ATTN: Who are you?!

Who are all these people that I don't know who the crap they are?

I'm giving you one chance here to explain your obscure-ass selves.

Hi Flint. I'm Shawnee. You may remember me from such movies as "Hobo on the Run" and "Attention Whore Sweeties."

I'm fargon, 'nuff said.

I'm Razz, you offered to give me pearl necklace last month.

Flint, I am your father.

I'm a no-good, two-bit, yeller-bellied cuddle monkey. Hi, nice to meet you too!

you gotta be here more, flint.

No, I'm Shawnee. You may remember me from such movies as "Hobo on the Run" and "Attention Whore Sweeties."

Will the real Shawnee please try to get your drunk ass out of the gutter and stand up? :p

I have a sore throat...is this the clinic?

I'm a manc tart.

I'm a god.

Tiki;546618 wrote:

I'm a god.

...in a mirror

I'm the one who will most likely kill you in the morning. (LJ gave me that - I'd probably actually be voted most likely to bring you breakfast in bed.)

I yam who I yam.

classicman;546620 wrote:

...in a mirror

I'm trying to make a connection between tikis and mirrors, and I'm just not getting it! Or is it an obscure song reference?

I'm the man in the box
Buried in my shit
Won't you come and save me? Save me.

Shawnee123;546590 wrote:

Will the real Shawnee please try to get your drunk ass out of the gutter and stand up? :p

Always good to try something new, huh?


(ducks as vase comes flying at my head)


:D

I'm the birthday girl. Nyah.
<blows raspberry>

Pie;546652 wrote:

I'm the birthday girl. Nyah.
<blows raspberry>

What's Rasberry's last name?

I am Gravdigr. A lesbian trapped in a man's body.

You know, ALL my male friends have that SAME problem, Gravdigr. Coincidence?

Gravdigr;546656 wrote:

I am Gravdigr. A lesbian trapped in a man's body.

You have to be careful what you put in your body.

Am I an obscure-ass if I've made less than 1000 posts (here)?

Nah. Lots of people know me. Some even like me. :D

Stormieweather;546670 wrote:

...Lots of people know me. Some even like me. :D

But how many of the ones that DO know you, like you? LOL!!!

I'm sweetwater! Or in a mirror, retawteews.
Hmmm, I rather like the looks of that. :)

Sheldonrs;546654 wrote:

What's Rasberry's last name?

I don't know, but he didn't pay! :lol:

Is anybody else hearing the title of this thread in the voice of the Wizard of Oz?

I am .. no-one.

I Am... A National Acrobat

I am the world that hides the universal secret of all time.
Destruction of the empty spaces is my one and only crime.
I've lived a thousand times, I found out what it means to be believed.
The thoughts and images, the unborn child that never was conceived.

When little worlds collide I'm trapped inside my embryonic cell.
And flashing memories are cast into the never ending well.
The name that scorns the face, the child that never sees the cause of man.
The deathly darkness that belies the fate of those who never ran.

You gotta believe me,
I'm talking to you.

Well, I know its hard for you to know the reason why.
And I know you'll understand more when it's time to die.
Don't believe the life you have will be the only one.
You have to let your body sleep to let your soul live on.

I want you to listen,
I'm try'n' ta get through.

Love has given life to you and now it's your concern.
Unseen eye of inner light will make your soul return.
Still I look but not to touch the seeds of life are sown.
Curtain of the future falls, the secret stays unknown.

Just remember love is life, and hate is living death.
Treat your life for what it's worth and live for ev'ry breath.
Looking back I've lived and learned, But still now I'm wondering.
Here I wait and only guess what this next life will bring.

Ha Ha!

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Does that answer your question?

flint wrote:

Who are you?

Who
who
who who

here ya go V

Tiki;546640 wrote:

I'm trying to make a connection between tikis and mirrors, and I'm just not getting it! Or is it an obscure song reference?

I think he was calling you a dog.

Your worst nightmare. :reaper:

sweetwater;546728 wrote:

Is anybody else hearing the title of this thread in the voice of the Wizard of Oz?

I HEARD IT TOO! But then I saw this ...

Undertoad;546643 wrote:

I'm the man in the box
Buried in my shit
Won't you come and save me? Save me.

... and I said "Never mind."

I am, I said.

Perry Winkle;546785 wrote:

I think he was calling you a dog.

Oh. :(

Tiki;546849 wrote:

Oh. :(

cheer up....it's not like he called you a liar

:lol:

:: prays that's where it ends in this thread.... ::

wait...what? did jim really.. no, he wouldn't have. ;)

I think...I think I *am*. Therefore I am. I think...

Oh, wait. I'm no one. Really, really insignificant.

lumberjim;546852 wrote:

cheer up....it's not like he called you a liar

Even though I'm not LITERALLY a god!

BigV;546775 wrote:

Who
who
who who

+1 internets for you. You owe me a coffee free keyboard.

I am one.

I'm just this guy, you know?

Elspode;546865 wrote:

I think...I think I *am*. Therefore I am. I think...

Of course you are my bright little star,
I've miles
And miles
Of files
Pretty files
of your forefather's fruit
and now to suit
our great computer,
You're magnetic ink.

But I'm more than that. At least, I think I must be.

There you go, man
Keep as cool as you can
Face piles of trials with smiles
It riles them to believe
That you perceive
The web they weave...
And keep on thinking free

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Gosh that takes me back.

:hedfone::bass::blunt::thumb:

I'm the one telling you like it is.

I am legend.

Shawnee123;546928 wrote:

I am legend.

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We used to call my grandmother "Queen Of All She Surveys." I think I'll adopt it. Yup. That's who I am.

Hey Flint: Who are YOU?

I are Zippyt !!!

My mum calls me Ree, she hates 'Rhianne' - says it was my Dad's idea.

Queen of the Ryche;546947 wrote:

We used to call my grandmother "Queen Of All She Surveys." I think I'll adopt it. Yup. That's who I am.

Hey Flint: Who are YOU?

Sounds like Rumpoles "She who must be obeyed." or as we like to call some of our friends kids, SWMBO. (Pronounced Swimbo)

Flint;546579 wrote:

I'm giving you one chance here to explain your obscure-ass selves.

or what?:eek:

Don't challenge me, upstarts.

"I work for no man... I have no name."

Unzip your fly Flint and, quick as a wink, look down. There I am!

Happy Monkey;546873 wrote:

I'm just this guy, you know?

[COLOR="White"]HM, I freakin love you [/COLOR] :biglaugha

capnhowdy;547078 wrote:

"I work for no man... I have no name."

Well, that right there may be the reason you've had difficulty findin' gainful employment.

Crimson Ghost;547175 wrote:

Well, that right there may be the reason you've had difficulty findin' gainful employment.

He is self employeed.

Especially in the mart of today's commerce.

You will find a fortune, though it will not be the one you seek.

And see a cow.... on a cottonhouse?

Whatcha ridin there, Tommy?

Uh, roll-top desk.

I hope that roll-top desk has a jewel-encrusted ring in it.

It might be in the chifferobe.

OK I give up, Google is not helping at all. 'Splain please, Lucy.

Apparently, we've all seen O Brother Where Art Thou like a billion times, and we can't help but go on quote tangents. :p

FTR I've never seen it.

Shawnee123;547225 wrote:

It might be in the chifferobe.

No, I busted that up for Miss Ewell last spring.

SteveDallas;547249 wrote:

FTR I've never seen it.

me neither

footfootfoot;547255 wrote:

No, I busted that up for Miss Ewell last spring.

Perfect! Another all time favorite! :)

SteveDallas;547249 wrote:

FTR I've never seen it.

monster;547272 wrote:

me neither

Well, you don't know what you're missing. Funny funny movie.

It's well worth a viewing.

