The 'GOD DAMN IT WHY WON'T YOU GO AWAY' game

Once again I settle down to work, only to be interrupted by my 'friends' being drawn to me like moths drawn to a flame that's trying to get some fucking work done. I'm going to keep looking until I find a friend repellent that doesn't involve noxious smells.

I tried to block them out, failed, then in an attempt to preserve my sanity I decided to write every fourth comment, until they noticed I’d stopped working.
I hope the effect will be they get pissed off at me and leave me alone, but I expect I’ll just hear more surrealism than usual.
Here is what I got

B*****
"I've never seen a crab eat a panda"

J***
"That’s kinda like saying 'I only have pictures of naked children because I took them'.

H****
"If you get punched by him you get 'Fuzz' imprinted on your face"

S***
"We can all try and be relatively racist if you want"

J***
"Tomahawk? "That’s racist?"

T***
"That was horrible. I would have been happier if you'd given me AIDs"

S***
"Just draw matt as a furry fag."

J***
"So, just matt then?"

H****
"[laughs]... I totally don't get that."

S***
"What? You have cat nipples"

S***
"Is the Pope a Catholic"

T**
"I think he’s religious"

B*****
"He's definitely that guy who was mentioned on YouTube"

S***
"Draw yourself in sexy vision"

H****
"SILENCE, I COMB YOU"

H****
"What are you quoting me on?" - Noticed


They must be the most un-politically correct people I know that claim to be liberal.

Poor moths, still working by candlelight.

Are you related to Tiki?

lol - God forbid!

look them in the eye and spill your coffee on them.

Juniper;558177 wrote:

Are you related to Tiki?

I hate it when I think of a post while reading the first post, then scroll down to make the post only to find that someone has already posted the post.

I thought it was Tiki. Isn't it?

Deja Voo-Doo

Better than Deja Doo-Doo

monster;558320 wrote:

Better than Deja Doo-Doo

bwahahahahahahahahahaaa

Time Robbers are a real threat to a successful office life.

Don't let those losers drag you down with them. There is no bonus paid for having lots of friends at the office. You can tell them nicely to fuck off and let you get some work done. try this:

Hey, Darla, I know you want to sit there prattling on about crabs and pandas, but I need you to get the ƒuck out of my cubicle for 3 hours so I can do what I'm paid to do. k?

monster;558320 wrote:

Better than Deja Doo-Doo

Shit happens...again & again.

Juniper;558177 wrote:

Are you related to Tiki?

Who? :headshake

The Teapot;558161 wrote:

Once again I settle down to work, only to be interrupted by my 'friends' being drawn to me like moths drawn to a flame that's trying to get some fucking work done. I'm going to keep looking until I find a friend repellent that doesn't involve noxious smells.

I tried to block them out, failed, then in an attempt to preserve my sanity I decided to write every fourth comment, until they noticed I’d stopped working.
I hope the effect will be they get pissed off at me and leave me alone, but I expect I’ll just hear more surrealism than usual.
Here is what I got

B*****
"I've never seen a crab eat a panda"

J***
"That’s kinda like saying 'I only have pictures of naked children because I took them'.

H****
"If you get punched by him you get 'Fuzz' imprinted on your face"

S***
"We can all try and be relatively racist if you want"

J***
"Tomahawk? "That’s racist?"

T***
"That was horrible. I would have been happier if you'd given me AIDs"

S***
"Just draw matt as a furry fag."

J***
"So, just matt then?"

H****
"[laughs]... I totally don't get that."

S***
"What? You have cat nipples"

S***
"Is the Pope a Catholic"

T**
"I think he’s religious"

B*****
"He's definitely that guy who was mentioned on YouTube"

S***
"Draw yourself in sexy vision"

H****
"SILENCE, I COMB YOU"

H****
"What are you quoting me on?" - Noticed


They must be the most un-politically correct people I know that claim to be liberal.

funny post :)