Most Likely to...

lumberjim • Apr 16, 2009 12:36 am
__ invent an anti-gravity machine using ordinary household objects: Happy Monkey

__ get arrested for assaulting a police officer: brianna


__ Come in to work one day with a shotgun: spexxvet
Spexxvet • Apr 16, 2009 9:02 am
Get shot at work one day with a shotgun, but not by Spexxvet: Lumberjim
SteveDallas • Apr 16, 2009 12:13 pm
Oh, I thought you were starting a thread for nominations for the Girl Most Likely To.
Trilby • Apr 16, 2009 1:26 pm
I already did the 'assault the officer' thing, jim.

It'll have to be for something else. *crosses fingers for congeniality award*

I nominate Shawnee for Girl Most Likely to do an Oyster Shooter and promptly regret it on her dream dates' shoes.
Shawnee123 • Apr 16, 2009 1:31 pm
heehee, except I never have and never will eat an oyster. Ever. Not ever. And I mean never.

Change that to a tequila shooter and we have a possible scenario.

:)
jinx • Apr 16, 2009 1:32 pm
Even a fried one?? But they're sooo yummeh...
Trilby • Apr 16, 2009 1:33 pm
Shawnee123;556896 wrote:
heehee, except I never have and never will eat an oyster. Ever. Not ever. And I mean never.

Change that to a tequila shooter and we have a possible scenario.

:)


I'm saying you'll be so completely and utterly wasted by this time you won't even KNOW you've been talked into the oyster shooter. Trust me, it can happen.
Shawnee123 • Apr 16, 2009 1:34 pm
Oh NOES. I have great perception for slimy inedible foodstuffs. I didn't get this picky by not trying.
Queen of the Ryche • Apr 16, 2009 2:19 pm
Star in a Braodway play: Sundae & Ibram (probably award winning)
Have artwork in a high end gallery: Case (amazing)
Survive a nuclear holocaust: Wolf & Merc
Impress me with their perserverance: Clod
Piss me off in a face to face conversation: Tiki & Henry Q
Make me subtly smile with their subtlety: Dar and SteveDallas
Make me literally LOL, and want to go shopping with them: Shel
Cicero • Apr 16, 2009 2:28 pm
Most likely to undo or rearrange anything you have just completed: Tiki. :)
Sundae • Apr 16, 2009 2:49 pm
Most likely to...
turn up at your door soaking wet and naked - Brianna
travel miles to bring you cookies - LabRat
offer you a spliff becauses she remembered she forgot your birthday - Shawnee
bust down your door with a big heid because his wife is worried about you - LJ
lift your heart - Bruce
give you a compliment to make your day - Ducks
have a plan - Monster
have wet wipes - Clodfobble
be a shoulder to cry on - Ali
remember it for you - Dani
be an interesting new addition - Dollface
Shawnee123 • Apr 16, 2009 2:53 pm
:lol2:

I had to look up what "spliff" means, but yeah, you hit the nail right on the head, girl.
SteveDallas • Apr 16, 2009 3:05 pm
Shawnee123;556901 wrote:
Oh NOES. I have great perception for slimy inedible foodstuffs. I didn't get this picky by not trying.

I'm with you... I loathe any and all seafood.
lookout123 • Apr 16, 2009 3:08 pm
Most likely to be involved in a retail store heist: WHIP
Most likely to appear on TV: Smoothmoniker
Most likely to be honored for heroic act: Bullitt
Most likely to be arrested: Radar
lumberjim • Apr 16, 2009 3:14 pm
Spexxvet;556801 wrote:
Get shot at work one day with a shotgun, but not by Spexxvet: Lumberjim


just making sure you were still there......under the surface....lurking......like algae.

;)
Clodfobble • Apr 16, 2009 4:16 pm
Sundae Girl wrote:
have wet wipes - Clodfobble


It's all too true. Stashed in multiple locations within the house, car and bag.
LabRat • Apr 16, 2009 4:23 pm
You know, that's one thing* that stuck around after the baby grew up. I always have wet wipes around. Handy things for all sorts of calamities.

[COLOR="Silver"][SIZE="1"]*besides 10 pounds that will. not. leave. no matter how far I bike run or swim. [/SIZE][/COLOR]
lookout123 • Apr 16, 2009 4:25 pm
That ten pounds is invisibly contained within your brain and heart. You don't want to lose it.
Sheldonrs • Apr 16, 2009 6:04 pm
Queen of the Ryche;556941 wrote:
Star in a Braodway play: Sundae & Ibram (probably award winning)
Have artwork in a high end gallery: Case (amazing)
Survive a nuclear holocaust: Wolf & Merc
Impress me with their perserverance: Clod
Piss me off in a face to face conversation: Tiki & Henry Q
Make me subtly smile with their subtlety: Dar and SteveDallas
Make me literally LOL, and want to go shopping with them: Shel


Anytime! :-) But be warned...I'm an impulse buyer!
TheMercenary • Apr 16, 2009 10:40 pm
Queen of the Ryche;556941 wrote:
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Survive a nuclear holocaust: Wolf & Merc


I am already planning for it. Wolf, I saved you a space.:3eye:
Queen of the Ryche • Apr 16, 2009 10:43 pm
So I guess I need to plan a trip to AZ with a credit card, and need to know where in Savannah when it hits. I'll bring my portable survival stash.
TheMercenary • Apr 16, 2009 10:47 pm
Savannah will get smoked in the first round.

