Limbless? Then they must use their bodies, right? That's right.
A masseuse in Israel who has discovered that some people will pay top dollar ($80) to have snakes slither across their backs and faces. Turns out that king snakes and corn snakes deliver a nice kneading sensation when they get their slither on.
Ada Barak figured out several years ago that heavy king and corn snakes produce a relaxing kneading sensation. For years, she's been entertaining guests at her farm where she cultivates rodent-eating carnivorous plants. Strangely, she found a sideline that's even more bizarre.
I suppose this would cut down the undercover cops snooping around. ;)
link ViaI would have to be Drugged to put up with that !!!!
I remember on Bullshit, the show Penn & Teller did for a while, one of the early episodes was bogus medicine. In one segment they had a doctor-looking guy in a white lab coat out at a mall explaining to people about the newly-found benefits of snail slime. They showed a woman with a snail crawling over her face... "Oh, wow, Doctor, I can feel it exfoliating my pores!!" or some crap like that.
Discussion overheard at a snake parlor:
"OK, all the snakes are on.."
"All the snakes?"
"Well, yeah, you said all those snakes."
"YOU IDIOT! Not the Black Mamba!"
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"Ah lady please lie very still"
"OW! I just got bit.."
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Guess the lady pictured doesn't mind salmonellae smeared all over her face..
What keeps the snakes on her body? Won't they just wander off, looking for a ratburger?
Profesionalism mainly.
lol fuck you teapot, I just lost a mouthful of coffee.
What keeps the snakes on her body? Won't they just wander off, looking for a ratburger?
Well, that's why they smear the ratburger on the patient's body. It's either that or pheromones, take your pick.
I will hold a snake, I will not let it crawl over me, especially if I'm naked. Snakes like to get into crannies, and nooks...
Jim and I used to have a corn snake. His name was Slim... he got out of his cage and was never seen again. I wonder if he went to the big city and got a job in a massage parlor?
eta: I want a rodent-eating carnivorous plant. Bad.
Slim was really hoping to break into acting. He left, hitchhiked to California, and tried out for Snakes on a Plane. They rejected him, said he was too ethnic. Last I heard, he was washing dishes in a seedy diner.
It's a story as old as the hills, and I didn't write it.
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I heard he went to work in the SlimJim factory.
When I saw this thread, I was thinking it would be along the lines of those jokes "What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, ...?"
"Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?"
Of course, the picture only shows the slow, relaxing massage.
If you're in a hurry, they also set a mongoose on your ass.
When I saw this thread, I was thinking it would be along the lines of those jokes "What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, ...?"
Don't matter he won't come to you anyhow.
Slim was really hoping to break into acting. He left, hitchhiked to California, and tried out for Snakes on a Plane. They rejected him, said he was too ethnic. Last I heard, he was washing dishes in a seedy diner.
It's a story as old as the hills, and I didn't write it.
;)
How'd he hitchhike? :thumb:
Well, he'd look the driver over carefully and check the door opened from the inside, and if he still felt comfortable, he'd get in. Duh :p
Actually he posed as a trouser snake, thus boarding as a parasite.