. i hate those tests
[*] 100-140
[*] >140 but I don't really put much store in that type of test[/LIST][*]Did You cheat on this test?
[LIST=a]
[*]Of course.
[*] Of course not
[*] I was just reading it, I didn't really pick answers.
[*] Not until I got to question 3[/LIST]
[/list]

scores (highlight to reveal)
[COLOR="LemonChiffon"][list=1]
[*][list=a][*]15[*]15[*]20[*]10[/list]
[*][list=a][*]10[*]10[*]15[*]5[/list][*][list=a][*]10[*]10[*]15[*]20[/list][*][list=a][*]5[*]15[*]15[*]10[/list][*][list=a][*]20[*]10[*]5[*]30[/list][*][list=a][*]10[*]15[*]20[*]5[/list][*][list=a][*]15[*]5[*]15[*]10[/list][*][list=a][*]20[*]20[*]10[*]5[/list][*][list=a][*]0[*]0[*]20[*]0[/list][*][list=a][*]20[*]20[*]0[*]30[/list]
[/list][/COLOR]
So what did you score? hmmm? Add 'em up.. c'mon..... is it freaking scarily accurate or what?

eta: sorry the scores highlight thing doesn't show the question/answer numbers too well, but, you know, if you can't work it out, deduct 50 anyway.....

Shawnee123 • Jun 17, 2009 10:01 pm

125

I'm above expected, for a dwellar.

(Yes I did take it and score it!) :)

monster • Jun 17, 2009 10:03 pm

OMGz I must have fucked up somewhere!!!11!!11!

...but you are one of the brightest dwellarz...

Aliantha • Jun 17, 2009 10:05 pm

According to my answers I'm 165. I don't think that's freakily accurate. I'm sure there are plenty here to agree with that. :)

monster • Jun 17, 2009 10:08 pm

it's Ok -that's post-partum extra smartness, you're excused.

[COLOR="LightBlue"]plus you posted on PD, so thet raised your score exponentially, even if it's only temporary....[/COLOR]

Aliantha • Jun 17, 2009 10:09 pm

I've never heard of that before.

monster • Jun 17, 2009 10:15 pm

Well that's coz yer all busy with bein' smart an' shit

Aliantha • Jun 17, 2009 10:16 pm

oh right...yeah...ok

classicman • Jun 17, 2009 10:22 pm

I got a buck 42.50

Shawnee123 • Jun 17, 2009 10:23 pm

classicman;575331 wrote:
I got a buck 42.50

Good thing it wasn't a test on the maths.

monster • Jun 17, 2009 10:23 pm

you're deducted 30 for being indecisive

SteveDallas • Jun 17, 2009 11:03 pm

I got 135.

Question 9 is missing a choice:

e. >140 and I live to rub everybody else's face in my superior intellect

classicman • Jun 17, 2009 11:07 pm

SteveDallas;575384 wrote:
I got 135.

Question 9 is missing a choice:

+50

spudcon • Jun 17, 2009 11:13 pm

Mine is 505, but I cheated. I knew the answers ahead of time.

DanaC • Jun 17, 2009 11:22 pm

I cheated but I only got 93

Crimson Ghost • Jun 18, 2009 4:16 am

I got "The sun is shining, but the ice is slippery."

Did I win?

Sundae • Jun 18, 2009 1:48 pm

Diz says it's more important for me to hold him right now.
One-handed typing precludes participation in this test.

I think I got an A though.

kerosene • Jun 18, 2009 4:26 pm

One fiddy. I underestimated my smartness. I guess I must be much more of an intellectual than I thought. Oh well, then it is off to VD.com for me!

lumberjim • Jun 18, 2009 4:41 pm

this is a good newb quiz

sans the multi choice i think

glatt • Jun 18, 2009 4:47 pm

Here's a quote of Monster with the color turned off to make the scoring easier.

I got 130.

monster;575301 wrote:
Especially suitable for Dwellars. we'll have your smartfactor pegged in minutes.

[LIST=1]
[*]Have you ever created a lolcat?
[LIST=a]
[*]No. Teenage drivel
[*] Several. I often improve on other people's too
[*] Once. But nobody got it.
[*] I'm more of a thread-bomb type person[/LIST]
[*]Are you Libertarian?
[LIST=a]
[*]absolutely
[*]absolutely not
[*]none of your business
[*]is that like a more gentle Liberal?[/LIST]
[*]Is that a Shark or a Dolphin?
[LIST=a]
[*]No.
[*]Yes.
[*]Candygram
[*]In-jokes are so childish[/LIST][*]How often do you wear odd socks??
[LIST=a]
[*]never
[*]occasionally
[*]don't know, never check.
[*]what sort of crappy IQ test is this anyway?[/LIST][*]Have you ever posted your own poetry on an internet forum?
[LIST=a]
[*]yes
[*]yes, if you count limericks
[*]I couldn't find the nerve ....yet
[*]poetry is a sign of emotion which is a sign of intellectual inferiority[/LIST][*]How often do you discuss current affairs?
[LIST=a]
[*]never. i get enough "news" from my TV,
[*] hardly ever. history is a better source of wisdom
[*] if it's not current, what's the point?
[*] so you hears about Brad and natasha too?[/LIST][*]Have you ever been rickroll'd?[LIST=a]
[*]yes, but not since early 2007
[*]Rickroll'd?
[*] Oh no, you di'int!
[*] I'm a total sucker, they get me everytime[/LIST][*]How do you do on regular IQ tests?[LIST=a]
[*]130+
[*] Never bother with them
[*] Not well, they seem more like geometry tests
[*] 75 lolz [/LIST][*]What is your IQ?
[LIST=a]
[*]Isn't that the point of this quiz?
[*] 100 or less. i hate those tests
[*] 100-140
[*] >140 but I don't really put much store in that type of test[/LIST][*]Did You cheat on this test?
[LIST=a]
[*]Of course.
[*] Of course not
[*] I was just reading it, I didn't really pick answers.
[*] Not until I got to question 3[/LIST]
[/list]

