where all the black people at?

lumberjim • Apr 7, 2009 12:30 pm
what the hell?
Undertoad • Apr 7, 2009 12:50 pm
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Bullitt • Apr 7, 2009 12:52 pm
*Where all the white women at?
lumberjim • Apr 7, 2009 12:59 pm
NO

serious!

where dey at, bitch?!
Pie • Apr 7, 2009 1:01 pm
Am I the darkest person who hangs around here regularly? :confused:
lumberjim • Apr 7, 2009 1:09 pm
I THINK YOU IS, MAMA
Pie • Apr 7, 2009 1:14 pm
What's my prize?
lumberjim • Apr 7, 2009 1:18 pm
what are you trying to say? that all black people want is prizes?
Pie • Apr 7, 2009 1:21 pm
I want a prize. I shall not speak for anyone else.
lumberjim • Apr 7, 2009 1:34 pm
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footfootfoot • Apr 7, 2009 2:11 pm
I didn't think coconut pies had a top crust.

BTW, pie's a diabetic. Nice one Jim you insensitve bitch.
Pie • Apr 7, 2009 2:15 pm
Nah, just "insulin resistant". If I eated* that pie with a big helping of broccoli on the side, I'll be fine. 'Cept for the cannibalism part.

* I made you a pie, but I eated it.
lumberjim • Apr 7, 2009 3:34 pm
yeah, the pie was representative of Pie.

who you calling coconut, foot, ya manky Irish git? you drunk again?...oh of course you are, it's past 7AM already!
Clodfobble • Apr 7, 2009 5:15 pm
Okay first off, the pie in that photo is seriously malformed--what the hell is it filled with, golfballs? And secondly, how did it win a prize if there's no slice cut out of it for tasting? Corbis Images needs to work on their realism a bit.
Trilby • Apr 7, 2009 5:37 pm
Clodfobble;553732 wrote:
Okay first off, the pie in that photo is seriously malformed--what the hell is it filled with, golfballs? And secondly, how did it win a prize if there's no slice cut out of it for tasting?


Oh, so NOW you're a pie expert? I think you owe grandma an apology.

then go eat that pie.
Sheldonrs • Apr 7, 2009 6:08 pm
Brianna;553740 wrote:
Oh, so NOW you're a pie expert? I think you owe grandma an apology.

then go eat that pie.


Well, Bri, would YOU eat Grandma's "pie"? hehehehe
Aliantha • Apr 7, 2009 6:17 pm
Clodfobble;553732 wrote:
Okay first off, the pie in that photo is seriously malformed--what the hell is it filled with, golfballs? And secondly, how did it win a prize if there's no slice cut out of it for tasting? Corbis Images needs to work on their realism a bit.


I think it looks like a pie made with chunks of apple, hence the lumps. Yummm!

Sometimes for bake competitions you have to make two of the same cake or pie in this case. One for display and the other for tasting.

Anyway, I'm finished now. :)
SteveDallas • Apr 7, 2009 9:01 pm
Sheldonrs;553749 wrote:
Well, Bri, would YOU eat Grandma's "pie"? hehehehe

I'm not sure it was Grandma whom Bri was referring to.

Anyway, it looks like Grandma is about to let the younger woman have the pie right in her face.
Aliantha • Apr 7, 2009 9:04 pm
Isn't freshnesschronic black? Or is it piercehawkeye? I know it's one or the other of those two young fellas, but I can't remember which one.

Pardon me if I'm not actually meant to take this thread seriously.
Tiki • Apr 7, 2009 9:15 pm
I'm an eighth black!
Undertoad • Apr 7, 2009 9:42 pm
fresh is azn.
Aliantha • Apr 7, 2009 9:44 pm
must be pierce then.
Elspode • Apr 7, 2009 11:42 pm
Jim, I think you should form another away crew to seek out a black oriented online community, and invite them to come join us so we aren't so fuckin' crackah.
Trilby • Apr 7, 2009 11:44 pm
what happened to muffin, our Irish potato? she told us all off and then buggared off, didn't she? Typical Irish behaviour...always starting a fight then running back to the pub as if to momma's breast. tch, tch. ach, be glory, then.


