April 8, 2009: Badger

Sent to me in an e-mail. I did a quick Google and the closest thing I could find was this forum which repeated the words I had in the e-mail sent to me.

I sell farm equipment and was sent this today.

By the way, it is not DEAD.

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I am pretty sure this qualifies as one of the things that really pisses a badger off..

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http://board.moparts.org/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=5123625&Main=5123625

(And,) yes it was freed.

They drove up in the truck next to the bail and cut the strings to let it loose. It was indeed hacked the *&%$^ off (with just reason i would think).
this was done last year from what I understand.

Its not uncommon at all to bail up skunks, rabits and what not when hay season rolls around.

I have totally had days like this.


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Never badger the hey and never hey the badger.

that's a picture of a badger, badger, badger.

I wonder if it survived!?

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Hey 340- you got a recepe for one of them thangs???

[/INDENT]boiled ,baked or fried?
I would say Gumbo but everone would be Badgering me for the reciepe

Apparently, they think like us over at the moparts forum.

At least it wasn't a SNAKE SNAKE oh it's a SNAKE oh a SNAAAAAAKE

Oh, what the heck. Badgerphone:
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Was it not bad enough that it was rolling around unbidden in all of our heads? You had to make it WORSE.

Objection, your honor. Those hayseed farmers are witnessing the badger!

Let's not forget Raul...::bitching:

I've changed my mind: Next time I walk down the aisle it's gonna be to bananaphone.

My next divorce will be to Viking Kitties.

Good one Coign, thanks. :thumb2:

Man, I wouldn't want to be in the same town when they cut him loose.

I once poked a badger with a spoon....

"Bale up!!!" Cried the outlaw.

"Forget it buster ... I'm carrying a badger" said the law man.

Crimson Ghost;553859 wrote:

I once poked a badger with a spoon....

oh, quit bragging. I once poked a panther with a spork.

Oh yeah? Well once I tickled a bear with chopsticks!

I am SOOO disappointed in the straight guys here! Not ONE of you has said "Badgers?! We don't need no stinking badgers!".

Sheldonrs;553951 wrote:

I am SOOO disappointed in the straight guys here! Not ONE of you has said "Badgers?! We don't need no stinking badgers!".

yeah, straight guys suck...

no...wait....

Sheldonrs;553951 wrote:

I am SOOO disappointed in the straight guys here! Not ONE of you has said "Badgers?! We don't need no stinking badgers!".

Excellent. Wish I'd thought of it.

You know, I heard this line in movies etc. years before I ever saw Treasure of the Sierra Madre and realized that this was the origin.

Sheldonrs;553951 wrote:

I am SOOO disappointed in the straight guys here! Not ONE of you has said "Badgers?! We don't need no stinking badgers!".

Well, it seemed too obvious, even for me. ;)

Shawnee123;553968 wrote:

Well, it seemed too obvious, even for me. ;)

<cough>sour grapes</cough>:p

I don't know how many times I've used the "My name's Friday, I carry a badger" joke. I really did think of no stinkin' badgers, but was in a foul mood and didn't post it. So n'yeah.

Shawnee123;553981 wrote:

I don't know how many times I've used the "My name's Friday, I carry a badger" joke. ...

I don't remember that part in "Robinson Crusoe".

Quit bein' all educated and shit.

Shawnee123;554004 wrote:

Quit bein' all educated and shit.

Just to clarify, did you mean that you wish me to cease using my intellect and other things like that? Or did you want me to cease using my intellect and then take a crap?


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I don't know. I have no recollection of writing that. :rolleyes:

You can't remember shit.

I once shat a badger. (It was after an expensive bout of drinking cheap beer.):greenface

How'd it taste?

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hipshot;553840 wrote:

Let's not forget Raul...::bitching:

Ahem. If you will click on the link, you will realize your humble servant Hipshot subtly included the "Stinking Badgers" quote rather early in the thread.

I will now accept full credit and humble apologies...:right:

Don't be so fuckin HUMBLE.

capnhowdy;554258 wrote:

Don't be so fuckin HUMBLE.

I thought the apologies would be a little more lavish than that...

hipshot, ya gotta learn how to do this. Click on the quote button and it will show the format. ;)

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...somethin' new everyday.:neutral:

(Subtlety is a dying art form):headshake

Yes it is, unfortunately ya gotta scream these days. ;)

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