Faces
I went to eat a bowl of fruit cocktail a while back. When I looked into my bowl, my fruit cocktail was looking back at me!
Do you have a pic of something with a face on/in it? (Not people's faces.) Well, let's see it!!
Interesting thread.
I've always thought my phone looked like an Easter Island head. An "emo" Easter Island head, too.
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And then, of course, there's this:
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While waiting at the light on my way to work the other day, I noticed my care looking back at me.
there is a black smudge from a boot on the stairs where I work that looks like the profile of a stallion.
There is a picture of Julius Caesar in the floral wallpaper in my childhood home's bathroom. Maybe the next time I go visit my dad I'll remember to take a picture of it.
Gravdigr, I'm sorry to tell you that you had the face of Satan in your fruit salad.
They run through bananas like corruption through Government, because they are the Devil's favourite fruit.
Still, you weren't to know. Good thread!
There are some houses near me that have faces, I'll snap them tomorrow (it's a rather soggy twilight here right now)
Gravdigr, I'm sorry to tell you that you had the face of Satan in your fruit salad.
??????
I thought it was the snowman from The Rudolph Christmas show.
Burl "Banana" Ives, writ in fruit!
there is a black smudge from a boot on the stairs where I work that looks like the profile of a stallion.
When I had my bypass surgery seven years ago, there was apparently something about my meds that did weird things to my vision...or my brain, moreso. *Everywhere* I looked, I would see faces in the patterns of texture, tile patterns, wrinkles in fabric. It was goddamn unnerving. What's more, the faces I saw did not change from viewing to viewing. If I looked at the same surface, I saw the same face, in the same place, for days.
there is a black smudge from a boot on the stairs where I work that looks like the profile of a stallion.
It looks like he is sticking his tongue out blowing a raspberry.
V-22 Osprey happy faces. They remind me of a robot in some movie. 'A.I.'? Maybe 'I, Robot'?
V-22 Osprey happy faces. They remind me of a robot in some movie. 'A.I.'? Maybe 'I, Robot'?
Obama is going to get rid of them...
I should have said they are going to stop making them....
[re pepper picture] I raise V a cool and claim an awesome!
A find, or a personal photo?
[re pepper picture] A find, or a personal photo?
Found on da interwebz.
Fun either way.
But at least I don't have to worry that you are being stalked by faces in comestibles.
But he is being faced by stalks in comestibles.
bbro has face in breakfast!
I should have said they are going to stop making them....
Obama's 5 year plan proposed a reduction from 122 to 98 V-22s, for a saving of $1.75 Billion.
Personally, I'd like to see development continue because the concept is awesome, but I think they're far from their potential.
They're also developing a V-44, with 2 wings and 4 engines, for heavy duty transport.
They're also developing a V-44, with 2 wings and 4 engines, for heavy duty transport.
Yeah, good luck widdat, they
barely made it fly with
one wing and
two engines...
I've had this sheet for years, and, the other night I saw this for the first time.
Like an African version of ZZ Top...
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pepperface
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Looks like Jonah Hill. [Size=1]Kinda.[/Size]
oooooooooooooooooooo SOUR!
So what has limes and fried/sauteed onions?
Maketh me hungry.
When I saw it I thought ... ooh somebody's having ceviche.
I think it has a lazy eye...
Our bath.
It's always looked friendly to me.
Obama's 5 year plan proposed a reduction from 122 to 98 V-22s, for a saving of $1.75 Billion.
Personally, I'd like to see development continue because the concept is awesome, but I think they're far from their potential.
They're also developing a V-44, with 2 wings and 4 engines, for heavy duty transport.
Bro, have you seen the pics/video of the X-35 VTOL on a carrier?
I'm pretty sure that was one of my teachers.
I'm pretty sure that was one of my teachers.
Mrs. Krabapple?
You pipped me to the post!
Don't be such an apple (as in elementary school, you need to grab and hold your tongue between your thumb and forefinger when you say that.)
...and surprised!
ETA: Like the tiny 'Steal Your Face' thingy.
Ribbit, for her pleasure.
The first bike pic caused "Sweet Home Alabama" to play in my head.
Summer cruising time, dude!
This could go into what's for lunch, but I thought I'd put it here. My lunch the other day, hehe. The face was not on purpose. :p:
The car face actually looks more like this guy:
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Car face is a really good one
CNET
8/8/12
Curiosity's first high-res images (pictures) Looks like Marvin from the old BBC HHGTG miniseries.
Brain the size of a planet and they ask me to sift some dust...
From post by Coign
here
... one skeptical space ship
Yip yip yip yip yip yip uh huh uh huh.
Pursed lips?
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Stony faced.
Sent by thought transference
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My own particular vandalism idiom. ...
Logface.
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Looks kinda like the monkey face the woman drew on that painting of Jesus.
