LJ bitches about......
here are 10 reasons I'm starting to hate you(ode to my partner at work):
1... You enjoy observing hardship in people's lives and relish their failures. I don't care if a guy you worked with 7 years ago and hated got fired again. why does that make you happy, asshole?
2... Your hatred of 2 of the people we work with is consuming you, and you make poor decisions because it has tainted your judgment. I'm fucking sick of hearing you say "I just want to bash his fucking face in" 5 times a day.....because you don't have the fucking balls to do it, or even to say it to either one of them.
3. You whine like a bitch when you have a sniffle, and I don't care how terrible you feel today.
4. I'm fucking sick of all the sighing when you have to actually work hard to keep up.
5. I don't care if that girl in the showroom reminds you of someone that used to suck your cock. The main thing is that no one sucks your cock anymore except your wife, and that is OBVIOUSLY not good enough for you, and that's why you look at porn all fucking day long and constantly make references to it like some kind if twisted fucking sex addict that's not getting any sex. go jerk off in the bathroom and get your mind off of it ferrchrissakes.
6. every time i tell you a joke, you try like hell to NOT find it funny, and seem to resent it if it actually makes you laugh. you only laugh at the jokes YOU tell...and they suck because we've all heard them twice this year. from you.
7. You eat with your fucking mouth open. mack mack mack. get the fuck out of my office and go eat in yours you nasty fuck.
8. You're an asshole to the salesmen whenever you can be, so that every time they need a little help, they'll come to me and not bother you.
9. You just don't get it when someone invites every one in the dealership except you and a couple other assholes to her wedding.
10. I hate it when you tell the same shitty story about how much your kids love you to one person at a time 17 times within my earshot.
please die in a fire.
thank you.....there's more, but 10 is a nice number for a list.
When did you start working with my Boss?
Wow, someone really does have their cranky pants on today.
The first time i said it, it was a joke. Now I'm really starting to think it's a fact.
Hope things improve for you.
I'm not the one doing all the bitching today...and I was trying to be nice.
i was being funny. now stfu more
Well, you'll have to bitch a lot more to get me to stfu. As you know I can be pretty persistent. :)
eta: Have a blessed day. :D
eta: The previous statement does not reflect my personal spiritual or religious beliefs. It was intended purely for shits and giggles. :)
Now where are the shits??? :eyebrow:
Now hit send.
I am sorry you have to deal with such a dick, LJ. :( I hate when other peoples' energy sucking gets in the way of an otherwise good day.
I'd like to hear the other guy's story... he's probably
lurking anyway.
I understand, Lj.
Life can be a shit sandwich at times - and you've had a nibble. Wash it all down with some blessed days and you'll feel better.
:D
now. go paddle your turquoise kayak listening to the Dead on your Shuffle or whatever it is you hippies do to make yourselves feel better. Or just look at jinxs' ass.
. . . that's why you look at porn all fucking day long . . .
Wait, I thought they put in a net nanny thing at your office?
they left our offices off of it because it causes problems with the different types of migration we need to do.
this has been building for like 5 years. he was just off for a few days, and i didnt realize how much better i like it when he's not around. He's great at his job and makes us money and does the right thing most of the time..... he's just a horrible evil vindictive person and it wears on you when you have to listen to it all damn day. I notice it more because it's slow I guess. When it's busy, we're both cranking away and this kind of shit isn't as apparent.
I thought I would try tiki's thing and vent on here. It's nothing that other people I work with haven't said or heard said..... and to tell you the truth, it didn't make me feel much better.
Wait wait, let me tell you about control issues!
I thought I would try tiki's thing and vent on here. It's nothing that other people I work with haven't said or heard said..... and to tell you the truth, it didn't make me feel much better.
You forgot the "shriek at everyone" part.
that part's just not my bag, baby
Well, then don't come running to me if your methods aren't as effective as you'd like. Hmmmph.
although 10 posts in, ali had 5 posts.....i was tempted.....and bruce.....there IS no other side to the story....because there is no story. just my withering distaste
Oh, annoying people in the office...I get that. Here today we have, again, Hacky McCoughalot, and Ms Bangle Jingle Arms (sounds like a damn dog with tags running by every 3 seconds) and Guffaw McGee.
Still, not too bad...yours sounds really irritating!
At least you can hear ms bangles coming so you can avoid her if you want. :D
I'm trapped, like a rat in a maze of cubicles!
Well can you hide under the desk then. :D
We've just added "Ice Bitin' Bitch" and "Snorty Slurpy Slob."
Some days other people's noises drive me crazy.
although 10 posts in, ali had 5 posts.....i was tempted.....and bruce.....there IS no other side to the story....because there is no story. just my withering distaste
Well it would have only been one post if you didn't tell me to fuck off or whatever it was you said. :)
You bring these problems on yourself you know. lol
Well can you hide under the desk then. :D
Alas, the desk is bolted to the cube, and facing outward. I'm trapped, I tell you. TRAPPED. :lol:
Maybe you could hide under the invisibility cloak. Then you could spy on people and play trickses on them.
What I'd really like is a Cone of Silence!
....what, better than a Lasso of Truth??
I wonder if I could get all three?
wow ljs as a sensitive soul. It's ironic I know but I like that perpective.
now I feel so petty letting Vern Yip annoy me.
wow ljs as a sensitive soul. It's ironic I know but I like that perpective.
now I feel so petty letting Vern Yip annoy me.
you do know that the LJ persona is one of spexxvet's sock puppets?
What I'd really like is a Cone of Silence!
Let me guess, you'd force other people to stay in it so you couldn't hear them yammer?
Oh, annoying people in the office...I get that. Here today we have, again, Hacky McCoughalot, and Ms Bangle Jingle Arms (sounds like a damn dog with tags running by every 3 seconds) and Guffaw McGee.
Still, not too bad...yours sounds really irritating!
Ohhh, now Im gonna be all paranoid. This is me on most days. :neutral:
The girls at work are too polite to say anything too.
I always like the sound of bangles and jingling jewelry. My boss Christine wore the most beautiful beads and bangles. Youcould hear her coming down the hallway *smiles* Was always a cheerful sound to my mind.
you do know that the LJ persona is one of spexxvet's sock puppets?
I thought lumberjim created "LJ" (and then fucked it up, lol) because he wanted "lumberjim" to stay on the verge of 10,000 posts, and L.J. was a sock puppet. But I have a lousy memory. ::shrug::
Let me guess, you'd force other people to stay in it so you couldn't hear them yammer?
I do nothing by force, I just will it to happen, and eventually it does. I haz powers.
How about a traffic cone of silence? You just take one and shove it in their mouths and voila! Instant silence.
Beldar Conehead: When my people come to colonize this planet, you will be on the protected rolls, and no harm will come to you.
Gladys Johnson, Driving Student: You are wise. But there is a sadness to your wisdom.
Beldar Conehead: When the High Master hears of this he will surely cut off my plargh and hand it to me.
Oh, annoying people in the office...I get that. Here today we have, again, Hacky McCoughalot, and Ms Bangle Jingle Arms (sounds like a damn dog with tags running by every 3 seconds) and Guffaw McGee.
Still, not too bad...yours sounds really irritating!
Your names for people make me think of Garbage Pail Kids. :lol:
you do know that the LJ persona is one of spexxvet's sock puppets?
All this time I thought is really was the real Jim.
It is the real Jim. I don't know what monster was on about in that post, but it's confused a lot of people.
It is the real Jim. I don't know what monster was on about in that post, but it's confused a lot of people.
So many sock puppets, so little time.
Wait wait, let me tell you about control issues!
