April 24, 2009: Drunken Gorillas

xoxoxoBruce • Apr 24, 2009 12:13 am
Drunken Gorillas? Yes, and not by stealing some zoo keepers pocket flask.

When wildlife photographer Andy Rouse was told he would find a family of endangered gorillas high on the mountain, he did not expect to find them this high.
Sitting back in the foliage as if it was a cocktail bar, the mountain gorillas had been gorging on alcoholic sap from fresh bamboo shoots and were looking distinctly the worse for wear.
Some were propping up the bar with a bleary air, while others staggered to their feet obviously hoping the mountain police would not ask them to walk in a straight line.


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'The boss of the group, a huge silverback called Kwitonda, and some of the younger males were completely out of it.
'Some were running round cackling to each other, others were going mad swinging through the trees, some were just lying on the ground in an inebriated state.
'Normally, they eat handfuls of other vegetation, like a sort of salad to soak up the sap, but this time they were just enjoying a drink.'


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Well what's a Gorilla's to do, when the girls go off shopping or something?

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lumberjim • Apr 24, 2009 12:51 am
is he picking his ass?!
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 24, 2009 1:07 am
He's holding on to the Earth so he won't fall off.
Slight • Apr 24, 2009 4:07 am
Sorry to bug you twice in one week Bruce, but second post for the 23rd? first screw up of the 24th?

Good story, good post!
SPUCK • Apr 24, 2009 5:27 am
Hope none are 'mean drunks'.

Endangered all right..
spudcon • Apr 24, 2009 5:51 am
What's really going on.
Griff • Apr 24, 2009 6:27 am
SPUCK;559734 wrote:
Endangered all right..


Same thing happened to the Irish. Another race lost.
capnhowdy • Apr 24, 2009 7:43 am
lumberjim;559712 wrote:
is he picking his ass?!


I think he's reaching for his cell phone.:rolleyes:
capnhowdy • Apr 24, 2009 7:45 am
.... addendum.....

Lucky for you xoB. A "chick" IoTD. Finally. heehee.....
Shawnee123 • Apr 24, 2009 8:13 am
:eek:I think I dated him a long time ago.
Sheldonrs • Apr 24, 2009 9:42 am
Shawnee123;559750 wrote:
:eek:I think I dated him a long time ago.


That explains the drinking.


(gonna get smacked for that one!)


:D
sweetwater • Apr 24, 2009 10:36 am
Gorilla #1 looks like he doing karaoke.
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 24, 2009 11:44 am
Slight;559731 wrote:
Sorry to bug you twice in one week Bruce, but second post for the 23rd? first screw up of the 24th?

Good story, good post!
Wellll... uh... er, it was a test. Yeah, it was a test to see, um... if you were paying attention. Yes, congratulations, you passed. :o
Queen of the Ryche • Apr 24, 2009 12:12 pm
sweetwater;559778 wrote:
Gorilla #1 looks like he doing karaoke.


A weemuh way a weemuh way.........
Shawnee123 • Apr 24, 2009 12:15 pm
Sheldonrs;559768 wrote:
That explains the drinking.


(gonna get smacked for that one!)


:D


Darling, no one ever fully recovers from me. :rolleyes:
Sheldonrs • Apr 24, 2009 12:38 pm
Shawnee123;559802 wrote:
Darling, no one ever fully recovers from me. :rolleyes:


Herpes?



(gonna get SHOT for that one!)
Shawnee123 • Apr 24, 2009 12:50 pm
I won't shoot you. That's too chicken. I'll beat you to death with my bare hands instead. ;) Much more personal satisfaction that way.

Herpes? Is that when alligators take over your body?
birdclaw • Apr 24, 2009 3:11 pm
Being a bartender I have seen more scenes similar to this than I would like to admit. Only my patrons are slighty less hairy. :drunk:
dar512 • Apr 24, 2009 9:45 pm
Sheldonrs;559817 wrote:
Herpes?



(gonna get SHOT for that one!)

:lol2: Good one, Shel.
Gravdigr • Apr 25, 2009 3:52 pm
[french accent] [SIZE="4"]I fart in your general direction![/SIZE] [/french accent]
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 25, 2009 4:14 pm
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capnhowdy • Apr 25, 2009 8:36 pm
How do you guys do that text box thingie?
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 26, 2009 12:21 am
I use photoshop but there are sites where you can do it online.
SPUCK • Apr 26, 2009 5:44 am
xoxoxoBruce;560287 wrote:
I use photoshop but there are sites where you can do it online.


Or from your cell...
dar512 • Apr 26, 2009 12:23 pm
SPUCK;560326 wrote:
Or from your cell...

If you happen to be an inmate.
tombstone • Apr 26, 2009 12:57 pm
Griff;559736 wrote:
Same thing happened to the Irish. Another race lost.


Erin Go ... rilla?
capnhowdy • Apr 26, 2009 4:54 pm
tombstone;560410 wrote:
Erin Go ... rilla?


Everett: "You boys be careful with that fire.....DAMN! I hate fire!"
:mad: