Stooges cast firming

Variety reports that the Farrelly Bros. are working on a Three Stooges film and they have this cast in mind:

Moe: Benicio Del Toro

Curly: Jim Carrey + 40 lbs

Larry: Sean Penn

what say you

Undertoad;549514 wrote:

what say you

Travesty.

I'm sure they'll be all polished and everything the stooges weren't. :eyebrow:

Why I oughtta...

Undertoad;549514 wrote:

Variety reports that the Farrelly Bros. are working on a Three Stooges film and they have this cast in mind:

Moe: Benicio Del Toro

Curly: Jim Carrey + 40 lbs

Larry: Sean Penn

what say you

NO!
NO NO NO FUCKING NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Frankie Four Fingers, The Grinch, and Spicolli?


Try this -

Moe - Ethan Sandler

Curly - Greg Valentine
OR
Curly - Jim Norton

Larry Fine - David Faustino


Or go with the cast of the movie -
Paul Ben-Victor ... Moe Howard
Evan Handler ... Larry Fine
John Kassir ... Shemp Howard
Michael Chiklis ... Jerome 'Curly' Howard
Peter Callan ... Joe DeRita
Laurence Coy ... Joe Besser
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Moe was 5'4", Del Toro is 6'2".
Curly was 5'5", Carrey is 6'1½".
Larry was 5'4", Penn is 5'9".
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Waterworld, Ishtar, Heaven's Gate.......

No.

they shouldn't even be considering making a stooges movie. i bet they're figuring to do it in color......for shame

I am FUCKING OUTRAGED at the sheer HEIGHT of these actors!

Crimson Ghost;549537 wrote:

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Moe was 5'4", Del Toro is 6'2".
Curly was 5'5", Carrey is 6'1½".
Larry was 5'4", Penn is 5'9".
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[SIZE="6"]GODDAMNIT[/SIZE] you tall, unfunny motherfuckers.

Maybe they need this guy.

SNORT!

If there's one thing I'm sure of, it's tough to find a good Moe.

Benecio del Toro?

Really?

What?

I almost cried when I saw the Stooges movie. When they screwed over Curly, and Chiklis gave that speech:sniff:.