May 28, 2009: Carcoon

xoxoxoBruce • May 28, 2009 1:11 am
It took a while, actually quite awhile, but it was worth it.
You finally talked that object of your lust into going back to your place.
So hand in hand, you walk (float) back to your car, but when you turn the corner...




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The car was mistaken as food by spindle ermine larvae, which had already begun to strip a nearby tree of its leaves.
Spindle ermines weave silk webs to protect themselves from birds and wasps, allowing them to gorge on leaves for six
weeks before transforming into butterflies.


Cheer up, it'll only be six weeks, then you can impress your beloved with butterflies. :rolleyes:

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Pearcie (AUS) • May 28, 2009 2:03 am
Maybe in 6 weeks the car will be Ferrari :)
spudcon • May 28, 2009 2:19 am
Silk webs don't protect them from my blowtorch.
ZenGum • May 28, 2009 2:39 am
Just tell her you practice safe parking. Gossamer thin, to give him maximum sensitivity, yet studded with larval bumps to give her blissful stimulation!
SPUCK • May 28, 2009 6:13 am
spudcon;569087 wrote:
Silk webs don't protect them from my blowtorch.


:biglaugha:biglaugha
capnhowdy • May 28, 2009 7:45 am
nom nom nom.... spindle ermine larvae nest soup.
TheMercenary • May 28, 2009 7:51 am
Looks pretty nasty. Squirt some bug spray on that thing.
capnhowdy • May 28, 2009 8:12 am
Would that enhance the flavor?
BobT • May 28, 2009 8:20 am
How long did it take for that to happen?
classicman • May 28, 2009 8:37 am
I could never get in that car again - I don't care how much you cleaned it ...
ewwwwwwwwwwwww
Undertoad • May 28, 2009 8:45 am
This isn't insects! Didn't anyone see Invasion of the Body Snatchers?
Shawnee123 • May 28, 2009 10:26 am
Excuse me while I barf.

I could never get into that car again either.
Pie • May 28, 2009 2:30 pm
Apparently I do have an instinctive "killit Killit KILLIT" reaction to at least one species of insect. :yeldead:
sweetwater • May 30, 2009 8:13 am
Are they trying to make a silk purse out of a ... Honda? They can have the car, immediately and forever. YUCK.
Gravdigr • Jun 1, 2009 1:14 pm
sweetwater;569586 wrote:
Are they trying to make a silk purse out of a ... Honda? They can have the car, immediately and forever. YUCK.


Looks kinda like a Prelude, so yeah, a sow's ear 'bout covers it.
glatt • Jun 1, 2009 1:25 pm
I'd take it. Even in its current state. I'd possibly even get a kick out of making it clean again. There would be dramatic before and after pictures there.
capnhowdy • Jun 1, 2009 9:13 pm
I'm the kinda gut that would drive it thru town at least once, in its current state just for the hell of it.
Cyber Wolf • Jun 2, 2009 12:12 pm
I have a tree in my backyard that looked just like that a few weeks ago. There were frequent short, sharp showers of caterpillars whenever the wind blew. It got so that one couldn't sit out on the deck on a nice day without getting caterpillars down the collar.
glatt • Jun 2, 2009 12:28 pm
Choke cherry? The tent caterpillars love the choke cherry trees.
Sundae • Jun 2, 2009 1:57 pm
glatt;570009 wrote:
I'd take it. Even in its current state. I'd possibly even get a kick out of making it clean again. There would be dramatic before and after pictures there.

I'd take it too. Purely based on my circumstances.
But I would be awake for weeks in horror at the memory of cleaning it.
JuancoRocks • Jun 3, 2009 1:01 am
A car covered in spunk?.......
capnhowdy • Jun 3, 2009 8:04 am
Actually it's a CAR WIDE WEB.
Gravdigr • Jun 4, 2009 2:03 pm
glatt;570254 wrote:
Choke cherry?


No. Chicken.:jagoff:
Cloud • Jun 4, 2009 3:33 pm
ugh. and what up with Te Grossness?