Excuse me, but

monster • May 27, 2009 5:56 pm
where the fuck is everybody?

hm???

OK that's it, I'm going to Walmart.
lookout123 • May 27, 2009 6:24 pm
We just got back from a vacation in Mexico. It is recovery time.
Clodfobble • May 27, 2009 6:48 pm
Sorry, I was cooking a bunch of crap during naptime. What did you get at WalMart?
Aliantha • May 27, 2009 6:53 pm
I was feeding Max, but I'm here now.
Bullitt • May 27, 2009 7:52 pm
Summer classes: History and Politics of East Asia: Japan and China Ancient to the Present, & Statistics. 15 weeks of material crammed into 5.
monster • May 27, 2009 8:35 pm
I got Hebe a new bike and new sandles so she's happy and all the kids got new toothbrushes and hairbrushes. Oh and some swim shorts for beest and shorts and sandles for me and a shitload of ziplock bags, cleaning products and bogroll.
And marshmallows.
monster • May 27, 2009 8:37 pm
It's very lonely when you're showing as the only user online on a site of this size. I thought you were all hiding from me to see if I'd cry....
glatt • May 27, 2009 8:58 pm
monster;569002 wrote:
I got Hebe a new bike and new sandles so she's happy and all the kids got new toothbrushes and hairbrushes. Oh and some swim shorts for beest and shorts and sandles for me and a shitload of ziplock bags, cleaning products and bogroll.
And marshmallows.


doing your part for the economy
monster • May 27, 2009 9:04 pm
totally. China's economy.
Clodfobble • May 27, 2009 9:11 pm
monster wrote:
all the kids got new toothbrushes and hairbrushes.


Interesting. We get new toothbrushes for everyone every six months or so, but hairbrushes... I can't remember the last time we replaced one of those.
monster • May 27, 2009 9:59 pm
well, the boys have recently decided to go the long hair route, so they needed new brushes, and hebe just keeps misplacing hers so i figured one extra wasn't going to break the bank and eventually she'll have one in every place she needs one (they are swimmers, so home is not the only place they need to brush their hair)
TheMercenary • May 27, 2009 10:11 pm
It's Bush's Fault.

I just came home from vacation. Had so much fun we are looking for the next place to go.
Nirvana • May 27, 2009 10:16 pm
I am being held hostage by one of our last cows to calve. I or my DH check her every 3 hours, she was due 2 days ago! :eyebrow:
monster • May 27, 2009 10:32 pm
only 2 days late? luxury! :lol:
Elspode • May 27, 2009 11:30 pm
Got back from Festival Monday evening. Spent all day yesterday unloading, then housecleaning for in laws' arrival for dinner, then to youngest son's HS graduation, then to IHOP for dessert, then home, died, was raised from dead this AM, back to work, then office cleaning, then band practice, now at TF's and about to die.

I may get to rest up from Fest on Saturday, but I'm not counting on it.
Pie • May 28, 2009 11:14 am
Had the dad-in-law visiting up till yesterday. The three of us put in 6 or 7 electrical outlets, a phone outlet, added three basement lighting fixtures, cleaned out the dryer ducts and re-ducted part of the run, power-washed the patio, put up new curtain hardware and drapes in the living room, took care of the carpenter bees that are trying to eat the soffits above the garage, installed motion sensors on the garage lighting, caulked appropriate firebreaks into the fixture holes the garage ceiling, cleaned the gutters, drank a couple of cases of beer, mowed the lawn, cooked up a storm and ate it all.

Now I need a nap. :zzz:
Beestie • May 28, 2009 11:45 am
I was on vacation all last week with no internet access (by design). Looks like I missed some stuff.
DanaC • May 28, 2009 12:50 pm
Mainly I've been drifting in and out of dozes, occasionally rising to puke.
Nirvana • May 28, 2009 2:48 pm
monster;569047 wrote:
only 2 days late? luxury! :lol:


3 days late :eyebrow:
Trilby • May 29, 2009 4:36 pm
I'm in my Pam personality.

Piss And Moan.

Didn't think you all would want to hear her.

BTW Pam IS driving a BMW! (bitch, moan and whine!) so at least she's got a killer ride.
Trilby • May 29, 2009 4:45 pm
also_ you know what's fucked up? I asked this autistic kid in my lit. class if he knew the movie where sean connery was wearing nothing but a bandolier and HE KNEW THE NAME OF THE MOVIE!


I think we bonded.

anyway- flint knows the movie, too. therefore - flint is autistic.
Nirvana • May 29, 2009 10:08 pm
4 days late :thepain: damn cow
elSicomoro • May 29, 2009 10:11 pm
Look, I've been busy with shit! Haven't you noticed that I've been gone a while? No...you didn't, did ya? Well thanks a fucking lot! Glad to see there's so much fucking love here! Yeah...you can all fuck yourselves!

*ahem* :)
ZenGum • May 30, 2009 12:13 am
Nirvana ... are you sure it's not just gas?

[COLOR="Wheat"]
j/k ... I know, you're a professional.[/COLOR]
TheMercenary • May 30, 2009 2:38 am
sycamore;569514 wrote:
Look, I've been busy with shit! Haven't you noticed that I've been gone a while? No...you didn't, did ya? Well thanks a fucking lot! Glad to see there's so much fucking love here! Yeah...you can all fuck yourselves!

*ahem* :)

I actually noticed when you came back that you had been gone a long while. I thought you left to become a priest.
elSicomoro • May 30, 2009 10:20 am
Ummm...no. Though I did think about joining the priesthood as a child. Don't know what the fuck I was thinking there.
ZenGum • May 30, 2009 8:44 pm
[COLOR="LemonChiffon"]You wanted to molest yourself?[/COLOR]


:bolt:
elSicomoro • May 30, 2009 9:53 pm
That makes me think of this clip from South Park.
monster • May 30, 2009 10:48 pm
How's the cow, nirv?
monster • Jun 30, 2009 8:55 pm
And where the hell has everybody been today? hmm? the weather's been lousy, you should all be here posting for my entertainment
monster • Jun 30, 2009 8:57 pm
Is it like the cellar's "time-of-the-month"? Hmm? Does everyone stay away in case the tip jar needs a boost to fill? Hmmmm? Don't think i haven't got your number, sonny-jim!