Preferred name for female genitalia
pussy, vag, fanny, v-j, snatch, monkey, beaver, box, muff --there are lots of names. but which do women prefer?
I typically use "innie"
As in.."Girls have innies, but boys have outies."
either correct names when actually talking about them; cunt or pussy is fine for sex talk
great. i try to get a female concensus and i get dudes answering. well fine! i'd better not hear any females complaing about the names i use for their junk...
I call it No Mans Land.
You have lice and rats?
As Cicero once said, Shiva.
I think I did a thread about a hundred years ago on the slang names for female masturbation, e.g. "clubbing the clam" and found it was mostly guys who answered.
Them gals must be sworn to secrecy, or (more likely) they haven't got a Y chromosome and therefore are too busy thinking about whether their ass is too big, or not big enough, or if they remembered to feed the fish or cats or what are they going to make for dinner and was she insinuating that I am low class by that remark I wonder if there is a sale on english muffins at the store this week, we can freeze the extras Sally hasn't returned my call I wonder if she is ok, that guy she is going out with is such a jerk, I think she needs to work on her self esteem, how come my trainer makes that funny face when I am on the adductor machine? I don't know if I should continue my membership there...
. . . either that or they were too busy clubbing the clam to post.
who cares what they call it , as long as it's juicy
So that's what I've been doing wrong!!
I didn't know you were supposed to CALL it.
great. i try to get a female concensus and i get dudes answering. well fine! i'd better not hear any females complaing about the names i use for their junk...
Call it what you want, but it ain't junk. :headshake
No matter what you call it, guys will do the stupidest shit to get it.
And women know that.
And yet, they still marry us.
I believe that's because you can't take a battery home to meet your mother.
Call it what you want, but it ain't junk. :headshake
Second. If you expect to get any of it on a regular basis you better come up with a new name for it.
Them gals must be sworn to secrecy, or (more likely) they haven't got a Y chromosome and therefore are too busy thinking about whether their ass is too big, or not big enough, or if they remembered to feed the fish or cats or what are they going to make for dinner and was she insinuating that I am low class by that remark I wonder if there is a sale on english muffins at the store this week, we can freeze the extras Sally hasn't returned my call I wonder if she is ok, that guy she is going out with is such a jerk, I think she needs to work on her self esteem, how come my trainer makes that funny face when I am on the adductor machine? I don't know if I should continue my membership there...
Oh my God. He gets it.
I don't really have a preferred term. Not really. Most I don't mind. I have terms I detest. Don't like the word 'pussy'. Dunno why, always found that one an uncomfortable fit. Don't mind 'cunt'. Or 'Vag', or 'Bajina' *grins*. But not pussy. Always sounds fucking dumb to me. Don't think it works when an English guy says it.
There was a couple I used to know in Bolton. They lived in the flat below us. For some reason this topic of conversation came up at a party and apparently, he called it her little flower. *blinks* This of course led to this poor girl being greeted with "Hey, Lisa! Show us Your Flower!" for about the next five years :P
I believe that's because you can't take a battery home to meet your mother.
That's close, but not quite. I'd say that their mothers want grandchildren. If it weren't for that, the mothers would probably recommend the batteries instead of the men.
That's close, but not quite. I'd say that their mothers want grandchildren. If it weren't for that, the mothers would probably recommend the batteries instead of the men.
Heh, mine would. My brothers gave her the grandchildren, it's all good.
And yet, they still marry us.
There's simple explanation..;)
In our house, the little boys like to refer to it as a "pretend willy", me being sprung whilst dashing to the clothes dryer....."heeeeey, you have a pretend willy, not a REAL one".
Im happier calling people "cunts" than refering to a vagina that way.
My circle of friends use, twat, fanny, baj, minge and gina (sorry Gina :blush:)
There's simple explanation..;)
When she stated that men are only good for chores because we're stupid, that's when I knew she's gonna be alone a long, LONG time.
Sorry... I've been following along... I'm a little ... confused.
What is this female genitalia you speak of?