You bastard. :lol2:
although 10 posts in, ali had 5 posts.....i was tempted.....and bruce.....there IS no other side to the story....because there is no story. just my withering distaste
Of course, silly me, you couldn't possibly annoy him... evah. :headshake
This place is full of elephants
eta...and paranoia
Of course, silly me, you couldn't possibly annoy him... evah. :headshake
You'd have to be there to know how loved i am at work. i'm consistent, level headed, even tempered, friendly, helpful, and funny. I'm reliable, earnest, hardworking, detail oriented, intelligent, insightful, creative, persuasive, well dressed, well prepared, well rounded, and non ostentatious. i have soft hands, and am a great kisser. My turn ons include long walks on the beach, sitting by the fire, and ghost stories. my turn offs include mean people, arrogance, and cheesewhiz. my measurements are 19.5/ 56/42. I was Mr F&I july '05 and F&I guy of the year in '07. Sorry, ladies, I'm married.....happily.
i'm consistent, level headed, even tempered, friendly, helpful, and funny
. . .trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous . . .
I was Mr F&I july '05
So where's the calendar shot! You holdin' back?
I think he was holding his front in that calendar shot...
So the fact that you're a great kisser has what to do with work exactly? Are you always kissing ass or something? :D
my measurements are 19.5/ 56/42.
Is the 19.5 your neck?
that's DIAMETER people...think about it
19.5 is the radius of his head.:lol2::bolt:
so....
today was Saturday. On Saturdays, we split the shift.....that means one of us goes in at 8:30 Am, and one of us comes in at 11 AM. Today, it was M's day to come in late. the understanding is that the late guy will then stay late for that innevitable last lingering deal....
backdrop: this week's schedule: I worked monday 9a to 10p, took the late deal because i was off Tues, and M had to be in at 9 am. I was off tues, M worked......had a rough day, was there till 11pm, and whined about it all day Weds. We both worked Weds......i filled in for the sick guy, and then once all the deals were made, I took deliveries, and was there till 10:40 (last one out, because M was still crying about how tired he was, and I had just had a day off) Thurs, we both worked 9 a to 10PM...last day of the month. Friday, he's off, I work 9a to 7:30. then I have to be there at 8:30.
here's the rub.
at the end of the day, 6pm..... we had just got thru a mini rush...and i am recapping the 3 deals i just did.....M goes up front to see what is left.
he comes back with a deal in hand, and says...."Barry has a deal.....and Bruce is working one. Do you want to take this one, and go, or wait to see if Bruce makes his....and maybe get stuck doing that one?"
I get the vibe that he wants me to take Barry's deal, so I say....I'll roll the dice with bruce. (if he doesnt close his, I'm out right then) ....M seems dissapointed, so...I drop what I'm doing and go up front to see what Bruce has for myself.
Literally 3 minutes later, Bruce's people are gone....and I know he was trying to fuck me into staying with the last deal. I mention this to the sales manager, John.
John's eyebrows go up. he says....' I just told M that bruce had no deal...and even if he did make it, it was going to be on a car we would have to bring in, so there would be no finance stuff to do today"
cocksucker
i want to key his car
So he outright lied to you. I would call him on it in front of the sales manager and see how he reacts.
Are you sure you're LJ?
Why don't you just bust his fucking kneecaps?;):D
want me to kick his bawls for you?
Yea, bring a hammer to work on Monday and smack him between the eyeballs as hard as you can. Problem over.
Ive worked with him for 5 years, and have suspected that he has maneuvered to get the 2nd to last deal before, but never had any actual verifiable evidence of it. I think i'm going to confront him with it tomorrow. For the most part, we try to be fair to each other about this kind of thing. I wonder why he would do that. I wonder if he thinks i've been trying to fuck him over that way. I haven't.
If what Merc said don't work hit him IN the eyeball.
yeah yeah. i have to work with this guy going forward, though. a hostile relationship is NOT what i'm after here. He's the most vindictive person I've ever known, and I do not want to be enemies with him if I still work with him. Not because I'm afraid of him, but because I don't want to have to watch everything I do. If he doesn't like a salesman, they have to be perfect, or he'll torture them over every little error they make, and snitch them out if they ever do anything out of bounds. If it comes to that kind of game, I'll do something I'll regret.
At least you're selling cars, though....
Wow LJ - that sux. Sorta like what I've been dealing with for the past couple years. Only this guy is my boss. You are very wise to avoid that situation at virtually all costs