TheMercenary;547058 wrote:

Sounds like Rumpoles "She who must be obeyed." or as we like to call some of our friends kids, SWMBO. (Pronounced Swimbo)

I have co-opted the spirit of that phrase and titled Pilau: He Who Must Be Fed, or HWMBF...which is very similar in fact to the noise he makes when eating...

We call my nephew "L.S." and neither he nor his Almighty parents have any idea what it means.

I think I can guess...

Lovable Saint?

Lesbian Sympathizer?

Flint;546579 wrote:

Who are all these people that I don't know who the crap they are?

I'm giving you one chance here to explain your obscure-ass selves.

Pffft.... I am Madman! Cellar lurker extraordinaire! :thumb2:

But... if you want honesty. :)

Just some old guy that lives in Missouri, spends a lot of time with his grandkids, kids, and wife. Has a couple of hobbies. Belongs to a couple of internet forums that I... pop in on from time to time.

Guess you can say that I try to enjoy life the best I can.

Example: The wife and I went to an Eagles concert a few days ago here in Columbia. It was GREAT! It's even better when you know the words to most of the songs. :)

So. Madman's a hippie.

damn hippie! :flower:

Brianna;547464 wrote:

So. Madman's a hippie.

damn hippie! :flower:

Kinda sorta... had a brief interrupt from the flowery shirts, thongs (now called "flip-flops), and cool shades in the 70's - I joined the Air Force for about 20 years (damned the luck - no one told me they had to cut my hair).

Hair's still short now... in a kinda-sorta kind of way. Except I dye it to keep the gray out and the wife likes it.

Yep... used to be a hippie. :)

Hi I'm Be-bop and we are Legion....... :evil3:

howdy. I'm Apollo and I'm back from the dead.

Well, hello again Apollo!

Hello. My name is Tulip. How do you do? Nice to meet you, Flint. :D

As I understand, pronounced chewlip over yonder.

Apollo;547632 wrote:

howdy. I'm Apollo and I'm back from the dead.

YO! ADRIANNE!
It's me... ROCKY.

Who am I? I'm Your Brand New God

I am a walking screaming hell
A thing of torture to behold
This vivisection splits my soul
A thing of torture to behold
Where you run to
Won't take too long
I've come to get you
Won't take too long
And death should know me
No hesitating
Give up your heart
It ain't so lonely
Without your heart
And death should know me
My hands are dirty with his blood
And I can take you there
I've got a brand new god
And if I lay you there
Under my brand new god
Then I will slay you there
For my brand new god
Where are you running to
It didn't take too long
I've come and gone now
You didn't take too long
And death should know me
My hands are dirty with his blood
And death should know me after all
I prepared you for the second coming of my god

My name is Crimson Ghost and I'm a sick fuck. :lol2:

:D

xoxoxoBruce;547842 wrote:

My name is Crimson Ghost and I'm a sick fuck. :lol2:

This song is performed by Unter Null and appears on the single Sick Fuck (2005) and on the album The Failure Epiphany (2005).

You fucking scum
I want to make you bleed
You fucking scum
Get down on your knees
You fucking scum
How dare you reject me?
You fucking scum
How dare you look at me?

You fucking scum
You make me fucking ill
You fucking scum
You make me want to kill
You fucking scum
You're nothing more than shit
You fucking scum
Take your final hit!

You sick fuck
I want to murder you
You sick fuck
I want to destroy you
You sick fuck
I want to ravage you
You sick fuck
I want to tear you down

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Had to be done.:D

hmmmm. somebody was pissed when they wrote that.

That ain't "write."

Brianna;547892 wrote:

hmmmm. somebody was pissed when they wrote that.

It sure as shit ain't a wedding song.

unless it's from a wedding where the bride/groom was caught cheating with the best man/maid of honor... :D

Shawnee123;546590 wrote:

Will the real Shawnee please try to get your drunk ass out of the gutter and stand up? :p

Oh I didn't know that we dated. :headshake Uh nice to see you again, uh....see ya around!!