Help for Geek Virgins
The ever resourceful Dutch have found a niche market to exploit... geek virgins.
Vialet and some of her college friends have established an escort service that caters to geek virgins hoping to engage in horizontal refreshment for the first time.
Vialet has been in business for over a year and tells Dutch newspaper De Telegraaf she’s had “a lot of demand from virgins” - most of them from the IT sector.
Sounds like a great birthday present or prize for an office pool.
Zoe has an elite team of five girls “specially trained” to give geeks the sexual experience they’ve never had. However, Vialet and her geek-pleasuring all-stars aren’t interested in quickies.
Vialet believes that geeks need to be “coached” in the ways of love. Therefore, geeks are brought along slowly during the prolonged personal coaching sessions to teach the nerdy virgies how to properly please a woman.
Vialet says, “every booking lasts three hours minimum. Longer is possible, shorter not. We take the time to take a bath together, do a massage and explore each others body. When the date is over, you will have had a fantastic experience, and you will be able to pleasure a woman.”
Hopefully the "graduates" would share their newfound knowledge with the geek chicas. ;)
linkThe ever resourceful Dutch have found a niche market to exploit... geek virgins.
Sounds like a great birthday present or prize for an office pool.Hopefully the "graduates" would share their newfound knowledge with the geek chicas. ;)
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Is this covered by insurance? This would make a great recruiting tool.
hoping to engage in horizontal refreshment for the first time.
Horizontal refreshment...hahahahaa. I love it!
Is there a 2.0 upgrade option?
They are in cahoots with the Muslim vigins of the human bombers. But they are all guys and sheep.
If I pretended to be a virgin, you reckon they'd believe me? I could dress up as a geek.....
... and Greek virgins?
Any help for them?
... and Greek virgins?
Any help for them?
Yes, we are going to send them to Turkey. :p
... and Greek virgins?
Any help for them?
that was what I read too ...I'm imagining facial waxing kits...
*ducks to avoid flying moussaka*
What's the definition of a Greek virgin?
A girl who can run faster than her brother.
*ducks to avoid flying crockery*
(it was an Italian joke anyway)
*ducks to avoid the Mafia*
You can duck now, but you cannot hide forever...
What's the definition of a Greek virgin?
A girl who can run faster than her brother.
*ducks to avoid flying crockery*
(it was an Italian joke anyway)
*ducks to avoid the Mafia*
I lolled. then choked on the crumbs of the McVities plain choccie biccie I was devouring.
...choked on the crumbs of the McVities plain choccie biccie I was devouring.
Serves you right.
Why do you hate America?
I actually had another interpretation of Greek virgins...
Serves you right.
Why do you hate America?
I don't [COLOR="LemonChiffon"]....but their cookies suck[/COLOR]
Serves you right.
Why do you hate America?
You insensitive beotch! Greek virgins were deflowered on 9/11! :mad2:
:lol2:
Monster! I found some FABULOUS cookies (er, they are from Canada) by the Sha Sha Company - Ginger snaps and Coco Snaps.
OMG! they are soooooooooo freaking GOOD! go to their site and find a store near you baby! YUMMERS.
the ginger snaps are made with...yes! Actual GINGER!*
*sorry, no Mary Ann
Wonder if they can do anything for the Geek Virginian's.
*sorry, no Mary Ann
Damn.
Damn.
Yep. That pisses me right on off too.
You know, I have to say that from what I've noticed, it's the geeks that get all the action anyway.
The cool kids are too busy posing and doing their makeup to get laid.
I don't [COLOR="LemonChiffon"]....but their cookies suck[/COLOR]
You must mean store-bought cookies because, if you'll allow me to brag a little, Mrs. Dar makes a shortbread cookie coated with a bit of cinnamon and sugar that is out of this world. She makes a toll house cookie that people rave over and a snickerdoodle that is crispy on the outside and chewy on the inside.
She makes a toll house cookie that people rave over and a snickerdoodle that is crispy on the outside and chewy on the inside.
I thought that was a breed of dog...
Pepperidge Farms has a new cookie called a Verona (crap, or is it Merona?) The strawberry flavor is the best cookie I have ever eaten. That is all.
Its a Verona - they are pretty good. Not my usual, but it was a nice change of pace.
Now with homemade cookies all bets are off. Frankly, Brit biscuits are just completely different from American cookies and I do miss them. It's very hard to homebake biscuits that are truly like biscuits -most homemade things are American style cookies.
And by biscuits i'm talking Chocolate Digestives (Homewheat), Digestives, Nice , Jammy Dodgers....
all my friends prefer the Brit biscuits too when they come for coffee. Gits. :lol:
And by biscuits i'm talking Chocolate Digestives
That sounds like a laxative - not appetizing.
I know. That's how we keep them a secret.
Classic, get with the programme!
I've been extolling the virtues of Digestives for years now.
You just ignore my posts. Sob.
You think I have funny hair and a spotty arse.
Monster - are Digestives an acquired taste do you think?
Or can the Merkins be converted?
I remember not liking them as a child. I was a Rich Tea gal, Laura liked Digestives. But they grew on me. Damn these damp houses.
No, merkins love them instantly. And eat them all up. When they come for coffee. Gits.
Oh I get it.
I thought you were having ex-pat parties.
No disrespect to to 'Spode.
No, merkins love them instantly. And eat them all up. When they come for coffee. Gits.
So, next time, use
real laxatives...
Oh wow. That's fucking awesome. I think I might just have that as my new desktop!
For christ's sake, don't encourage him.
There's no way encouragement could make him a bigger childish asshat. Just let him lay in the floor and kick and scream. He'll pause for a bottle soon.
Oh chill out guys *smiles*
I thought it was kind of fun.
Fine, just put them all in a thread instead of shitting all over the fucking board.
I'm leaning towards the asshat line myself now.
Pictures shoehorned into random threads are unnecessary, however good the pictures are.
It's being deliberately irritating.
Give the man what he wants - another banning - so he can go and tell more lies about us on another forum. I'm over my horror of being misrepresented by them now - let them say what they want to eachother.
Better yet - can we finally use that Coventry tool?
Nothing soothes an irritant as easily as just not scratching it.
He was already banned last night by UT for these pictures, and then unbanned once they talked it over on that other forum.
I know.
Oh - maybe I'm just catching up on last night's pictures - fair enough.
It is annoying though.
