Being a Dick Lessons 5c

lumberjim • May 10, 2009 7:38 pm
Apparently I'm an authority.


So, how can I help?
Pie • May 10, 2009 7:43 pm
EAT
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Aliantha • May 10, 2009 8:31 pm
eat a tomato?
toranokaze • May 10, 2009 8:33 pm
no a potato
lumberjim • May 10, 2009 8:34 pm
crtl-a
classicman • May 10, 2009 8:39 pm
lesson C-14a, subchapter 11, section 5, paragraph 8, line 3....


EAD
monster • May 10, 2009 9:22 pm
Is there much difference between being a dick and being a dick hole? is one superior to the other? Can one change back and forth?
Aliantha • May 10, 2009 9:22 pm
isn't one the pitcher and one the catcher?

I suppose if you're into group situations you could be both at the same time even...
lumberjim • May 10, 2009 9:25 pm
no no.....a dickhole refers to the urethra. not a hole where a dick goes.

a dick is somewhat aggressive and hard to get along with.....a dickhole is a fussy little spaz type of person.
Undertoad • May 10, 2009 9:27 pm
How can one be a dick without becoming an asshole?
Aliantha • May 10, 2009 9:27 pm
Oh well that explains it then.

I still think some people have the capacity to be both going by your definition though.
lumberjim • May 10, 2009 9:31 pm
Undertoad;564590 wrote:
How can one be a dick without becoming an asshole?


you have to be right about what you're being dickish about.....and then once you've made your point, you have to help the victim save face. Never be petty, and it helps a lot if it's funny, too.
monster • May 10, 2009 9:32 pm
what about a dickwad? where does that fit in, in the scheme of things?


oooh, you just reminded me of The Bill, one of my fave UK TV shows, where all the perps were referred to as "scrotes" :lol: I should use that more often
jinx • May 10, 2009 9:35 pm
Dick = acute, dickhole = chronic
monster • May 10, 2009 9:37 pm
jinx;564598 wrote:
Dick = acute, dickhole = chronic


there you go, dissing FNC again when he isn't here to defend himself....
lumberjim • May 10, 2009 9:39 pm
lol......still....true
SteveDallas • May 10, 2009 10:11 pm
jinx;564598 wrote:
Dick = acute, dickhole = chronic

A cute dick?
morethanpretty • May 10, 2009 10:35 pm
Unless you want a mind scar, do not google image search "cute dick."
The results are not cute. :headshake
richlevy • May 10, 2009 10:47 pm
SteveDallas;564619 wrote:
A cute dick?
You called?:rolleyes:
SteveDallas • May 10, 2009 11:00 pm
morethanpretty;564623 wrote:
Unless you want a mind scar, do not google image search "cute dick."
The results are not cute. :headshake

Yeah, but what about "hubris cute dick"?
Sundae • May 11, 2009 5:52 am
I buy second hand furniture.
Trilby • May 11, 2009 8:03 am
Sundae Girl;564671 wrote:
I buy second hand furniture.


I do, too.

I hope I'm not a dick about it, though.
Clodfobble • May 11, 2009 9:47 am
Almost all of the dicks I have had were previously-owned. I did have a brand-spanking-new one once, though. Nyuck nyuck nyuck...
TheMercenary • May 11, 2009 11:36 am
What about a dicky, a dickhead, and total dick?
Pie • May 11, 2009 1:31 pm
Richard Cranium
Sundae • May 11, 2009 2:36 pm
Clodfobble;564722 wrote:
Almost all of the dicks I have had were previously-owned. I did have a brand-spanking-new one once, though. Nyuck nyuck nyuck...

I had three brand new ones.
I was the wicked deflowering fairy.
capnhowdy • May 11, 2009 9:16 pm
Without a dickhole, a dick would soon become......

A blimp.
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