(pardon the poor irish imitation. cherry does it much better)
classicman • Apr 7, 2009 11:47 pm
I thought Fresh was black - didn't he do a video last year after seeing Obama or something?

Ohh found it. here
Trilby • Apr 7, 2009 11:49 pm
fresh is asian - I'm purty sure. He took me to task for dissing on Duck(s) or whatever her name was - the chika from Singapore (?) who was a one trick pony. He was right to do it, too.

Anyway, he's of Asian descent. Unless he's not.
NoBoxes • Apr 8, 2009 2:58 am
Where have all the black people gone? Long time passing.
Where have all the black people gone? Long time ago.
Where have all the black people gone?
Lumberjim spooked them everyone.
Oh, when will he ever learn?
Oh, when will he ever learn?
ZenGum • Apr 8, 2009 5:27 am
Hee hee, nice one NoBo.

The terrible truth is that Black people have been disadvantaged on the net ever since Google was subjected to racial segregation.
monster • Apr 8, 2009 11:40 am
They're all playing ice hockey. Oh wait.

PH45 is a cracker too, iirc. See failry early on in the RFN thread
monster • Apr 8, 2009 11:51 am
yup, almost glow-in-the-dark....
lookout123 • Apr 8, 2009 12:02 pm
Fresh is asian.

Pierce is white but bases nearly everything on the belief interaction is based on racial prejudice.
Trilby • Apr 8, 2009 12:49 pm
lookout123;554024 wrote:
Pierce is white but bases nearly everything on the belief interaction is based on racial prejudice.


He's wrong there. Interaction is based on whether or not you want to lay the person.
lookout123 • Apr 8, 2009 1:19 pm
That is far closer to the truth. Don't care what color or religion anyone is so long as they are hot.
Queen of the Ryche • Apr 8, 2009 1:27 pm
Elspode;553838 wrote:
Jim, I think you should form another away crew to seek out a black oriented online community, and invite them to come join us so we aren't so fuckin' crackah.


Or a black oriental community? Oh that's right. "Oriental" isn't PC. I guess "black" isn't either. WTF. I am so un-PC. Who else can I offend? Hey Grandma, nice Pie!
DanaC • Apr 8, 2009 1:56 pm
Tell me about it Queenie. I have to do so many quickfire mental revisions whilst I'm talking to people in meetings and such, because it's like a bloody minefield. I know. I know. Schools are led now by Head Teachers, but my mind still wants to say Head Master. It's probably only in the last ten years that I stopped saying 'half caste' and started saying 'mixed race'. I am now not really sure what is the current accepted term *chuckles*

Such is life. Each generation reimagines themselves and the world they're in, and what seemed compatible with their parents identities may not be compatible with their own.
Tiki • Apr 8, 2009 2:21 pm
I find that intention is more meaningful than language, and I also find that if someone is at least willing to reconsider their language in order to not be hurtful, it shows that their heart is in the right place.

At the same time, I don't have a lot of patience for most of the PC stuff, because it's artificial sensitivity. Besides, who makes this shit up? I want to know what bunch of jerks keeps deciding that we need a new euphemism for "black" every couple of decades. From "Negro" to "Black" to "African-yourcountryhere". First of all, I don't think it's especially reasonable to have to determine someone's nation of origin before being able to describe their appearance. Second, as technically inaccurate as "black" is, it's just a fucking adjective for fuck sake.

Plus, I am pretty damn sure it wasn't an indian who decided indians have to be called "Native American" now.
Queen of the Ryche • Apr 8, 2009 3:02 pm
So if I were PC, I would be a Slightly-Tan-Scot-Swede-American. That would be really hard to say if I were eating sunflower seeds. I'd rather just be white.
Pie • Apr 8, 2009 3:18 pm
Y'all are pink to me.

[SIZE=6][COLOR=Plum] YOU HEAR ME? PINK!
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Tiki • Apr 8, 2009 3:28 pm
I'm definitely not pink. I'm approximately the color of cardboard, or toast.
classicman • Apr 8, 2009 4:08 pm
with or without crust?
Tiki • Apr 8, 2009 4:09 pm
With.
wolf • Apr 8, 2009 4:21 pm
Yeah. Tiki's pretty crusty.

