I like everyone but YOU!

Sheldonrs • Apr 8, 2009 9:50 am
And you know who you are!!!
Shawnee123 • Apr 8, 2009 9:55 am
As a matter o' fact, yes I do, Mr Sheldon. :mad:

But I luvs you. Feeling guilty? Good!

;)
Sheldonrs • Apr 8, 2009 10:07 am
Shawnee123;553959 wrote:
As a matter o' fact, yes I do, Mr Sheldon. :mad:

But I luvs you. Feeling guilty? Good!

;)


I'm Jewish. I feel guilty about everything. :D

The difference between Jews and Christians is Jews FEEL guilty for everything. Christians ARE guilty for everything. lol!!!

(Goin' ta hell for THAT too!)
Shawnee123 • Apr 8, 2009 10:10 am
I was raised Catholic. For guilt, we're right behind you. As I've always said: Catholicism is based on guilt and alchohol. Alcohol gives us more to feel guilty about. See the conundrum? This is why I don't participate. :lol:
Trilby • Apr 8, 2009 10:57 am
I know shel doesn't like me.


he doesn't have to rub it in.


plus, flint is crazy.


PS - catholics are guilty drunks and jews just are guilty chocolate freaks. All the Jews I know are crackers over chocolate. What's with that?

of course, i don't expect shel to answer. he hates me.
monster • Apr 8, 2009 11:28 am
Brianna;553987 wrote:
All the Jews I know are crackers over chocolate. What's with that?

of course, i don't expect shel to answer. he hates me.



But he certainly likes the chocolate. do jews qualify as crackers though?
Flint • Apr 8, 2009 11:32 am
Brianna;553987 wrote:

plus, flint is crazy.
Okay, so I'm crazy.
Sheldonrs • Apr 8, 2009 11:35 am
Brianna;553987 wrote:
I know shel doesn't like me.


he doesn't have to rub it in.


plus, flint is crazy.


PS - catholics are guilty drunks and jews just are guilty chocolate freaks. All the Jews I know are crackers over chocolate. What's with that?

of course, i don't expect shel to answer. he hates me.


The answer is President U.S. Grant. Ha!!! And you said I wouldn't answer you! :p
Trilby • Apr 8, 2009 1:02 pm
the fact that you managed to avoid the whole 'chocolate question' raises some interesting speculation. Most addicts don't want to talk about their 'problem' - hell, most addicts don't even think they have a problem. You blame others for your use, don't you, Sheldon? It's ok. You're in a safe place. Here's a tissue...
Sheldonrs • Apr 8, 2009 1:14 pm
How is eating chocolate a problem? Unless you run out of it.

I like my chocolate like I like my men. Milky, smooth and rich.
Cicero • Apr 8, 2009 1:27 pm
That's funny because I hated everyone but you. What a mess we are in now....:)
Shawnee123 • Apr 8, 2009 2:09 pm
It's like the Hate of the Magi.
Sheldonrs • Apr 8, 2009 2:13 pm
Shawnee123;554119 wrote:
It's like the Hate of the Magi.


And in the words of O. Henry, in a first draft of his story; "What the fuck is a fob!?!".
classicman • Apr 8, 2009 2:14 pm
I dislike all of you at times, and I like that the feeling is mostly mutual.
Shawnee123 • Apr 8, 2009 2:14 pm
Shel wrote:
And in the words of O. Henry, in a first draft of his story; "What the fuck is a fob!?!".


lmao!
Shawnee123 • Apr 8, 2009 2:16 pm
classicman;554123 wrote:
I dislike all of you at times, and I like that the feeling is mostly mutual.


:(

Huh-uh.
Trilby • Apr 8, 2009 4:55 pm
classicman;554123 wrote:
I dislike all of you at times, and I like that the feeling is mostly mutual.



I don't think that's an accurate feeling. I think you're suffering from paranoia which can be cured by PROnoia.*



*google it.
footfootfoot • Apr 8, 2009 11:47 pm
Sheldonrs;553964 wrote:
I'm Jewish. I feel guilty about everything. :D

The difference between Jews and Christians is Jews FEEL guilty for everything. Christians ARE guilty for everything. lol!!!

(Goin' ta hell for THAT too!)


The Jews invented guilt and the Catholics perfected it.
Trilby • Apr 9, 2009 7:56 am
Brianna;554178 wrote:
I don't think that's an INaccurate feeling. I think you're suffering from paranoia which can be cured by PROnoia.*



*google it.
Pie • Apr 9, 2009 8:56 am
classicman;554123 wrote:
I dislike all of you at times, and I like that the feeling is mostly mutual.

It's always about you, isn't it?
classicman • Apr 9, 2009 9:18 am
No, not at all - its usually about pie. :)
Pie • Apr 9, 2009 9:27 am
;)
Trilby • Apr 9, 2009 9:38 am
pie R squared.
footfootfoot • Apr 9, 2009 5:41 pm
No, pie are round.
Crimson Ghost • Apr 10, 2009 1:41 am
Sicilian pies are square.....
DanaC • Apr 10, 2009 6:48 am
Crimson Ghost;554615 wrote:
Sicilian pies are square.....


Well...not so much square, as cuboid and very heavy...no bouyancy.
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 10, 2009 12:18 pm
No bouyancy?
[youtube]WfUSyP3gqAw[/youtube]
Crimson Ghost • Apr 10, 2009 11:45 pm
55 gallon drums have buoyancy.

Hmm...

55 gallon drums and Sicilians ....
I think I see a connection....
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 11, 2009 6:13 am
Then you're on your own.
I saw nothing, I see nothing, I don't even know what a Sicilian is, bye...:bolt:
TheMercenary • Apr 11, 2009 12:23 pm
Shawnee123;554119 wrote:
It's like the Hate of the Magi.

:lol2: I don't know why, it cracked me up. Maybe because the bunny is rising.
Shawnee123 • Apr 11, 2009 1:20 pm
Kind of like the Great Pumpkin?
Sheldonrs • Apr 11, 2009 1:22 pm
TheMercenary;555232 wrote:
:lol2: I don't know why, it cracked me up. Maybe because the bunny is rising.


"Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit outta my hate!"

"Again?" "That trick never works."
morethanpretty • Apr 11, 2009 11:41 pm
Me?! its me isn't it!
Damnit Shel and I was willing to get a sex change for you.
[COLOR="White"]or atleast an attachement[/COLOR]
Sheldonrs • Apr 11, 2009 11:56 pm
morethanpretty;555417 wrote:
Me?! its me isn't it!
Damnit Shel and I was willing to get a sex change for you.
[COLOR="White"]or atleast an attachement[/COLOR]


I appreciate the gesture but I prefer the real thing. :D
morethanpretty • Apr 12, 2009 12:08 am
I was born this way! I cant help it :(
Sheldonrs • Apr 12, 2009 12:55 am
morethanpretty;555426 wrote:
I was born this way! I cant help it :(


I forgive you. lol!!!
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