Betty or Veronica?

Archie is slated to pick one: can you?

Betty is so much more wholesome than Veronica. She's a bit of a sluzza really. I think I'll pick Betty.

Veronica in a frigging heart beat!:doit:

This reminds me of the end of "Trading Places".

"Lobster or cracked crab?"

"Why can't we have both?":3some:

My real choice would've been "I love all cartoon chicks, especially Jessica Rabbit," but Veronica will have to do.

What are we choosing for here?

If it's long-term/marriage then definitely Betty. I just don't think I could handle the whole Veronica rich bitch attitude.

If it's just a fling, it's a much tougher choice. I'd give Veronica the nod.

Can I have an honorable mention for Chocolatl and Veronica together?? :angel:

SteveDallas;567398 wrote:

If it's just a fling, it's a much tougher choice. I'd give Veronica the nod.

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Apparently, it's Veronica.

HA HA. You're supposed to wait until your second marriage to marry for money. :lol:

Oh man, Betty, is the hottest.

I've had it bad for Veronica since I was 8.

So back off, Merc, she's spoken for. :apimp:

[COLOR=darkorchid]P.S. I just realized that we desperately need a Velvet Jones emoticon.[/COLOR]

She was so hot in that hot that only a kid can feel for a chick in a comic book.

And when those kids grow up...

http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2009/05/manga-porn/

Some of the Japanese sex dolls represent manga characters.

That's just weird.

73% of the world's weirdness comes from Japan. 91% of the world's porn weirdness comes from Japan.

Undertoad;569345 wrote:

73% of the world's weirdness comes from Japan. 91% of the world's porn weirdness comes from Japan.

Probably true, but 45% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

I am so disappointed. I always thought Betty was better for Archie. Oh well.

I think jughead secretly had the hots for Betty.

I think the usual Junior Pornocrat assumption is Jughead's gay. I suppose one should research the matter over on Rule 34, website for all things spoogey -- and free.

A quick look over there sez they like Jughead more het than gay. So far, anyway. Couple-three food jokes.

Urbane Guerrilla;569512 wrote:

I think the usual Junior Pornocrat assumption is Jughead's gay.

Nonsense, everybody knows he's cheeseburgerosexual.

case;569398 wrote:

I am so disappointed. I always thought Betty was better for Archie. Oh well.

Betty IS better for Archie, but Veronica is just better all-around.

Here's how Archie decided...

I'll say it again.

Why not both? (NSFW!!)

can you believe that Archie chose Veronica because she gave him anal?

Neither. Midge.