I had a friend who used to write in "beige" when asked for color. He had some Eastern European Swarthiness going on.
Trilby • Apr 8, 2009 4:50 pm
american sign language has TONS of really offensive signs for different ethnic groups. They are really rather funny....unless you're an overly sensitive dork-head.
monster • Apr 8, 2009 5:52 pm
DanaC;554111 wrote:
It's probably only in the last ten years that I stopped saying 'half caste' and started saying 'mixed race'. I am now not really sure what is the current accepted term


This week, in the US, it's bi-racial. Your verbiage may vary :lol:
morethanpretty • Apr 8, 2009 6:19 pm
I generally try to say Native American or American Indian, just to keep things straight so someone knows whether I'm talking about an Indian from India, or an Indian as in Native American. Apparently "Mexican" is not PC, you're supposed to call a person Hispanic, even if they're directly from Mexico. It is kinda rude to assume every Hispanic you meet is from Mexico, so generally unless I know the country of origin I do try to not use the label Mexican. It'd be like calling every Asian you meet Chinese when they're really from Korea, for example. Although, is Asian a PC term nowadays? I can never keep up. I think "black" is PC again though, and its as accurate as African-whatever country if the person has never even been to Africa, much less was born there. To me it just seems kinda silly to claim a continent as your own when you have no real ties to it for generations. It'd be like me calling myself European-American, we don't even know how back its been since my ancestors moved to the Americas, so why claim a continent I have no known physical ties to anymore?
Tiki • Apr 8, 2009 6:59 pm
I prefer "mixed", because I'm not bi-racial.

As far as I know (basing this on my Mexican sister in law) the correct and appropriate thing to call people from Mexico is "Mexican". Because they are. It's kind of rude to call, say, a Chilean or a USAsian "Mexican" though, so if you don't know, "Hispanic" is correct.

I think prefacing little-i indian with "American" is fine for clarity. Personally. But I'm not in charge.

African-American, IMO, sounds stupid unless you're talking about a naturalized citizen, in which case I think it would make more sense to refer to their actual country of origin... but if you're just talking about their appearance, I personally think "black" is fine.

My new semi-boyfriend is of Irish descent, and the sense of Irish ethnicity is still very strong in his family and community, so I suppose in a sense he's Irish-American... but it only makes sense to call him that in a specific context, when it has relevance. Otherwise, if I'm describing his appearance, he's white.
capnhowdy • Apr 8, 2009 9:10 pm
Ask this dude......
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monster • Apr 8, 2009 10:25 pm
Tiki;554219 wrote:
I prefer "mixed", because I'm not bi-racial.


"Blended" has also been popular here recently.


...like the gremlin?
Beestie • Apr 9, 2009 12:14 am
Cap'n - that pic is hilarious. First of all, is that a bullseye or a test pattern on the... what do you call those things anyway? Secondly - is it me or is his left leg uh.. not there? Thirdly, the lady in the far right - I can imagine what she is saying... "You get yo white ass in here and save this motherfucker cuz I ain't saving shit!"

Srsly tho - that pic is a masterpeice.
lumberjim • Apr 9, 2009 12:23 am
the guy attending the injured Klansman appears to be performing CPR on his hip instead of his sternum.
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 9, 2009 1:18 am
Staunch the bleeding with pressure.
ZenGum • Apr 9, 2009 2:04 am
They could let him die, but it is much, much crueller to save him.

