I'm going to dive practice then the ice cream social. I'll be back for more name calling later, please form an orderly queue, you flatulent felchbucketed fucks.
Eat a dick, Monnie, just eat a dick :p
Ice cream social: I can see it now...
"Hi, I'm Butter Pecan. You must be Mint Chocolate Chip. Nice to meet you!"
I hope you're happy at your Ice Cream Social.
I shall never eat again.
I'm going on a coffee and Crystal Lite Lemonade diet.
For the entire summer.
maybe I'll lose 5 pounds; it could happen.
*hates self*
Wait! It could be better! I could slip into an irreversible coma and then have the media and the gov't fight over my right to drool!~
Problem solved!
Would you want Dick Cheney and Jeb Bush fighting for the right to guard your bedside?
Would you want Dick Cheney and Jeb Bush fighting for the right to guard your bedside?
by that point, I wouldn't care.
I think the school would raise much more money by holding an anti-social, ya bunch of beaver bunghole bandits
also, fuck you.
Well, with a bit of luck, Cheney might put a few pellets into Jeb ....
Pellets don't faze the evil...Cheney got shot right in the face and it hasn't stopped him!
Yeah ... only another Cheney can kill a Cheney.
Is that why Liz has been out on TV so much?
EAD everyone.
And good God take a chill pill.
can you use chill pills to make ice cream colder?
chill pills: do they help with hot flashes? [SIZE=1]for my mom, really.[/SIZE]
Chill pills are available for the right price.
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