You Are What You Eat

An idea brought about by this collection of images and descriptions, I want to see the horrors (and all the good stuff) of Cellarite's fridges!

We purchase refrigerators the way we fill them: out of necessity—to preserve the milk; to keep the greens from wilting. But from the right vantage point, an open fridge is the perfect staging grounds for a discussion of consumption. And if the aphorism holds true—if we really are what we eat—then refrigerators are like windows into our souls.

"Science experiments" should, of course, be noted in detail.

RFN.... and for some reason this feels more personal than posting my naked ass...

Family of 4.

Edit: What's with the rattlesnake?

From all of the soy and rice milk, I'd say you were vegan, but on the bottom left it looks like a package of chicken along with cold cuts in the middle. Interesting.

Mmm... food.

Are you calling me a dick?!!!!!

this is kinda cool....

I can decide what kind of snack i want before i even go downstairs!

meh....there's nuthin to eat.

I see what this really is. A chance to promote our brand loyalties.

Kitsune, we use the same brand of mayonnaise, syrup, and that little jar of minced garlic.

I can't be arsed (thank you, Dwellar Ferriners) to take a photo of the fridge right now, but I do happen to already have one of my freezer:

Clodfobble, you have lots of stuff 'put up' in there don't you? I love it!

Clodfobble;565868 wrote:

we use the same brand of mayonnaise

We used to be loyal Hellman's consumers. Then one day when it was my turn to shop, there was an amazing sale on Kraft mayo because they were promoting some new rectangular shaped plastic jar that was supposedly easier to use with a knife. So I had to buy it. It was too cheap to ignore. And you know what? Neither of us could taste a difference between Kraft regular mayo and Hellman's regular mayo. Even in mayo heavy recipes, they were identical. Now we just buy whatever is cheaper that day. The rectangular Kraft jar, by the way, may be slightly better with a knife, but not worth seeking out.

If you buy flavored mayo like miracle whip, or light mayo, YMMV. But regular mayo is regular mayo.

Ah, unless that regular mayo is full of gluten.


[size=1]My snark is less effective, however, because it turns out that Kraft mayo does happen to be one of the ones that's gluten-free. But in my defense, I had to go searching for that information, while Hellmann's is kind enough to put it right on the bottle for me.[/size]

Trader Joe's mayo is distinctive and awesome.

Alluvial;565871 wrote:

Clodfobble, you have lots of stuff 'put up' in there don't you? I love it!

She works at it, take a look. ;)

If I am what I eat, I'm going to have to post a picture of someone's...nevermind.

cock?

Not RFN... a couple of years old, but quite comprehensive.

http://sinmonkey.com/?q=node/21

Wow. Love the crystals!

your toilets are probably happy the vegan is gone

Now I know where you live. Or used to live. :ninja:

I'm stunningly easy to find online, even if I don't post a link to one of my websites.

It's because I have no fear.

Also because I've given up trying to be anonymous. :lol:

What recession?

So much ice cream. Mmmm...

lumberjim;566043 wrote:

cock?

You think of cock more than any other allegedly straight male I know.

Elspode;566219 wrote:

You think of cock more than any other allegedly straight male I know.

somehow, i really really doubt that.


and I speak of cock in a more allegorical sense. I hesitated after i posted that....nearly deleted it.....and then..said....meh..he'll get the joke.

it was your typical 8th grade dick joke. not really representative of my typical high standard of humor, but...hey.....even babe ruth struck out a few times.

lumberjim;566242 wrote:

somehow, i really really doubt that.


and I speak of cock in a more allegorical sense. I hesitated after i posted that....nearly deleted it.....and then..said....meh..he'll get the joke.

it was your typical 8th grade dick joke. not really representative of my typical high standard of humor, but...hey.....even babe ruth struck out a few times.

You seem sexually confused Lj. First you talk about cocks and then babes. What up wit dat? :D

Tiki;566090 wrote:

Not RFN... a couple of years old, but quite comprehensive.

http://sinmonkey.com/?q=node/21

I don't know what half that stuff is for, but if I had your fridge, I might be able to trade its contents on craigslist for a late model compact car. That is exactly what I would do, too. :)

case;566457 wrote:

I don't know what half that stuff is for, but if I had your fridge, I might be able to trade its contents on craigslist for a late model compact car. That is exactly what I would do, too. :)

If it's any consolation, I don't know either.

Our frig looks like that and I find it hard to find anything.

That's cause you're looking in the wrong place...try the fridge :P

No refrigeration on this trip yet,but this is our food bag a few days ago.I may just be doomed.

Gravdigr I think it's time to make more tea (if that's what's in the pitcher). ;)

diminished I hope you have plenty of Dew or Dr. Pepper to wash that down.

Better than that.Budweiser.

heehee.

dude, you need to change your user title. "Howay!" would be a start.

btw for all y'all that care..... Dim. confirmed that my mother was indeed still alive and still pretty nucking futs, and married a bloke who took her to church in a wheelbarrow. You just can't make this shit up......

Spray cheeze and twinkies... you have had the genuine American experience