Debate: that flirting is beter than sex.

ZenGum • Jun 10, 2009 11:51 pm
I'm going to try to organise this as a debate, to exercise your mental flexibility.

All ODD numbered posts must be PRO the statement. All EVEN numbered posts must be CON the statement. Tailor your argument to your post number.

(Not that I think this will last beyond the first page, but lets give it a go...)

Either rebutt the previous post, or make a new argument.

Remember, ODDS are PRO, EVENS are CON.

This being post one, I'll be PRO.



Flirting is better than sex, because you can't get pregnant.
classicman • Jun 11, 2009 12:01 am
and every post thats a factor of 16 should simply copy post #1

The sex is better because it is the physical culmination of the feelings that two people have nurtured over time.

wingin it here
Aliantha • Jun 11, 2009 12:10 am
Flirting is better because it lasts longer...and fills one with antici...









































...pation!
Clodfobble • Jun 11, 2009 1:18 am
Sex is better because... you know, you have an orgasm?
limey • Jun 11, 2009 4:38 am
Flirting is better because you don't get Diseases from it!
NoBoxes • Jun 11, 2009 5:13 am
Sex is better; because, it can be illegal. :D
DanaC • Jun 11, 2009 5:23 am
Flirting is better. because nobody ends up sleeping in the wet patch...
ZenGum • Jun 11, 2009 7:23 am
Sex is better because you can get pregnant.

Well, where did you come from?



[COLOR="Wheat"]my god, it's working ... so far[/COLOR]
glatt • Jun 11, 2009 8:28 am
Flirting is better, because you can do it with everyone without getting a disease.
classicman • Jun 11, 2009 9:03 am
Sex is better because it burns calories!
Clodfobble • Jun 11, 2009 10:14 am
Flirting is better because lingerie is expensive.
glatt • Jun 11, 2009 10:19 am
Sex is better because it's sex. I mean c'mon. No contest.
Trilby • Jun 11, 2009 10:34 am
Flirting is better because you can go home and IMAGINE sex with that flirty person that you would NEVER be able to pull off in real life. NEVER BE ABLE TO PULL OFF IN REAL LIFE!

and you all know what I mean.
Undertoad • Jun 11, 2009 11:12 am
Sex is better because it's the end result of flirting - even if the flirting is not intended to lead to sex, if the sex wasn't there as a possibility, the flirting wouldn't be there.
DanaC • Jun 11, 2009 11:28 am
Flirting is better because it has the potential to go anywhere and become the best sex you ever had.

Sex on the other hand is only as good as it is.
Queen of the Ryche • Jun 11, 2009 1:30 pm
Sex is better because nothing has to turn blue at the end of the night.
glatt • Jun 11, 2009 1:36 pm
Flirting is better because you can do it in public.
DanaC • Jun 11, 2009 1:40 pm
Sex is better 'cause you can do it in public....
Trilby • Jun 11, 2009 1:49 pm
Flirting is better because you might not mean it.
classicman • Jun 11, 2009 2:00 pm
sex is better cuz afterward you get to argue and then have make-up sex.
Trilby • Jun 11, 2009 2:09 pm
flirting is better because you can do it while smoking marijuana.
kerosene • Jun 11, 2009 3:43 pm
Sex is better because at least you know you scored.
DanaC • Jun 11, 2009 3:54 pm
Flirting is better...because nobody is keeping score :P
ZenGum • Jun 11, 2009 8:31 pm
Sex is better because you can do it after smoking marijuana.
Aliantha • Jun 11, 2009 8:34 pm
flirting is better because you can do it before smoking marijuana
Beestie • Jun 11, 2009 9:47 pm
Flirting is way better because you get to make up your own ending.
Aliantha • Jun 11, 2009 10:16 pm
Now look what happened!
classicman • Jun 11, 2009 10:33 pm
You just wanted someone to flirt with you cuz you think flirting is better.
Aliantha • Jun 11, 2009 10:37 pm
Flirting is better because it's all I have right now. :)
classicman • Jun 11, 2009 10:50 pm
Remember, ODDS are PRO, EVENS are CON.

Sex is WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY better because its SEX and you're actually
havin it.
morethanpretty • Jun 11, 2009 10:53 pm
Flirting is way better because there is no disappointment that he can't finish the job.
classicman • Jun 11, 2009 11:23 pm
Then logic would hold that sex is infinitely better when your with the right "he"
ZenGum • Jun 11, 2009 11:31 pm
Flirting is better than sex, because...

Nothing is better than sex.
Flirting is better than nothing.
Therefore, flirting is better than sex.

QED.
NoBoxes • Jun 12, 2009 1:38 am
Sex is better than flirting because you can eat your partners and have them too.
morethanpretty • Jun 13, 2009 11:10 pm
hahaha like cake.


Flirting is better because it makes the sex much more anticipated.
Trilby • Jun 13, 2009 11:13 pm
Sex is better because it gives you enough energy to get up and get that load of laundry in you've been meaning to get to for three days.
lumberjim • Jun 13, 2009 11:22 pm
flirting is better because you look so freaking hot in that cream colored silk blouse with your hair up like that....and that one strand that's gotten away from that severe bun..... and those glasses down at the end of your nose that you're peering over while you roll that clear bic ballpoint pen back and forth over your lower lip like that...... I can't even believe your husband let you out of the house looking like that.....with that blue polyester skirt and those sensible shoes.......

My books are late, I'm afraid. be gentle with me.
DucksNuts • Jun 14, 2009 4:27 am
Sex is better coz LJ wouldnt be saying dribble like ^^ that whilst rooting.....oh wait....jinx?
ZenGum • Jun 14, 2009 6:28 am
Flirting is better because if you do it over the phone, it is still real flirting.
NoBoxes • Jun 15, 2009 3:57 am
Sex is better because you don't have to be with a good listener.
dar512 • Jun 15, 2009 9:19 am
Flirting is better 'cause you can do it
- with five different partners
- in the space of fifteen minutes time
- as you're leaving church
- they all know about each other
- and they think you're a great guy for doing it.
xoxoxoBruce • Jun 15, 2009 11:44 am
Sex... ever try to flirt with a cadaver?
lumberjim • Jun 15, 2009 2:17 pm
pegged the skeeve o meter with that one, champ
SteveDallas • Jun 15, 2009 3:05 pm
Leave me out of this.
DanaC • Jun 15, 2009 6:32 pm
Bit close to the bones eh sleeve? :P
Shawnee123 • Jun 15, 2009 9:46 pm
back to...

Flirting: a cadaver won't fuck up and say something stupid to ruin it all. :lol:
monster • Jun 15, 2009 9:46 pm
flirting: no need to touch the cadaver
monster • Jun 15, 2009 9:47 pm
bitch.
Shawnee123 • Jun 15, 2009 9:50 pm
lol...I was going to defer to you.
monster • Jun 15, 2009 9:55 pm
are we flirting?
ZenGum • Jun 15, 2009 9:56 pm
Depends - who's playing the cadaver?
Shawnee123 • Jun 15, 2009 9:58 pm
Oooh Oooh pick me pick me [/Horschack]
ZenGum • Jun 15, 2009 10:05 pm
Hey, we can do it doggy style.

I'll sit up and beg, you roll over and play dead.