For the rest of his life he must live with the fact that he was saved by nXXXXXs. Bwahahahahahaaaaaa!
capnhowdy • Apr 9, 2009 8:01 am
It is one of my favorite pics. I've had it in my puter for years.
The 'test' thingie is an old klan symbol. I've heard it portrays 4 klansmen looking down a well at their most recent deposit.
TheMercenary • Apr 11, 2009 12:31 pm
I highly doubt that picture is of a real ER.
Shawnee123 • Apr 11, 2009 1:25 pm
No. It was debunked some time ago. Snopes link.
lumberjim • Apr 11, 2009 1:51 pm
Shawnee123;555286 wrote:
No. It was debunked some time ago. Snopes link.
fixed yer link
Trilby • Apr 11, 2009 3:06 pm
lumberjim;555298 wrote:
fixed yer link


fixed her sausage link?
Shawnee123 • Apr 11, 2009 3:35 pm
lumberjim;555298 wrote:
fixed yer link


Thanks! What'd I do? :)
lumberjim • Apr 11, 2009 3:37 pm
Shawnee123;555334 wrote:
Thanks! What'd I do? :)

you had an extra http// in yours
Shawnee123 • Apr 11, 2009 3:40 pm
I see it, now. Thanks for the help...it's too late to edit.
monster • Dec 12, 2011 9:52 pm
Pie;553651 wrote:
Nah, just "insulin resistant". If I eated* that pie with a big helping of broccoli on the side, I'll be fine. 'Cept for the cannibalism part.

* I made you a pie, but I eated it.


I so miss Pie :cry:

this comment kinda reminds me of Janet Evanovich's Lula, though...... ;)
footfootfoot • Dec 15, 2011 10:10 am
Black people don't like all the racism on here.

From a DDT advertisement in my ephemera stash
infinite monkey • Dec 15, 2011 10:15 am
I'll see that ad and raise you a cartoon!

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infinite monkey • Dec 15, 2011 10:18 am
btw, I'm going to start a campaign.

FREE DDT
Lamplighter • Dec 15, 2011 10:45 am
Monster... Some threads deserve to be buried in the cellar.
infinite monkey • Dec 15, 2011 10:47 am
Lamplighter;780475 wrote:
Monster... Some threads deserve to be buried in the cellar.


Absolutely! Like word ass and word disass.

:right:
sexobon • Dec 15, 2011 3:59 pm
Those aren't mere threads, they're their own sub-forums ... along the lines of the country of Texas: DON'T SASS WITH WORD ASS. :lol:
infinite monkey • Dec 15, 2011 4:01 pm
They're like some boring Verbal Rorschach Tests for the Modern Age. :lol:
sexobon • Dec 15, 2011 4:16 pm
The kind of test best avoided by those who don't want the dark recesses of their souls revealed. :lol2:
infinite monkey • Dec 15, 2011 4:18 pm
OH abso-rutely! That's why I stay out. I don't want to unleash anything, I got a whole Pandora's box thing going on here.
jimhelm • Dec 15, 2011 4:26 pm
did you say Horshack?
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infinite monkey • Dec 15, 2011 4:38 pm
Oh Oh Oh Oh OH OH!

;)

No.
sexobon • Dec 15, 2011 4:46 pm
Potential user title: a monkey called Pandora

I like boxes, contrary to the belief that it was no boxes for me.

[COLOR="SlateGray"](wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more)[/COLOR]
infinite monkey • Dec 15, 2011 4:47 pm
No more say!

I likey! I'll usey!

edit: slightly modified.
monster • Dec 15, 2011 10:14 pm
Lamplighter;780475 wrote:
Monster... Some threads deserve to be buried in the cellar.


Oh who died and made you judge and jury? Many of your posts deserve to be buried but you don't hear me a'hollerin' :p:
TheMercenary • Dec 16, 2011 3:00 pm
infinite monkey;780464 wrote:
I'll see that ad and raise you a cartoon!

Loved it. Great history.
busterb • Dec 16, 2011 4:23 pm
In answer to the question. Looks like a bunch over at Dollar general, I can see it from my kitchen window. Rest are at Fred's and Wally's.
BTW. I was at Walley's yesterday. The scooters looked like a go cart track. I may be that old, but hope I never act like some were. :smack:
footfootfoot • Dec 16, 2011 6:01 pm
TheMercenary;780870 wrote:
Loved it. Great history.


You need to revisit your non PC childhood here:

http://www.angelfire.com/comics/mov/banned.html

Maybe Lamp's or Buster's non PC childhood
TheMercenary • Dec 16, 2011 9:41 pm
No I don't. I love the history of our cartoons. It is a snapshot of our existence.