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Important safety information
Discuss your general health status with your doctor to ensure that you are healthy enough to engage in sexual activity. If you experience chest pain, nausea, or any other discomforts during sex, seek immediate medical help.
Don't take VIAGRA if you take nitrates, often prescribed for chest pain, as this may cause a sudden, unsafe drop in blood pressure.
As with any ED tablet, in the rare event of an erection lasting more than 4 hours, seek immediate medical help to avoid long-term injury.
well, sir....you could try burning it with a match?
so ....if you have a hard on for 3 hours.....that's safe?
Bah. 3 hours? Amateurs.
Yeah. Try 3.1415926535897932384626433832795 hours. That'll take you around the world.
so ....if you have a hard on for 3 hours.....that's safe?
Just watch out for blue balls
Do guys really want to walk around with a hard on for hours and hours on end...something tells me it would get uncomfortable...or at least get in the way at times :D
I'm curious now:D
I think LJ just set a record for the delayed appearance of a clone thread.
Do guys really want to walk around with a hard on for hours and hours on end...something tells me it would get uncomfortable...or at least get in the way at times :D
I'm curious now:D
Well, you could carry towels and things like that on it, or keep a supply of donuts handy.
What else?
You could kill a moose, have its head stuffed, and have it mounted on your thingy. Then you can walk around and people will be afraid because at first they'll think there's a really short moose coming at them, then they'll see it's you and laugh and say "Oh, it's just Mr Moose."
And then if I asked you for a Moosehead™......?
Ahhh, see, a bonus (pun intended) angle I hadn't thought of.
You could press elevator buttons with it. Well, for the lower floors, maybe.
Eta ... just stand well clear of the doors.
This: If I had a hard-on for four hours, I'd walk around holding a picture frame around it!!
And this (from Beavis): The angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the meat.