Ginger or Mary Ann?

With all these polls, somebody had to do it.

jkl;

I thought it would hold the post till I could get the poll done.

Damm! the first poll where I want them both.:3some:

ginger would give you herpes.

mary ann would make you dinner after

But I don't want to be dinner.

You would if Mary Ann was eating.

Eh, Mary Ann plays little miss innocent and naive, and all the men think it's just a facade. No guys, she's really that dumb. In 15 years you'll be on that island listening to her nag at you and scream at your 12 children.

"If you go out with the Skipper and stay out all night again, don't expect the hut to be unlocked when you get home."

Now Ginger...there's a woman.

That's what I would think if I were a guy.

:lol:

You think Ginger wouldn't be nagging after 15 years and 12 kids?

Or are you just being a contrarian and making sure Ginger gets at least one vote?

No, Ginger wouldn't have 12 babbies, and would probably be bored with the men on the island in a year or two, and will take up with that pesky native guy who lives on the other side of the island.

But hey, y'all make your choices. This is a chance to not act as you would in real life. Don't come posting here "My wife Maryann doesn't understand me. My wife says I need a better job. My wife won't have sex with me" when you wake up disillusioned and hen-pecked.

I always liked Ginger better: she's not afraid to be a real woman.

This poll sucks. Why only two choices?
:P

:lol:

Yeah! That woman has been around the block, and could teach Gilligan a thing or two.

Dragged around the block...

Let's be honest.
Ginger always seemed like a cocktease.
Maryanne, however, was probably an animal in the sack.
Ginger will let you sleep while she goes though your wallet.
Maryanne would wake you up with a blowjob.

Men are so naive. ;)

Maryanne would wake you up with a blowjob.

To get you to marry her. After that, all bets are off. :lol:

The question never said anything about marrying. Or not marrying--I guess you can project what you want.

Wow, pretty defensive about your Ginger and Mary Ann thread, aren't you?

:eyebrow:

SteveDallas;567877 wrote:

The question never said anything about marrying.

That will get you a slap from one of these girls. Guess which one?

lumberjim;567432 wrote:

ginger would give you herpes.

Under the circumstances, I think it would be crabs.

I'll take them both if I can kick them outta the hut when I'm done with 'em.

(Cuz I sure as hell ain't getting anywhere near Gilligan, Mr. Howell, or the Skipper, and I'm pretty sure the Professor is teh ghey.)

Shawnee123;567881 wrote:

Wow, pretty defensive about your Ginger and Mary Ann thread, aren't you?

:eyebrow:

Not particularly.. and it's not "my"thread.. I just started it. :cool:

case;567882 wrote:

That will get you a slap from one of these girls. Guess which one?

I don't know, but it looks like I already got my slap from Shawnee. :D

Mary Ann was just a boring, wussy girly-girl--just look at that dress, for example. Ginger seemed much more interesting and daring.

When I was a young lad, I liked Ginger more. This was before I had any experience at all with the opposite sex. Something about her was attractive to me. Maybe it was just the way they sang "movie star" in the opening credits. Maybe it's the fake eyelashes. Who knows? But from an early age, she was the one I was drawn to. And I still am.