Them gals must be sworn to secrecy, or (more likely) they haven't got a Y chromosome and therefore are too busy thinking about whether their ass is too big, or not big enough, or if they remembered to feed the fish or cats or what are they going to make for dinner and was she insinuating that I am low class by that remark I wonder if there is a sale on english muffins at the store this week, we can freeze the extras Sally hasn't returned my call I wonder if she is ok, that guy she is going out with is such a jerk, I think she needs to work on her self esteem, how come my trainer makes that funny face when I am on the adductor machine? I don't know if I should continue my membership there...
That's what they are thinking when you have sex with them.:3eye:
No, no. Far more distracted during sex :P
Cooter
now that's old school
That's what they are thinking when you have sex with them.:3eye:
Which means: Ur doin' it wrong.
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SQUERIL
Not Mrs Zip By the way
Is that your cane, Zip? ;)
For mine, I use vagina in formal conversations and snatch in casual chats.
But in a humourous context (telling a story or recounting something I have read) I'll use comedy names. Growler always makes me laugh. The cutesy euphemisms of tuppence or twinkle work when expressing shock. Lady garden is best if I'm not sure of my audience.
Is that your cane, Zip?
No actualy its her Fatherinlaws , he was spraying Lighter fluid on the fire for more light
comedy names
snapper
and bearded clam.:D
he was spraying Lighter fluid on the fire for more light
Wax works well for this and won't blow up in your hand. I like surprising the people who like to sneak off to pee just outside the fire's normally lit area. Slobs.
Oh, and... uh... coochie I guess. Or twat.
Well, that pic makes me want to eat some squirrel.
My circle of female acquaintances are fond of "nu-nu" or "noonie". Selene has held women's gatherings known as "Color Your Cunt", wherein the ladies color and elaborately decorate line drawings of a plethora of different pudenda shapes and sizes. Generally, here at home, we refer to the organ as "pussy", although "snatch" is not unknown.
How about smuvvitt?
Abbreviated version of 'some of it.'
And this term is also used uni sexually. Or hom... never mind.
Hoo-ha
Rosebud
And from down under:
skin chimney
badly packed kebab
orgasm chasm
land down under
her pubic hair is her Map of Tasmania
Addendum:
Milk Carton
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:D That's awesome Zen, of course the downundas have their own slang that we haven't heard up here! Map of Tasmania, that's fantastic! :D
(maybe from the Padma thread) furburger
OK, I'm going to say it, as I've held this back for years: what kind of women are all you people acquainted with when you're always using the fish comparison? Seriously, you know that's not normal, right? It's a symptom of a problem, right? Oh, and it's disgusting.
Yeah, I don't care what you call it but I find the fish comparisons to be pretty crude and degrading.
i agree.
i. personally have never encountered any fishy tacos. my sample may be small, and i may be picky.....but....yeah. that's pretty gross.
the closest thing i experienced was more of an italian hoagie-esque BO smell. ...no one you know...
shiver
That whole 'fishy' thing really pisses me off as well. As a young woman growing up I was fucking neurotic about how I may or may not smell. Because of lads constantly making references to the fishy thing (not about me...just generally about girls). Made me very uncomfortable about the whole thing. In fact I still am. I am still deeply uncomfortable about letting a guy (even one much loved) go down on me. And that is mainly because of being made to feel that way about female genitalia whilst growing up. Just the very thought that there might be an unpleasant smell (how would I know?) put me off.
Growing up as a girl, you spend an awful lot of your life being given some very strange and confusing messages. On the one hand, it would appear that the main reason lads want you is for your lady garden...on the other hand the lady garden is characterised as smelly and ridiculous.
Maybe not smelly, but it is ridiculous and so is the penis. What a ridiculous design. Any engineering student could do better.
Who came up with the idea of putting our urine output holes right there as a part of our genitals? I guess there was to be only one male thingie for all fluids to come out of, but that's no excuse for the female.
They could have routed the urine to the anus. And then it would fulfill a cleaning function as well. But no. I suspect a committee design.
They could have routed the urine to the anus. And then it would fulfill a cleaning function as well. But no. I suspect a committee design.
that would sting like teh devil if you had piles though....
79 :D
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Ok. For those who don't belong to the comedians guild, the punchline is "Who else would run waste water through a recreation area?"
:D yeah that's where my first thought came from :D
They could have routed the urine to the anus. And then it would fulfill a cleaning function as well. But no. I suspect a committee design.
I think that'd be oversimplifying things... one of the functions of the colon is to absorb liquid from the solid waste. Still, I'm sure something could be arranged... there must be some bright graduate student out there looking for a dissertation topic for a PhD in genetic engineering...
That whole 'fishy' thing really pisses me off as well...
OK we get it. No need to keep carping about it! :D
(May get crucified this time)
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dana: my own experience is thus --i'v only heard young twits and asian women make fish jokes. having been near a female once or twice myself, i can say the only thing that's ever smelled bad to me is sweat, and that was only once (hint --no matter how horny you are, never let a guy go down on you if you've been wearing some sort of heavy tights all day). like mtp said, a bad smell is a sign of a problem. but if there's no problem, you shouldn't worry about it. spoken bluntly --i like the smell, i like the taste, and if i could shave with pussy juice every morning that'd be fine with me :D if i were you i wouldn't worry about it. (and don't douche btw. it screws up the natural balance of things and actually throws the smell off itself. leave douching to the hookers)
and yes, it is in some sense true that the coochie is our first concern (since i'm just getting a list of humorous terms and few actual preferences, i'm just gonna use whatever term pops into my head). this is true for most of us, whether we admit it or not, otherwise we'd have no preference between male and female. that said, however, once some guy has picked you out of the thousands of females around, i'd say there's probably more to it than just _that. :p
Oh, I know all that now Meur. It's just a little luggage from growng up. *smiles*
Ok. For those who don't belong to the comedians guild, the punchline is "Who else would run waste water through a recreation area?"
That is the only Urban Planning joke on record.
Holding a degree in Geography and Planning, I know this.
yoni or pussy for the most part. I hate the word cunt.
OK, I'm going to say it, as I've held this back for years: what kind of women are all you people acquainted with when you're always using the fish comparison? Seriously, you know that's not normal, right? It's a symptom of a problem, right? Oh, and it's disgusting.
Yeah, I don't care what you call it but I find the fish comparisons to be pretty crude and degrading.
I ripped that from a George Carlin stand up routine I heard many years ago. Guess I should have wrapped it in quote tags and rolled credits. Jesus.:right:
It is Muffy! said with a pronounced English accent >Muff- Fay :p
I ripped that from a George Carlin stand up routine I heard many years ago. Guess I should have wrapped it in quote tags and rolled credits. Jesus.:right:
Nothing personal, capn. Your post just sparked a thought I've had for a while.
Worst pussy smell of all time = a scented "pantiliner"
This product is sold specifically for women who are insecure about their scent.
It did not have the intended effect. Going down on that after a day's wear is like giving CPR to a dryer sheet. Utterly, utterly foul. I almost got sick. I told her, now that I've had that scent up close you have to stop wearing them at all, or I will be constantly casually vomiting in your presence just from the memory of it. Unscented or nothing, or I'll be taking out a restraining order and your cooze will have to stay 50 yards away from me at all times.
[COLOR=DarkSlateGray]for clarity's sake, this was the ex, not J, thank gawd.[/COLOR]
yeah that's something i had in mind when i mentioned douches earlier --if you think you need that 'fix', you'll create the very problem you're trying to avoid [COLOR="White"](like most govt spending in the US these days)[/COLOR]
OK we get it. No need to keep carping about it! :D
(May get crucified this time)
Well you've covered the fishes, but you have to get around to the loaves before the crucifixion. :D
They'd be in the bread box right ...?
Oh, I know all that now Meur. It's just a little luggage from growng up. *smiles*
My roomy makes fish jokes. I hate it. :mad2:
I also hate the word queef. It's insulting.
Queef? Are you denying the existence or object to the name.:confused:
Well you've covered the fishes, but you have to get around to the loaves before the crucifixion. :D
How much bread did you want for your fish? ;)
i doubt i will find an etymology for "queef" even in the oed, but my guess is it arose as a sort-of-onomatopoeic word for the sound/event it refers to (when a penis forces air out of a vagina). i know of no other meaning for the word, nor of any more 'proper' term for the same thing (unless you wanna try "vaginal flatulence" haha. i don't), nor have i seen the word habitually used in some way that would give it some secondary color or connotation that would justify a guilt-by-association prejudice against it (i myself hate the word "cunt" for just this reason, because i have most often heard it used to call a woman a 'cunt', and almost invariably by the sort of guys who hate women and probably hit their wives. e.g. "i can't believe that CUNT called the cops on me. i should've blacked BOTH her eyes!").
is this like my prejudice against 'cunt'? or am i missing something? :p
Box
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My box in a box
(I dunno how to do fancy youtubey things, so you kids can put it in here if you want, I just figured it's safer for work this way anyway, since the opening photo on the video is cleavage)
i doubt i will find an etymology for "queef" even in the oed, but my guess is it arose as a sort-of-onomatopoeic word for the sound/event it refers to (when a penis forces air out of a vagina).
Point of order, just like flatulence from other orifices, a penis can make it worse but is by no means necessary.
this one (dare I call her?) woman I know calls it her "peachy."
I LOVE the word cunt. It is a most spectacular word and has been hijacked by an ungrateful and brutish society. Said right, it's a very sexy word.
CUNT
KUNA = meant both Mother Earth in BASQUE old Indo European language and YONI
CUNTRY meaning Earth Goddess = country
As late as 1700 English peasantry still used this word CUNT with respect. Often it would be associated with a river or a township by a river mouth (river CUNNIT, now the river Kennet; township in Roman times called CUNETIO
since 1740 this word CUNT had been held to be obscene and was a legal offence to print it in full, thus the Partridge Dict of Slang (1726) writes the word C*NT (Silbury treasure 110)
VULVA is the accepted replacement for CUNT
KALI is one of the titles of the great Devi of ancient India, the goddess was called KUNTI yoni of the UNIVERSE
Many words and concepts come from this ancient word
CUNINA the Roman Goddess who guards children in the cradle
CUNABULA cradle, earliest abode, the place where everythig is nurtured in its beginnings
CUNICLE a passageway (underground); a hole
CUNNE; to enquire into, to explore, to have experience of, to prove, to test, to taste
CUNNING; to know, possessing a practical skill, able, skilful, clever, possessing a magical knowledge
1874 "I threatened to prosecute the village CUNNING WOMAN whose herbal knowledge and other wisdom continued to be held in high esteem by the villagers" (Silbury 112)
KUNTA (Norse) gave rise to the family of words such as KIN OF THE KUNT
The goddess was seen as the PATHENOGENIC; the sole CREATIX of the universe
In other words the oldest meaning of VIRGIN is, creation without a male
CUNT
21st Century
Etymology: Middle English CUNTE akin to low German KUNTE
Usally obsene referring to a woman's VULVA
also coitus with a woman
usally disparaging
CHRISTIAN CUNNUS DIABOLI = Devilsh cunt = woman + expression of hate
Cuntankerous - Crotchety.
Plus it's useful in DeepLeap when you have the dreaded C and U.
actually, i'v seen female genitalia referred to by the words 'cunnus' and 'cunnie' in a few latin texts, and may even have seen a similiar word, like "kunsos" or something, in greek. i wouldn't be surprised if this one goes back to indo-european. if i had access to books right now i'd try seeing if there were a similar word in an indian language perhaps....
this one (dare I call her?) woman I know calls it her "peachy."
I LOVE the word cunt. It is a most spectacular word and has been hijacked by an ungrateful and brutish society. Said right, it's a very sexy word.
*Nods emphatically*
CUNNING; to know, possessing a practical skill, able, skilful, clever, possessing a magical knowledge
1874 "I threatened to prosecute the village CUNNING WOMAN whose herbal knowledge and other wisdom continued to be held in high esteem by the villagers" (Silbury 112)
Note that the author himself does not hold the woman in high esteem.The villagers hold her in high esteem. He is using the word 'cunning' in its perjorative sense: her knowledge and wisdom is of a dangerous and immoral form. It is not the virtuous learning of an educated man, rather it is the depths to which a woman can sink if her passions and natural proclivities are not contained. By 1874 there had already been at least 100 years of holding up 'cunning' as one of the vices women naturally tend to if not given a proper education. The lower-orders also, were considered to have 'cunning' naturally.
Cuntankerous - Crotchety.
Boom Boom!
actually, i'v seen female genitalia referred to by the words 'cunnus' and 'cunnie' in a few latin texts, and may even have seen a similiar word, like "kunsos" or something, in greek. i wouldn't be surprised if this one goes back to indo-european. if i had access to books right now i'd try seeing if there were a similar word in an indian language perhaps....
From memory, I've read that cunt is derived from latin, Cunare, meaning wedge, and this is the root (ahem) for cunnilingus, the application of the tounge to said area.
I was a bit puzzled though, I guess the pubic hair is vaguely wedge shaped, but I don't see much wedgeiness in the vulva/vagina itself. (I'll have to look into it more closely!)
I can understand, however, cunare meaning wedge being related to cunning, meaning clever/effective. Splitting, lifting or whatever is often made easier by use of a wedge. And golf.
Whatever you call it
here's how to pierce it. Obviously NSFW!
the one I really can't stand is "vajajay"
blecch
Whatever you call it here's how to pierce it. Obviously NSFW!
I didn't watch it, but just the presence of the word "amateur" in the filename make me cringe.
That just means it was submitted by a reader of the site, rather than coming from another site.
dana: "Note that the author himself does not hold the woman in high esteem.The villagers hold her in high esteem."
actually, if you're gonna nitpick, it's worth noting that the quote says that the woman's "knowledge and wisdom" were held in high esteem by the villagers. i can have great esteem for my doctor's skills and still think she's an ass.
zen: my own memory is often wrong. i definitely recall seeing "cunni" used as a slang term somewhere tho, and it seemed to carry a slightly vulgar tone.
and, since i personally used to call a gf's pubic region in general "the triangle" i can fully understand "the wedge". yeah, this was mainly based on the natural shape of the pubes, and also just kind of the shape of that fine area, where the planes of her hips and perfectly flat stomach converged to point to the promised land....
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Yes, her knowledge and wisdom is held in high esteem by the villagers, but his designation of her particular kind of knowledge as 'cunning' is heavily imbued with significance. It could only be, in the gendered semiotic of eighteenth and nineteenth-century British culture. It is perjorative in the same way sinister is. Sinister is perjorative because of it's association with left-handedness and homosexuality; cunning is perjorative because of its feminine associations. The culture that produced that tag had spent a century and more reducing female wisdom's cultural status to something less rational or relevant than male wisdom: 'cunning' despite his other references to knowledge and wisdom is 'untutored' and 'natural' ie. female; and potentially dangerous.
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i'm wondering if 'cunning' mightn't also be related to 'ken' (which sounds scottish to me, but i don't have a proper dictionary around..)
kennen ... German, "to know" in the sense of to be familiar with, to be acquainted with (as opposed to factual knowledge).
Ta for the spelling lesson :P
kennen ... German, "to know" in the sense of to be familiar with, to be acquainted with (as opposed to factual knowledge).
Could well be a connection then. Both are informal types knowledge.
my own memory is often wrong. i definitely recall seeing "cunni" used as a slang term somewhere tho, and it seemed to carry a slightly vulgar tone.
Yes, I've seen cunni and cunny used frequently in erotic writing, usually in a female narrative. Not necessarily written by a female, but a female character's musings in the story.
I'll ask my beloved what she calls hers but beware, she can be a tad, shall we say, graphic?
I'll ask my beloved what she calls hers but beware, she can be a tad, shall we say, graphic?
and we are, shall I say, graphic-lovers? ask! ask!
she says
cookie
bank
furburger
artichoke (artichoke?)
her usual is just plain old pussy
I left out the Spanish ones. Translated, they make no sense. Plus, I can't spell in Spanish.
spanish is spelled like it sounds. not a bunch of stoopit rules and exceptions...
to me Spanish is gibberish. No comprendo Espanol.
spanish is spelled like it sounds. not a bunch of stoopit rules and exceptions...
I beg to differ. Hace is pronounced AhThay. At least according to my HS Spanish teacher.
If you're from South America, it is. Mexicans don't do the lisp thing.
i thought the lithp wath only thposed to be cathtillian
yeah .... I forgot about that one.
Anybody say twat yet?
I say it regularly, but only as a term of abuse :P
My ex called it her lily. Funny term a buddy uses is stinky twinkie.
My ex called it her lily. Funny term a buddy uses is stinky twinkie.
Again, with the smell!
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