as a public service...

henry quirk • Mar 30, 2009 4:35 pm
...i offer the following

do with it as you will

HA!

http://www.gopetition.com/petitions/taint-lickers-anonymous.html
fargon • Mar 30, 2009 4:49 pm
I like licking taint, and the girls liked it also.
SteveDallas • Mar 30, 2009 5:38 pm
I'd love to know which teacher.. 8th grade English? College math? Unless it was human sexuality or medical school or something, I'd love to hear how the topic came up.
ZenGum • Mar 30, 2009 6:46 pm
'tis so!
TheMercenary • Mar 30, 2009 7:10 pm
<~~~~ Still trying to figure out how this is a public service. Maybe he meant Pubic Service.
sugarpop • Mar 30, 2009 8:45 pm
bwahahahaha
henry quirk • Mar 31, 2009 10:20 am
public service: this thread is a tidbit to all the taint lickers in the cellar who absolutely must let the world know of their predilection
ZenGum • Apr 1, 2009 10:59 pm
Taint = perineum

taint licking = perinealingis

And I say again, 'tis so!!!!
Shawnee123 • Apr 2, 2009 8:26 am
Who really needs to know what they call it...just do it, dammit.

Oh sorry, did I say that out loud?

:lol:
ZenGum • Apr 2, 2009 10:15 pm
Oh come on Shawnee, how many set ups do you need?


'TIS SO!
Shawnee123 • Apr 3, 2009 8:43 am
ZenGum;552432 wrote:
Oh come on Shawnee, how many set ups do you need?


'TIS SO!


Oh fine Zen: T'AINT!

:p
lumberjim • Apr 3, 2009 10:13 am
how performing cunnilingus is like the mafia:

one slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.


I signed the taint petition....but i was only the 14th....the kid needs 500 signatures to win his bet! better get ....crackin....!

eta: and the fucking thing is 2 years old!

nevermind...
Aliantha • Apr 7, 2009 3:04 am
As Ben Franklin said:
'In wine there is wisdom.
In beer there is freedom
In water there is bacteria.'


In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we
would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) -
bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.



However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila,
rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a
purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.




Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water
and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I'm doing it as a public service.
TheMercenary • Apr 7, 2009 5:20 am
:D
ZenGum • Apr 8, 2009 6:00 am
Thank you Ali. And thank you Shawnee.