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Found while GooglEarthing around Baraawe, Somalia
I couldn't come up with what those boxes were reminding me of...I finally figured it out. They're reminding me of the twins on 'Superjail'.
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If I had to live under there, I'd be unhappyface, too.
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May be 'shopped. Notice the bright line along the roof? Yeah, that prolly shouldn't be there.
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I forgot about this.
Darth jalapeno.
This was on my pizza in Glasgow (
do check out the thread)
I saw it when reviewing my photos on the night it was taken; I laughed.
I laughed and laughed.
And laughed and laughed and laughed.
Ahem.
It was one of those "special" nights.
May be 'shopped. Notice the bright line along the roof? Yeah, that prolly shouldn't be there.
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Might be
diffractionYou get some halo effects going with back lighting like this, but this is an unusual amount.
Darth Jalapeno, meet Tatertot Skullfaaaaace!
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Happy Cup O' Wine.......More please......
JR
At the video store, a couple days ago...
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Dirty store, put it away.
Now you know why the car headlights were smiling.
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Yellow Cartoon Elvis bug is super awesome!
SCF!!!
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Ƒucking ƒantastic.
Momdigr asked for, and got, a new can opener. (Yeah, she's a wild woman.)
If I'd known the old one was so unhappy, I'd have replaced it sooner...
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Columbian landslide:
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They think it's Jesus.
Angry male version of Venus Rising...
Venus is made of steak! :eek:
To me it looks like it's made of BREAD.
To each their own, I guess.
Check out the face on some guys nutsack tumor:
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2001 Ford F150 Lariat... from Craig's List
Looks like you surprised it. :haha:
I couldn't find a suitable thread. These guys have faces, so, I'll put it here.
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:3_eyes:
These men are not twins. They are not brothers. They are not related. They are (or,
were) complete strangers. They only met after they were seated next to each other on a plane.
Man, that would be eerie.
LinkI wish my brother and I had been there
Handy to have someone to pin your dirty deeds on. Get his fingerprints and make latex gloves with them. :unsure:
:headshake
Something's fishy in that story
These guys want to join the club.
Something's fishy in that story
I'm wondering if maybe Dad was a travelin' man...:eyebrow:
My Dad would often find weird things to complain about.
Even pre-dementia.
Recently he has taken against men with beards, and it drives Mum crazy, because whereas before he would mention one of his pet peeves about once a fortnight, now he can mention it again and again in the space of an hour without remembering he has, or rather without really caring that he has.
When we went out to lunch together he commented on every young man walking past with a beard.
"ANOTHER BEARD!" He's hard of hearing too btw.
Then when they came back from having placed their order, and passed our table again, "THERE'S ANOTHER ONE WITH A BEARD!"
He even does it watching TV, and although that's less likely to end in an aggressive confrontation, I know Mum finds it more wearing.
Advert break, same actor comes on, "BEARD!"
He's had one himself more than once.
I think it's the age of the men concerned, and the volume (of the beard)
His was silver and neatly trimmed.
Maybe it's even beard envy.
Sadly however, I think it's an old man who can no longer manage change.
(FTR, I do not like big bushy beards - they strike me as unhygienic - I would never let my lady garden grow to that extent)
I agree with him. The trendy beards all over the place are a bit much. Not enough for me to comment on, or get irritated about, but enough for me to think "enough already."
My
Kinsey score is a one-to-one correlation with how many millimeters of stubble a man has, so beards are right out. It's purely a personal hangup though, they can walk around with them in public all they want. I just don't want to have to touch them.
My beard is so disappointed.:(
But it's 45 years old so I have no say in the matter.
See. I would never call your beard trendy.
I would never let my lady garden grow to that extent
Well, it's nice to know that when someone gets down there they're not gonna meet up with
William Lee Golden.
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Also:
"BEARD!"
This is now a thing.
EVERYWHERE I go. From now on.
:jig:
My beard is so disappointed.:(
But it's 45 years old so I have no say in the matter.
My mustache is almost as old as your beard. Well, not quite...it's 32 years old. Never shaved it. Ever.
This is my fourth beard. This one lasted initially because it was a pissing match between my mother and myself. I won. usa usa usa. ;)
MY beards been pretty much the same for 20+ years - well kept. These damn kids and their trends are ruining it for the lazy among us
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I had a customer tug on my beard yesterday. She said it was a dangerous beard. She was insane.
Reflecting on that incident... The beard tug occurred during the introduction... Her salesman is a younger, shorter version of me, red beard and all. I call him mini me.... And she had been razzing him about his... She did apologize for doing it toward the end of our interaction... I expect she looked back on it and realized that that was an abnormal thing to do. I wasn't offended, and it didn't hurt... It was, in fact, very much like a firm hand shake greeting. I take back saying that she was insane. I think she was just impulsive.