scores (highlight to reveal)
[list=1]
[*][list=a][*]15[*]15[*]20[*]10[/list]
[*][list=a][*]10[*]10[*]15[*]5[/list][*][list=a][*]10[*]10[*]15[*]20[/list][*][list=a][*]5[*]15[*]15[*]10[/list][*][list=a][*]20[*]10[*]5[*]30[/list][*][list=a][*]10[*]15[*]20[*]5[/list][*][list=a][*]15[*]5[*]15[*]10[/list][*][list=a][*]20[*]20[*]10[*]5[/list][*][list=a][*]0[*]0[*]20[*]0[/list][*][list=a][*]20[*]20[*]0[*]30[/list]
[/list]
So what did you score? hmmm? Add 'em up.. c'mon..... is it freaking scarily accurate or what?

eta: sorry the scores highlight thing doesn't show the question/answer numbers too well, but, you know, if you can't work it out, deduct 50 anyway.....

Flint • Jun 18, 2009 5:25 pm

I protest question 4. I have two types of socks; i.e. I have two containers of socks, each populated with an identical pool of sock candidates. If both of the two types of socks could be considered "odd" in the context of the clothing I am wearing on any given day, or if my choice of one type of sock is "odd" in that clothing context, then there exists the possibility that I "occasionally" wear "odd" socks (depending of course on the definition of "occasionally" and whether we are allowed to consider another category such as "negligible" ... or whether such an number of instances would roll over into the "never" category); but if the criteria for "odd" is explicitly an unusual or unique type of sock there are no instances of "odd" socks that occur.

Juniper • Jun 18, 2009 5:58 pm

I got 140 but I don't really put much store in that type of test

Clodfobble • Jun 18, 2009 6:37 pm

I thought "odd socks" was when you wore mismatching socks because their mates had been lost in the dryer.

Flint • Jun 18, 2009 6:49 pm

Oh. Then, no. I wear mis-matched socks a guaranteed 0% of the time. I don't have to "check" though, I have pre-arranged for there to be no chance of error in my sock-equipping routine. Although I couldn't accurately say "never" unless the sample size was defined as post the time I finalized my sock regimen. [COLOR="White"]. . . [/COLOR] This is deeply flawed, and troubling question.

lumberjim • Jun 18, 2009 6:54 pm

if you only buy one kind of socks, you'll never have to worry about it

Flint • Jun 18, 2009 6:58 pm

[COLOR="Red"][SIZE="7"]Pay ATTENTION, assƒuck.[/SIZE][/COLOR]

It's a little something we like to call reading comprehension. Maybe you've heard of it? Hmmm? No?

DanaC • Jun 18, 2009 7:05 pm

I wear odd socks. Pretty much most of the time. basically, I grab two socks and if theymatch all well and good...and if they don't *shrugs*

I like them to be of a similar style...so, I won;t wear one woollen thick sock and one thin cotton sock, but beyond that I really don't give a toss.

lumberjim • Jun 18, 2009 7:12 pm

what ever happened to big red letters turning into pink little letters?

also.....fuck you flint, no one can understand that shit you wrote about bins of this and that you weirdo motherfatass

dar512 • Jun 18, 2009 7:36 pm

lumberjim;575704 wrote:

also.....fuck you flint, no one can understand that shit you wrote about bins of this and that you weirdo motherfatass

Jim's back.

monster • Jun 18, 2009 7:38 pm

the accuracy of this test is atounding, don't you think? I should market it.

Clodfobble • Jun 18, 2009 7:55 pm

lumberjim wrote:
if you only buy one kind of socks, you'll never have to worry about it

Personally I prefer the flip-flop solution, myself.

jinx • Jun 18, 2009 8:07 pm

Me too, but it's not a year 'round solution in PA unfortunately...

monster • Jun 18, 2009 9:07 pm

you can wear flip-flops with socks... oh wait...

kerosene • Jun 19, 2009 10:23 am

Flint made me feel stupid. I will never wear socks again.

glatt • Jun 19, 2009 10:27 am

Flint;575696 wrote:
Although I couldn't accurately say "never" unless the sample size was defined as post the time I finalized my sock regimen. [COLOR="White"]. . . [/COLOR] This is deeply flawed, and troubling question.

I read this before and lol. Flint, you have a very unique perspective and way of expressing yourself. I like.

Gravdigr • Jun 19, 2009 10:44 am

140

Flint • Jun 19, 2009 1:57 pm

glatt;575899 wrote:
I read this before and lol. Flint, you have a very unique perspective and way of expressing yourself. I like.

Thank you. My self esteem is largely defined by my ability to entertain practical stangers (no offense) on the internet.

Clodfobble • Jun 19, 2009 2:03 pm

But not impractical strangers. Those guys are jerks.

Flint • Jun 19, 2009 9:09 pm

lumberjim;575704 wrote:
I'm a low-brow, half-wit, ƒucktard with a stupid face and a dumbass vagina.

lumberjim • Jun 19, 2009 9:33 pm

I guess the fatass remark hurt your labia. I'm sorry, Nelly. here's a tampon for your excessive spotting.