May 14, 2009: Elephant Riding

xoxoxoBruce • May 14, 2009 1:28 am
Actually people riding an elephant riding an elephant.

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I sent this to Leah, the Aussie elephant girl, a couple days ago and now it seems to be popping up all over the net, so what the hell. :blush:
ZenGum • May 14, 2009 1:30 am
Sex tourism plus elephant trekking all in one.

Thailand - the tourist's paradise.

Love the expression on the woman on the front elephant. Looks like she is feeling it herself.
xoxoxoBruce • May 14, 2009 1:33 am
Is that an "O" face?
Kolbenfresser • May 14, 2009 3:21 am
I think there ist reason to belief that the elephant suffers from ejaculatio praecox.
Anyway, the mahout (elephantguide) knows exactly whats going on.
During the musth period it is quite irresponsible riding an elephant.
SPUCK • May 14, 2009 5:59 am
The back one is just fueling the front one..

I think the front one just stopped really quick and the back one reared up trying to stop. No?
capnhowdy • May 14, 2009 8:33 am
For some reason the mahout on the rear elephant has traded seats with the passenger, Which is most likely the reason this happened.
ZenGum • May 14, 2009 9:08 am
You're spot on there capn, changing seats like this is fairly normal.
I did an elephant trek in Thailand, and the mahout let me sit up front for more than half of the journey. Hey, to him its a job and he was getting to kick back and relax. To me it was something new and interesting and I got to enjoy it fully. The elephant knew perfectly well where to go so I only pretended to steer.

At one point the front elephant stopped to eat and mine .... drum-roll .... just walked around it (how disappointing). But it completely ignored my ear-tugging commands to turn or stop. After that I realised who was really in charge and that I should just hang on and enjoy the view.
Sheldonrs • May 14, 2009 9:44 am
Well when the traffic is backed up like that, there's bound to be a fucking accident.
dlturman • May 14, 2009 9:53 am
I wonder if this happened to be on a Wednesday?
Sundae • May 14, 2009 10:20 am
Kolbenfresser, I just love the Anglo-German tone of your post.
Moar pls!
Queen of the Ryche • May 14, 2009 1:23 pm
The expression of the lady in red on the receiving one is priceless. "Oooooh..... I didn't know elephants did THAT."
glatt • May 14, 2009 1:36 pm
Reminds me of this old favorite. These tourists had that shocked look too. "Oh my God! Look and the schlong on that thing!"
capnhowdy • May 14, 2009 4:36 pm
dlturman;565602 wrote:
I wonder if this happened to be on a Wednesday?


We'll have to get bruce or leah to ask them... I'm sure they'll remember.;)
Gravdigr • May 14, 2009 6:05 pm
I. Love. Elephant. Pron.

And I love the look on the face of the white guy riding the giver.:devil:
xoxoxoBruce • May 15, 2009 12:46 am
Queen of the Ryche;565669 wrote:
The expression of the lady in red on the receiving one is priceless. "Oooooh..... I didn't know elephants did THAT."
She should have asked this woman if they are perverts. :haha:

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Shawnee123 • May 15, 2009 9:44 am
I always wear a cocktail dress and high heels when planning to visit a wildlife sanctuary. :neutral:
Queen of the Ryche • May 15, 2009 12:27 pm
Must be the L A Zoo.
spudcon • May 15, 2009 1:40 pm
Shawnee123;565890 wrote:
I always wear a cocktail dress and high heels when planning to visit a wildlife sanctuary. :neutral:

Pictures please;)
Shawnee123 • May 15, 2009 1:49 pm
Hey, yeah!

And by yeah, I mean no.

:)
xoxoxoBruce • May 16, 2009 2:49 am
Shawnee123;565890 wrote:
I always wear a cocktail dress and high heels when planning to visit a wildlife sanctuary. :neutral:
She's a German movie star doing a promotional appearance at the zoo.
SPUCK • May 16, 2009 5:59 am
xoxoxoBruce;566092 wrote:
She's a German movie star doing a promotional appearance at the zoo.



And, oh yeah.. Getting felt up!:p
Sundae • May 16, 2009 6:17 am
When I was in Sri Lanka I found the elephants slightly ... creepy? Sexual? Preeverts?
All I know is I didn't like them.

I have a photo of me, creeped out, with a nasty trunk slinking in my vicinity. I'd just said something like, "Take it! Quick, now! Before it touches me!" I'll find it for you.

Soz to those who like the 'phants. Like dogs and children, I'm out of step with the rest of humanity.
Leah • May 18, 2009 1:08 am
I loved the pic's Bruce, cheers. I've been on an elephant that's been very very keen on another elephant, but hell, nothing like that one. How funny.
capnhowdy • May 18, 2009 9:14 am
Hi Leah!

great to see you again!
Leah • May 19, 2009 7:06 pm
I'm always here, always looking, not so many comments these days, sorry.:sniff:
monster • May 19, 2009 10:32 pm
dlturman;565602 wrote:
I wonder if this happened to be on a Wednesday?


hump day?
TheMercenary • May 19, 2009 10:34 pm
That first pic is priceless.
ferret88 • May 20, 2009 9:26 pm
Sheldonrs;565598 wrote:
Well when the traffic is backed up like that, there's bound to be a fucking accident.


:thumb2: LMAO