Bitches about Tiki...

lumberjim • Apr 10, 2009 6:05 pm
I have several, but you all go first.


http://cellar.org/showthread.php?goto=newpost&t=20016
DanaC • Apr 10, 2009 6:07 pm
*Sighs and shakes head*

Oh that'll help. thanks for that.

Tiki is a little quick to take offence for my comfort. But there are worse sins in the world. We none of us are perfect. I know I can come across as terribly smug and self-satisfied. Let's start a thread about what a bitch I am.

What about the children Jim? You're just not thinking about the children.
Undertoad • Apr 10, 2009 6:10 pm
Jim, why do you want to rape Tiki?
BigV • Apr 10, 2009 6:49 pm
I'll chime in.

Tiki went ahead an posted pictures of her new boat, DEPSITE the fact that I clearly and earnestly asked her not to.

How inconsiderate of her!
Tiki • Apr 10, 2009 7:26 pm
Fuck you, Jim.
Cicero • Apr 10, 2009 7:38 pm
Are you kidding? Tiki is hawt.

Do not besmirch the Tiki.

You guys may have your problems, but I'm bored with that. Get over it guys. Kiss, make up, or wtf ever.

:)
Elspode • Apr 10, 2009 7:40 pm
I love you LJ, but you are often the first to have issues with Dwellars. Sometimes you turn out to be right, but not always.

Me, I just ignore all but the most blatant asshats.

So...where's the "Bitches about Elspode" thread?
Happy Monkey • Apr 10, 2009 7:44 pm
I don't have any.
jinx • Apr 10, 2009 7:45 pm
There are way bigger asshats than Tiki. See: politics forum.
sugarpop • Apr 10, 2009 7:52 pm
Damn. I thought I was the biggest asshat in politics.
Elspode • Apr 10, 2009 7:56 pm
I'm sorry, TW wears a size 1,000,000 asshat.
sugarpop • Apr 10, 2009 8:11 pm
yes, I must admit, I have to give it up to tw, and ug, and a few others. I guess I am not such a bad egg after all. :)
monster • Apr 10, 2009 8:33 pm
Dudes, it's just a clone thread..... chill :rolleyes: ...if you don't find it funny, ignore it like you do all the others....
Flint • Apr 10, 2009 8:46 pm
You shut your mouth.

How can you say--Tiki goes about things the wrong way?
She is human, and she needs to be loved. Just like everybody else does.
DanaC • Apr 10, 2009 8:47 pm
Oh Christ, Flint. That was a sudden unexpected trip down memory lane. I used to listen to that on headphones in a dark room...yes, I was that kind of teenager.
Shawnee123 • Apr 10, 2009 8:48 pm
Smith-rolled.
Flint • Apr 10, 2009 8:50 pm
Morrissey makes Sting look like Paul McCartney. --Flint
monster • Apr 10, 2009 8:52 pm
:lol:

Oh, why does she give valuable time
To people who don't care if she lives or dies ?
DanaC • Apr 10, 2009 8:54 pm
Hahahaha. I swear I can hear every intonation still.
lumberjim • Apr 10, 2009 9:01 pm
it WAS just a clone thread.



but now, it's personal!

also,

Fuck you Jim
Tiiki • Apr 10, 2009 9:03 pm
She has too few i's in her handle! and what's with that capital T?
SteveDallas • Apr 10, 2009 9:13 pm
monster;555051 wrote:
:lol:

Oh, why does she give valuable time
To people who don't care if she lives or dies ?

I don't think I've ever heard the original of that. But I've heard the words, on "One Song to the Tune of Another" on "I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue."
Tiki • Apr 10, 2009 9:38 pm
Flint;555046 wrote:
You shut your mouth.

How can you say--Tiki goes about things the wrong way?
She is human, and she needs to be loved. Just like everybody else does.


:lol:
Tiki • Apr 10, 2009 9:39 pm
Oh, and fuck you Jim.
Crimson Ghost • Apr 11, 2009 12:03 am
The only problem I have with Tiki is that time she caused Greg to have a serious surfing accident.
Tiki • Apr 11, 2009 12:04 am
Listen, you play with the ancient Polynesian gods, you get nearly drowned. I didn't make the rules.
Crimson Ghost • Apr 11, 2009 12:06 am
Good point.
capnhowdy • Apr 11, 2009 1:12 am
Any point is good at this point.
Juniper • Apr 11, 2009 4:30 am
Wasn't that the theme from "Charmed?"

