Stupid CEO

xoxoxoBruce • Mar 21, 2009 5:17 am
George David, last year at the age of 66, stepped down as the CEO of United Technologies(Carrier, Hamilton Sundstrand, Otis, Pratt & Whitney,Sikorsky, UTC Fire & Security, UTC Power), where he's still the Chairman of the Board.
Rich & powerful, should have reasonable intelligence, right?

Hah... in 2002 he married Marie Douglas, a 36 year old investment banker and Swedish Countess. Striking, blond, trophy wife, for sure.

By 2004 the marriage was in trouble and after a series of reconciliations, she signed a post-nuptial agreement that gives her $43 million dollars should the marriage end.

Now the marriage has ended and he's offering her the $43 million plus $53,000 a MONTH alimony. But the lady says nay nay, she has no income and couldn't possibly survive on that pittance. She wants, no needs, $100 million plus $130,000 a MONTH alimony.

Now how did a guy that was smart enough to make it to CEO and Chairman of this huge mega-corporation get conned by this gold digger?
bluecuracao • Mar 21, 2009 6:13 am
Is this a trick question?
Shawnee123 • Mar 21, 2009 9:54 am
Now how did a guy that was smart enough to make it to CEO and Chairman of this huge mega-corporation get conned by this gold digger?

Because whore is the new love. ;)
Trilby • Mar 21, 2009 10:30 am
I'd like to take a peek at her expenses.
DanaC • Mar 21, 2009 10:43 am
Ask Paul McCartney, I daresay he could cast some light on the subject.
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 21, 2009 2:44 pm
Brianna;547759 wrote:
I'd like to take a peek at her expenses.


The Swedish countess, previously an investment banker, says she has no income and has listed her [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]weekly[/COLOR] expenses in a court document. These include $4,500 for clothes, $1,000 for hair and skin treatments, $1,500 for restaurants and entertainment, $8,000 for travel, $700 for limousine services, $2,209 for an assistant, $1,570 for horse care and $600 for flowers.
:eek:
Trilby • Mar 21, 2009 2:49 pm
no wonder the rich always look so gorgeous. and smell good.

that's some expensive pudenda he got.
Shawnee123 • Mar 21, 2009 9:50 pm
DanaC;547761 wrote:
Ask Paul McCartney, I daresay he could cast some light on the subject.


Heh...I read the court proceedings on that divorce, thanks to an attorney friend in the commonwealth. How obvious was that scam from day one? :)
Trilby • Mar 21, 2009 9:53 pm
Shawnee123;547914 wrote:
Heh...I read the court proceedings on that divorce, thanks to an attorney friend in the commonwealth. How obvious was that scam from day one? :)


I didn't think Heather had a leg to stand on...

:drummer:
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 22, 2009 2:23 am
She didn't, so she took Pauls middle leg.
TheMercenary • Mar 22, 2009 10:09 am
xoxoxoBruce;547735 wrote:

Now the marriage has ended and he's offering her the $43 million plus $53,000 a MONTH alimony. But the lady says nay nay, she has no income and couldn't possibly survive on that pittance. She wants, no needs, $100 million plus $130,000 a MONTH alimony.

Now how did a guy that was smart enough to make it to CEO and Chairman of this huge mega-corporation get conned by this gold digger?

Serves him right. Now if I could just get a date with her. :)
Big Sarge • Mar 23, 2009 6:27 pm
Hell it happens to lots of older men. I fell for a girl 26 years younger than me & she took me to the cleaners. You would think I knew better. I have over 25 years in law enforcement, but........
lookout123 • Mar 23, 2009 7:54 pm
Brianna;547759 wrote:
I'd like to take a peek at her expenses.

I'd like to take a peek at the poosie that's worth $100,000,000+. It must be made of gold.
ZenGum • Mar 23, 2009 9:08 pm
I'd like to live for a week on that poor lass's budget. Might be hard to get used to my regular life afterwards, tho.

This (supposedly-) clever CEO bagged himself a trophy wife ... and didn't get a pre-nup? :smack:
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 24, 2009 2:53 am
Do you think a pre-nup would stand up any better than a post-nup?
Sheldonrs • Mar 24, 2009 2:58 pm
And this is why gay is the way.
Decca • Mar 24, 2009 4:44 pm
-occasionally agrees with Sheldonrs- Even though I'm happily straight, I can see why a same-sex partner might be a better idea under certain circumstances!
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 25, 2009 3:21 am
NOOOOOOOO, they break your heart AND steal your underwear. :haha: