I was actually worried that I might smell like a whore when i got home after an hour ride.
she smelled like she had rubbed a dry bar of perfume soap all over herself.
OH!
and a couple weeks ago, I was at the gym...and there was one of those Old Lady exercise groups going on in the big pool....
....with the extra perky instructor acting out water exercises on the side of the pool...
so....after they got out, i wanted to go swim a couple laps.....OH MY GOD
it was perfume soup.
stop the fucking madness ladies!
that's why i stopped swimming at the old people soup pool near here. it was a regular lily-of-the-valley and mothballs vs old spice and old socks battle.