My chin has not seen the light of day since 1979 ish. my two daughter have never seen me clean shaven.
If I tried shaving now I would probably end up scarred for life
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I wonder if it was the beard, itself, or the color.
I've traveled with my Mom who was a red-head, and the attention
paid to her hair was impressive, particularly by kids.
Recently I read an article about beliefs and discrimination towards red-heads in European art,
and Wikipedia devotes space to the (negative) beliefs among some cultures (
here)
The 'rents and me out for dinner, Christmas Eve.
Not a great photo of me - the flash catches my face powder and makes me look two-tone in a way I really wasn't (and other photos bear this out.)
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But it's worth closer inspection.
I'm not the only unhappy one in this photo.
Jesus is unhappy too.
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Kinda digging Pop's shirt. [strike]Gray[/strike] Grey paisley, is it?
Um, that's not Jesus watching you. :eek: But yes, Pop's got a spiffy shirt.
That's a black and white floral shirt, with a black and silver waistcoat (vest) over the top of it.
Very Tim Burton!
I'd have sworn that this one was in here already, but, I just looked at all the thread, and, it ain't:
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Who ya gonna call? :ghost:
Looks kinda like Quagmire:
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Faces
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I don't know why but I can't stop giggling at this picture.
Because you want to print it and glue it to your convention badge. :haha:
I found a mudman on photsafari:
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♪ ♫My name is Mud♪ ♫
♪ ♫but call me Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie♪ ♫
♪ ♫That's long for Mud♪ ♫
Not my own, but
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Laughed out loud at both pics.
Owl bet you haven't see this one ...
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"What is it with me and pizzas? Last time Darth Vadar, now the devil (or at least a demon), what's next?
Trump on my pizza? Oh wait, there's probably a kinky website for that..."
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Front of one of my dressers ...
"Some fresh-yakked bleurgh for your pancakes, sir?"
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Bromilk gets angry when dropped.
You won't like Bromilk angry.
Happy face... may be racist...
Nice
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After his TV career, Thomas went down hill quickly...
Must have been good shit.
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That shit'll kill ya.
♪ ♫Doctors say it kills
Horses and men
Yeah, they say it kills ya
But they don't say when
Cocaine, yeah, you old cocaine♪ ♫
~Hoyt Axton
West of Olympia Regional Airport, Olympia WA, there is an alien troll in the lake:
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Three trees and their shadows, btw.
Set up rather than natural but cool none the less.
Monster's house?
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"Be happy in your work"...
Those are both great.
Glinda's is quite Terminator-y.
"Be happy in your work"...
"I love my job! It's a gas!"
This guy's job is a gas too, but he looks horrified.
♫ Deck the shelves with fucked up Hollys, fa la la la, la la la la.
Man, I used have boxes of Holleys and parts.
And then I bought one center-feed QuadraJet. It came off a grain truck.
Done.
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Not as nice a face, though.
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Is it just me, or does the USS Gerald R Ford look a little angry?
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FYI: There are no urinals on the Gerald R Ford.
Just what, not why.
Is it just me, or does the USS Gerald R Ford look a little angry?
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FYI: There are no urinals on the Gerald R Ford.
Just what, not why.
I know why.
https://www.navytimes.com/news/your-navy/2017/07/21/no-urinals-on-the-new-navy-aircraft-carrier/At the hands of humans...
That's stupid. :smack:
Why do they need urinals for men at
all? Can't the male sailors just piss in the ocean? WTF?
Why do they need urinals for men at all? Can't the male sailors just piss in the ocean? WTF?
Because one of the first things sailors learn is don't piss into the wind.
When you get 5,000 guys standing at the rail on the same side the ship gets tippy. ;)
Because one of the first things sailors learn is don't piss into the wind.
When you get 5,000 guys standing at the rail on the same side the ship gets tippy. ;)
:p:
When you get 5,000 guys standing at the rail on the same side the ship gets tippy. ;)
And then, on Thursdays, ya have that weird vibration that runs through the whole ship...
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On a recent Photo Safari, I came across this house with a face. Kinda.
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Fucking fake-ass hipster doorfaces, man...
They're watching, always watching and reporting to Santa... or Satan...
Beer face is so happy!
"I'm in a *beer*!"
The two eggs sunny side up reminds me of the old silent movie where they shoot the moon in the eye with a giant bullet.
ETA: This one:
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Stolen from a friend on book face.
That's love.
Other vegetables just don't seem to carrot all...
TIHAW, try the hasenpfeffer.
I would have thought Jeeps liked the snow...
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See the lion wearing shades?
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Business lion wearing shades.
Yes I can, though my first reaction was more cheetah and less lion. Probably the spots and the smaller nose.
No shades, the Lion sleeps tonight.
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