We are trying to buy some 200 acres about 2 hours away. Once the bunker is built I will send my friends the directions.
Queen of the Ryche • Apr 16, 2009 10:52 pm
We actually have a plan in place with my family back in Cali, on our 200 acres in the desert. Stuff already stashed, 2 way radios at home, ATVs and backpacks in various locations en route. Gonna take me a while to get there from CO.....
footfootfoot • Apr 16, 2009 11:19 pm
TheMercenary;557118 wrote:
Savannah will get smoked in the first round.

We are trying to buy some 200 acres about 2 hours away. Once the bunker is built I will send my friends the directions.


Don't forget the code, Jack! A little water on the back of the neck, and the code...
Spexxvet • Apr 17, 2009 1:17 pm
lumberjim;556969 wrote:
just making sure you were still there......under the surface....lurking......like algae.

;)


You were missing me, weren't you?
Spexxvet • Apr 17, 2009 2:28 pm
Most likely to have Cellar women throwing themselves at him: Glatt
Spexxvet • Apr 18, 2009 10:28 am
Most likely to...
Have his photo on a CD cover - Ibram
Have a picture of a naked woman in his wallet - ZippyT
Drown in breast milk (gotta love Pooka's boobies) - Flint
Have his poetry published - BigV
Change the world - Dana
Design the Death Star - Bruce
DanaC • Apr 18, 2009 10:41 am
Sabotage the Death Star with a wide beam of insanity: Flint.
Trilby • Apr 18, 2009 10:58 am
DanaC;557482 wrote:
Sabotage the Death Star with a wide beam of insanity: Flint.


I second this.
wolf • Apr 18, 2009 11:49 am
Queen of the Ryche;556941 wrote:

Survive a nuclear holocaust: Wolf & Merc
TheMercenary;557112 wrote:
I am already planning for it. Wolf, I saved you a space.:3eye:


Funny, I was going to say exactly the same thing ... ;)
lumberjim • Apr 18, 2009 1:42 pm
Brianna;557485 wrote:
I second this.

I'll get this one for ya, Flint ol' buddy...
eh hem....


most likely to sabotage your ass with an insanely wide Flint beam: Flint
DanaC • Apr 18, 2009 1:51 pm
Most likely to break teh interwebz: datalyss :P
monster • Apr 18, 2009 10:37 pm
:lol: ....but WRONG.......

[COLOR="LemonChiffon"]...could no more break teh interwebs than LJ's heart[/COLOR]
monster • Apr 18, 2009 10:46 pm
Most likely to:

Buttfuck you in the mouth: Sheldon
runner up: Flint
Be Sympathetic No Matter What You Did: Aliantha
runner up: BigV
Actually Get Famous: Clodfobble
runner up: Sundae Girl
Eat Something Utterly Horrible For a Bet: BigV
runner up: Lookout123
Laugh: Zippyt
runner up: beest
SteveDallas • Apr 19, 2009 1:04 am
monster;557638 wrote:
Most likely to:

Buttfuck you in the mouth: Sheldon

I'm not sure this is the right combination.....
Crimson Ghost • Apr 19, 2009 4:57 pm
Well, Sheldon IS an overachiever.
Bullitt • Apr 19, 2009 5:16 pm
lumberjim;557517 wrote:
I'll get this one for ya, Flint ol' buddy...
eh hem....


most likely to sabotage your ass with an insanely wide Flint beam: Flint


You need to use your mspaint skills and give Flint the shoop da whoop treatment.

Wolf, Queen, and Merc will need to team up for the zombie apocalypse.
Flint • Apr 22, 2009 7:07 pm
lol @ that link
monster • Apr 22, 2009 8:25 pm
Most likely to have a blessed day... ___________________
lumberjim • Apr 22, 2009 8:29 pm
most likely to shine his flashlight of righteousness on your post and illuminate what a bad person you are......______________________
Sheldonrs • Apr 23, 2009 2:54 pm
SteveDallas;557667 wrote:
I'm not sure this is the right combination.....


Depends on who's mouth it is.
Sundae • Dec 28, 2009 4:12 pm
Most likely to offer you a decent recipe and a bizarre opinion: Urbane Guerilla
Most likely to disappear: Ducksnuts (where?!)
Most likely to deal with digestive issues: Clod
Most likely to succeed in international career change: Zen
Most spoiled brat in terms of Christmas presents: Sundae
Most Whovian Dwellar: Dana
Most improved (in terms of sexual growth): Ibs
Most cancer-fucking: Bri
Most sucky-job-leaving: Shawnee (and poss Flint for most promoted, not sure if it was this year)
Most grandkidded in 2009: Cloud

Soz for any I forgot, it wasn't s'posed to be comprehensive.