Stooges cast firming

Undertoad • Mar 26, 2009 1:58 am
Variety reports that the Farrelly Bros. are working on a Three Stooges film and they have this cast in mind:

Moe: Benicio Del Toro

Curly: Jim Carrey + 40 lbs

Larry: Sean Penn

what say you
wolf • Mar 26, 2009 2:11 am
Undertoad;549514 wrote:

what say you


Travesty.
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 26, 2009 2:26 am
I'm sure they'll be all polished and everything the stooges weren't. :eyebrow:
Beestie • Mar 26, 2009 3:21 am
Why I oughtta...
Crimson Ghost • Mar 26, 2009 4:07 am
Undertoad;549514 wrote:
Variety reports that the Farrelly Bros. are working on a Three Stooges film and they have this cast in mind:

Moe: Benicio Del Toro

Curly: Jim Carrey + 40 lbs

Larry: Sean Penn

what say you



NO!
NO NO NO FUCKING NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Frankie Four Fingers, The Grinch, and Spicolli?


Try this -

Moe - Ethan Sandler

Curly - Greg Valentine
OR
Curly - Jim Norton

Larry Fine - David Faustino


Or go with the cast of the movie -
Paul Ben-Victor ... Moe Howard
Evan Handler ... Larry Fine
John Kassir ... Shemp Howard
Michael Chiklis ... Jerome 'Curly' Howard
Peter Callan ... Joe DeRita
Laurence Coy ... Joe Besser
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Moe was 5'4", Del Toro is 6'2".
Curly was 5'5", Carrey is 6'1½".
Larry was 5'4", Penn is 5'9".
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Waterworld, Ishtar, Heaven's Gate.......
Shawnee123 • Mar 26, 2009 9:40 am
No.
lumberjim • Mar 26, 2009 10:12 am
they shouldn't even be considering making a stooges movie. i bet they're figuring to do it in color......for shame
Flint • Mar 26, 2009 10:29 am
I am FUCKING OUTRAGED at the sheer HEIGHT of these actors!
Crimson Ghost;549537 wrote:
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Moe was 5'4", Del Toro is 6'2".
Curly was 5'5", Carrey is 6'1½".
Larry was 5'4", Penn is 5'9".
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[SIZE="6"]GODDAMNIT[/SIZE] you tall, unfunny motherfuckers.
glatt • Mar 26, 2009 10:37 am
Maybe they need this guy.
Shawnee123 • Mar 26, 2009 10:41 am
SNORT!
Sheldonrs • Mar 26, 2009 3:51 pm
If there's one thing I'm sure of, it's tough to find a good Moe.
Cicero • Mar 26, 2009 4:11 pm
Benecio del Toro?

Really?

What?
richlevy • Mar 26, 2009 4:27 pm
I almost cried when I saw the Stooges movie. When they screwed over Curly, and Chiklis gave that speech:sniff:.