Creative Curses

For those who have stolen the debit card number of a dwellar, or committed other similarly heinous crimes:

May all the hairs on your ass turn into fishhooks.

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.

May everything you eat taste like stale sardines.

May all your follicles expand

you big psycho fuck

BigV;570560 wrote:

you big psycho fuck

:eyebrow:

BigV;570349 wrote:

I don't think Tiki is batshit insane. Furthermore, I am offended when remarks like this are made about anyone.

So which is it? :lol:



may you pee your pants every time you lurk in chat. ;)

May you bask in the ignorance of your impotence.

monster;570565 wrote:

So which is it? :lol:



may you pee your pants every time you lurk in chat. ;)

By the way, I wasn't talking to you, monster. Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

I do apologize for the appearance of having spoken to you however. I assure you it was an unfortunate coincidence. I don't consider you a big psycho fuck at all.

may your wife get everything except remarried
may all your days be Wednesday
may your kettle never boil

BigV;570568 wrote:

By the way, I wasn't talking to you, monster. Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

I do apologize for the appearance of having spoken to you however. I assure you it was an unfortunate coincidence. I don't consider you a big psycho fuck at all.

I was pulling your chain. like I do. 'cause I'm a psycho fuck. and batshit insane.

Well, we're different in that respect. I wasn't pulling your chain. My remark stands without qualification.

"May your children turn out exactly like you."

may your v get bigger

may your budweiser have flavor

May whacko extremists delete 85% of your posts.

May the car in front of you always drive 5 miles an hour less than you desire.

May all your victories turn rapidly to defeats.

MAy all that you wish be granted.....to someone else.

May all your triumphs be empty and all your loves turn to ash.

May you live forever.

..and may your times be interesting.

May pubic piranha attack your pubic crabs.

May she post those pictures of you on the internet.

Bless you, and may all your children have webbed feet.