Thursday March 19, 2009
Stephen Colbert
asked his audience to play a game of
ROCK paper scissors
his studio address is the following
733 11Th Avenue -><- New York, NY 10019-5051
if you send your rock now, it should arrive in time for fools day
I don't get it. Besides, I only play Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock.
Hmmm if I do any shipping today or tomorrow I'll be sure to send him a rock.
what size rock would you recommend?
what size rock would you recommend?
What size rock do you have?
oh! a regular rock!
nevermind
oh! a regular rock!
nevermind
See? You've answered your own question.
... and a bag of gravel ...
I wonder how the postal service feels about people sending rocks in the mail
You can actually stick the address label and the postage directly on the rock, FYI.
If'n you got money to send a rock, you got $ to send me treats.
Just sayin'
Cos I got grief re offering to send treats to Merkins.
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why send a rock and not just a piece of paper?...cuz he'll punch you in the face
I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there’s no fucking way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can’t paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can’t paper do this with people? Why aren’t sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I’ll tell you why, because paper can’t beat anybody. When I play rock paper scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I’m sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!
If someone could please send me this rock ASAP, I'd be willing to cover the extra postage. TIA.
:yum:
Huh. It looks like that big shoulder tattoo ought to be visible in the picture on the left. I wonder if they really are before-and-after shots, or if he routinely covers it up with makeup?
That is a relatively recent tattoo.
Here is the history and supposed meaning, if you are interested. But more importantly, linkie has more pics :D.
Cicero:
The Champion...Showing her pride today. ;)
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Thank you for the excuse to actually wear this shirt. LOl!!
there are so many things to write..... I just can't
I've a better idea. Why don't we each mail Classic a breezeblock and he can started working on his giant wall? :P
[eta] I wrote that before i saw your triumph Cicero. Well done. We're all very, very proud.
Don't send them to me - send the rocks to TGRR
HE is the one in charge of materials:cool: