If you saw me in a police car...
...what would you think I'd been arrested for?
So, when you answer, you respond to the previous poster.
So when someone says what they think I'd be arrested for, you then say what you think they might have been arrested for and so on.
Too complicated?
I hope not. :)
contributing to the delinquency of minor.
Smoothmoniker would be arrested for violating the noise ordinance after 9 PM.
CF would have been busted for firebombing a food manufacturer for mislabeling dairy-containing items they produce.
PIE? TWO WORDS. INDUSTRIAL ESPIONAGE
Lumberjim? Stalking obviously :P
shawnee: exposing herself in public
Ali - animal cruelty
Feeding those poor birds till they couldn't fly...
Classicman: stole the rolling cheese.
classic: staging a violent protest at a democratic convention
shawnee: assault and battery
*grins* yeah but what did I steal? huh? bet it was something good
shawnee: exposing herself in public
That doesn't sound like me at all!
shawnee: assault and battery
But that does. ;)
Dana: possession of teh weeeeed and resisting arrest
(If you saw me in a police car, chances are i would be gouing to help police with their enquiries as to the whereabouts/movements of Thor....)
That doesn't sound like me at all!
(that thought came to me via the strawberry queen thing. For some reason I picture you like eve, but with strawberry leaves instead.)
(that thought came to me via the strawberry queen thing. For some reason I picture you like eve, but with strawberry leaves instead.)
Oh, I think I love you! :lol:
LJ: "Me? Arrested? The only thing criminal here are these insanely low prices! Now what will it take to put you in a new car today?"
Attention shoppers, Lesbian Special in Aisle 5.
.....crackle crackle crackle......
Attention Associates, Clean up required in Aisle 5, Clean up in 5.
monster: impersonating a grocery store official
lol @ sm
DanaC: Crimes against the state, attempting to over throw the UK government.
Merc: plotting to assassinate left wing demoncrats
Merc - Murder - beating a liberal to death with his morals
Mercenary: finally went loco and used his collection of guns
classicman: aiding and abetting
lol
monster: scaring little kids
Ali: Assualt and battery on a neighbor.
Merc: displaying pornographic material in a public place
Merc: Sexual imposition: grabbing another guy's butt in a scum, I mean scrum.
Shawnee: falsifying financial statements
Undertoad: plotting the overthrow of the world using teh intrawebz
edit: merc beat me to it :)
UT: Assaulting an unemployed stay at home 20 something.
Merc - Murder - beating a liberal to death with his morals
Not possible since liberals don't have any.
Glatt - arrested for taking photographs of public monuments.
Merc: unlicensed pig roast
Beestie: HOV lane cheating
glatt: reproducing, retransmitting, or describing the events of a Major League Baseball game without the express written consent of the Commissioner.
UT: Trashing a hotel room.
Jinx: kayaking in restricted waters then calling the investigating officer a meathead.
Jinx: Driving over protected turtle nests in a jeep.
Merc: Causing a riot in the Anne Coulter autograph line.
lookout: embezzlement (sp?)
monster: hacking into deepleap
Shaw: failure to have a decently stocked medicine cabinet
Classic: Indecent Post Count
There are a whole lot more people in police cars than at podiums.
Some people at podiums should be in police cars.
Yeah...remember Police Academy?
Ali: one count of citing crappy movies against the public interest, three counts of inane chatter.
ZenGum: Impersonating the Grammar Police
Merc: unlawful possession of excessively high-caliber weaponry.
ZenGum: Impersonating the Grammar Police
classicman: practicing grammar policing without a license
Merc: Hunting moose without a permit.
ZenGum -- disorderly meditation
Pie: blowing up a rice processing factory
Dana:
Incitement to riot. -- Her Uni lost it's accreditation.
Dar: musical street performance without a permit.
clobble: indecent exposure
Lumberjim - Fucking around
Classic: contributing to the delinquency of a minor
Undertoad: crimes against Toadkind
Classic: contributing to the delinquency of a minor
I haven't seen this one around in a while. I hate a delinquent miner.
Shaw: opening a can'o whupass
Pie: canning whupass with intent to deliver. (It's a controlled substance.)
Undertoad: Selling cans of whupass on the black market
Shawshaw: Felony Larceny for construction of whupass pyramid schemes.
Shawnee: Importing inscrutable jokes across the state line
YAY. again! :)
Sleeve: Bootlegging!
Wait, bootleggin what? booze? Proscribed data encryption software?
Shawnee: Moonshining! (Or was it mooning?)
plthijinx: flying into a restricted airspace without authorization
Undertoad: Operating the Cellar without adequate Sanity Insurance
Merc: unlawful possession of excessively high-caliber weaponry.
No such thing.
Monnie: Impersonating a monster.
ZenGum: Impersonating the Gramar Police
ZenGum: Impersonating the Grammar Police
Last edited by TheMercenary; 06-12-2009 at 10:06 PM. Reason: Caught by another Grammer Policeman, guilty as charged.
:cop:
You just don't know when to quit, do you, wise guy?
Merc: two counts of crimes against language. One more strike and you're in for life.
:jail:
Zengum: Putting beet on burgers
monster: performing surgery without a license
Lumberjim: destruction of old growth forests, and overstating the weight of his own head.
Zengum: Teaching the truth. Always a criminal offense.
dar: picking wild flowers
dar: picking wild flowers
Damn. Is that against the law now?
dar: backchatting a wild flowers officer
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zengum: crimes against pronunciation
monster: impersonating an American
sg: Exceding the Barbie Slut Pink Limit