One stanza at a time country western song

I thought it would be cool to write a country western song. Maybe if we write the lyrics someone can put it to music.

I've created the refrain.
Include what has been written so far in regular type and add your own stanza in bold.

Refrain:

I was once a rodeo champion.
But only beer and shots remain.
I've spent my whole life as a cowboy
And now I'm just a man in pain.

I was once a rodeo champion.
But only beer and shots remain.
I've spent my whole life as a cowboy
And now I'm just a man in pain.

We was born in the back woods
Pa said I was no good
He kicked me out when I was ten
So I hit the highway
Thought I'd do it my way
And become me a rodeo man

We was born in the back woods
Pa said I was no good
He kicked me out when I was ten
So I hit the highway
Thought I'd do it my way
And become me a rodeo man

I was once a rodeo champion.
But only beer and shots remain.
I've spent my whole life as a cowboy
And now I'm just a man in pain.

Got trained up in the rodeo
From clown to buckin' Bronco
Met Brokeback chaps along the way
One night down South
Got a pecker in my mouth
And became me a rodeo gay

I was once a rodeo champion.
But only beer and shots remain.
I've spent my whole life as a cowboy
And now I'm just a man in pain.

omg that was funny SG!

Thanks for sorting the refrain and stanzas...I thought mine needed switched.

We was born in the back woods
Pa said I was no good
He kicked me out when I was ten
So I hit the highway
Thought I'd do it my way
And become me a rodeo man

I was once a rodeo champion.
But only beer and shots remain.
I've spent my whole damned life a cowboy
And now I'm just a man in pain.

Got trained up in the rodeo
From clown to buckin' Bronco
Met Brokeback chaps along the way
One night down South
Got a pecker in my mouth
And became me a rodeo gay

I was once a rodeo champion.
But only beer and shots remain.
I've spent my whole damned life a cowboy
And now I'm just a man in pain.

this is becoming a Frank Zappa song

You say that like it's a bad thing?

no

juss schekin' :)

Flint;552900 wrote:

this is becoming a Frank Zappa song

"...talkin' 'bout mudflaps, my gal's got 'em"

...strictly commercial......

Gravdigr;557920 wrote:

"...talkin' 'bout mudflaps, my gal's got 'em"

That's Spinal Tap.

Whoops.:smack:

Most like ridin' horses
I prefer them ridin' me.
We slip outside behind the barn
Where the sheep and cows can't see
I go whinny, but I don't go "nay"
And I don't like geldings any day.
I'm a horseboy not a cowboy, yippie cay yay!