I'm lame, I don't know that stuff. I'd tell you a funny story about me and the "Cops" theme, but that'd be thread hijacking. ;)

Anyone who poses with a nose ring and a choir robe is suspect, IMO. :D
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 11, 2009 6:06 am
Cloud told me Tiki lied about the choir robes. :haha:
Tiki • Apr 11, 2009 5:13 pm
It's true... I didn't find them in a dumpster, I sewed them myself. :(
TheMercenary • Apr 11, 2009 5:38 pm
Oh, I thought this was about girls who hung out around Tiki. :lol:
Juniper • Apr 11, 2009 10:15 pm
I saw a bunch of red and white choir robes the other day when shopping in Goodwill (I love thrifting!) and I thought of Tiki. I very nearly bought one, thought it would make an awesome Halloween costume next year.
lumberjim • Apr 11, 2009 10:22 pm
Tiki;555348 wrote:
It's true... I didn't find them in a dumpster, I sewed them myself. :(


so, uh......what were you doing going through the dumpster?
monster • Apr 11, 2009 10:28 pm
recycling through reuse. I love dumpster diving.
Tiki • Apr 11, 2009 11:30 pm
What Monster said!

I also scored some really cool pressed-glass water glasses and a lectern. Oh, and a zillion bibles.
Sheldonrs • Apr 11, 2009 11:43 pm
monster;555397 wrote:
recycling through reuse. I love dumpster diving.


Another piece of the puzzle falls into place.
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 12, 2009 12:13 am
Dumpster diving will fuck up your back dozen different ways.:(
dar512 • Apr 12, 2009 12:41 am
xoxoxoBruce;555428 wrote:
Dumpster diving will fuck up your back dozen different ways.:(

It's that last half-twist that does it.
lumberjim • Apr 12, 2009 12:45 am
we dumpster dove for a whil ein the early nineties.

mainly strategically timed raids on dunkin donuts, pizza hut and grocery stores

food being the main goal
DanaC • Apr 12, 2009 6:20 am
oh 'eck, that sounds like stuff me and J used to get up to Jim lol.
Shawnee123 • Apr 12, 2009 10:30 am
I apologize, in advance. :rolleyes:

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Trilby • Apr 12, 2009 11:48 am
Crimson Ghost;555101 wrote:
The only problem I have with Tiki is that time she caused Greg to have a serious surfing accident.


seriously funny. I totally LOL'd but no one could hear it b/c my son has THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA'S STILL FLY cranked to an UNGODLY (esp. for Easter morning) eleven.
Cicero • Apr 12, 2009 12:22 pm
We used to wait for the college kids to move out every year and go through their dumpsters. One friend found a great laptop and the other found a bunch of cash in an easter basket. It was like a goldmine every year. Here in NM we are more likely to find nasty diapers, so...not so great diving here.
classicman • Apr 12, 2009 1:04 pm
Sheldonrs;555418 wrote:
Another piece of the puzzle falls into place.


You are a wise man Shel - lol.
Crimson Ghost • Apr 12, 2009 7:52 pm
Brianna;555579 wrote:
seriously funny. I totally LOL'd but no one could hear it b/c my son has THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA'S STILL FLY cranked to an UNGODLY (esp. for Easter morning) eleven.



Thank you.
I have my moments.
sugarpop • Apr 12, 2009 9:56 pm
I have gotten two kitties from dumpsters. They were both really cool, great pets. I didn't dive for them though. Does that count?
monster • Apr 12, 2009 10:28 pm
Mostly we find good building materials and shelving. Actually the best dumpster diving/skip trawling was in the UK -here people just put the good stuff on the kerb/curb so no need to rummage in the trash.
Shawnee123 • Apr 12, 2009 10:31 pm
A couple times a year there is a "big trash" pickup week. I'm sure lots of places do this, but before the city can pick a lot of it up someone has already grabbed it. It really works out well for everyone, even the poor soul I watched pick up an old plastic cracked watering can with no spout thingy left. ;)
monster • Apr 12, 2009 10:44 pm
yeah, they do that here.
sugarpop • Apr 12, 2009 11:34 pm
monster;555822 wrote:
Mostly we find good building materials and shelving. Actually the best dumpster diving/skip trawling was in the UK -here people just put the good stuff on the kerb/curb so no need to rummage in the trash.


People do that in California too. You can find all kinds of great stuff in really good shape, including furniture.
Crimson Ghost • Apr 13, 2009 7:19 pm
My first place was decorated in 'Early Junk Pile'.
Aliantha • Apr 13, 2009 7:48 pm
We have curbside collection here too. There is sometimes some good stuff out there. It's always good to be able to get rid of some of that old junk that wont really fit in the boot of the car to take to the dump.
capnhowdy • Apr 13, 2009 8:58 pm
My house looks like Sanford & Son's. Can't heppit.
Sundae • Apr 14, 2009 12:18 pm
I know people (usually with really nice cars for some reason) who get all sorts of gems from skips, kerbs, charity shops etc.

I have never. Just not my brand of luck.
Or at least, I'm not interested enough to spend enough time looking.

Money now... I get plenty of that.
In the last week I've picked up 8p.
It all adds up you know!
Cicero • Apr 14, 2009 1:08 pm
:(


This Tiki Bar is way too expensive for me. Damn!

http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/B001EXU2C8?ie=UTF8&condition=new&tag=nextag-lawngarden-mp-delta-20&creative=380345&creativeASIN=B001EXU2C8&linkCode=asm