You know you're getting on a bit when....

after petting your cat or dog, you leave more hairs on their coat than they do on yours...

...when your corneas get hard but your cock doesn't.

monster wrote:

You know you're getting on a bit when....

SPEAK UP MISSY I CAN'T HEAR YOU

SteveDallas;545589 wrote:

[SIZE="5"]SPEAK UP MISSY I CAN'T HEAR YOU[/SIZE]

[SIZE="5"]There, fixed it for us.[/SIZE] :eyeball: :eyeball:

...you notice how young a policeman looks.

...you go to a festival and think the music is too loud.

...you find yourself following the plot of the Archers (for the Brits).

.... you need glasses to clean your glasses.

capnhowdy;545697 wrote:

.... you need glasses to [COLOR="Red"]find [/COLOR]your glasses.

fixed that for ya

...you make grunting noises when merely standing up out of a comfy chair.

You go to the zoo, and you feel smug & happy when you pull your AARP card out to get the discount on entry fees, and only later realize that they asked you if you had one first.

...when you place a mirror on the back of the toilet so you can admire your piss hard while it lasts.

...you sit down in a rocking chair and can't get it started.

...you see a pretty girl walk by, and your pacemaker raises the garage door.

...you sink your teeth into a nice juicy steak, and they stay there.

...you burn the midnight oil... until nine thirty.

...when you worry that fucking the brains out of the younger guy who's been checking you out will ruin him for all the other girls he'll meet in his life.

Shawnee123;546610 wrote:

...when you worry that fucking the brains out of the younger guy who's been checking you out will ruin him for all the other girls he'll meet in his life.

you worry too much. That's his problem.... :D

I'm with Monster on this one, Shawnee. HE obviously thinks YOU are hot... why worry about the girls he MIGHT be with some day in the future? Knock his socks off already :)

Maybe you're right. Maybe all this love crap is a pile of crap. No one else ever seems to have qualms, why should I? Whore is the new love.

I just hate to leave another shell of a man lying around like so much used kleenex. It seems so unfair. ;)

I LOVE IT!

Whore is the New Love and Bipolar is the New Black!

It's Divine!

But I don't want to be bipolar, I have enough trouble with unipolar....

Go for it Shawnee. I've been doing it for a couple years and haven't regretted a minute of it. (He's 13 years younger. Woohoo!)

Queen of the Ryche;546629 wrote:

Go for it Shawnee. I've been doing it for a couple years and haven't regretted a minute of it. (He's 13 years younger. Woohoo!)

And you're not tired yet :right: ?

Shawnee123;546616 wrote:

I just hate to leave another shell of a man lying around like so much used kleenex. It seems so unfair. ;)

Just pick up after yourself. Don't leave the used kleenex lying around on your bathroom floor or anything, and it's cool.

Shawnee123;546616 wrote:

No one else ever seems to have qualms, why should I?

Or as I've put it (in different contexts mind you), "Why should I be the only one who follows all the rules all the time?"

Shawnee123;546610 wrote:

...when you worry that fucking the brains out of the younger guy who's been checking you out will ruin him for all the other girls he'll meet in his life.

When they don't check you out anymore. :(

We always check all of you out.

Oh, I was in a mood. Though the quiet attention is nice, I am so not going there. :blush:

Decca;546605 wrote:

...you sink your teeth into a nice juicy steak, and they stay there...

bwahahahahahahahaahaa

That reminds me of once, a very long time ago, I was watching Staurday Night Live, back when the original cast was on. I had never seen the show, and I was high as... well, I was reeeally high. They did a commercial where Gilda Radner's teeth fell out when she bit into some corn on the cob at a picnic (she was playing a granny) and I thought it was real commerical. I howled so hard I nearly peed in my pants. :D

Queen of the Ryche;546629 wrote:

Go for it Shawnee. I've been doing it for a couple years and haven't regretted a minute of it. (He's 13 years younger. Woohoo!)

You too? My ex is also 13 years younger, the one before that, 11 years younger. :D

sugarpop;546963 wrote:

You too? My ex is also 13 years younger, the one before that, 11 years younger. :D

Queen and Sugarpop: Dang, you gals must be really hot! I'm not that old, and yet, only mature men turn their heads when I walk by these days. :( I feel old and ugly now. :neutral:

limey;546662 wrote:

And you're not tired yet :right: ?

No way! He keeps me young and fit!

Tulip;546968 wrote:

Queen and Sugarpop: Dang, you gals must be really hot! I'm not that old, and yet, only mature men turn their heads when I walk by these days. :( I feel old and ugly now. :neutral:

I'm sure you're plenty hot Tulip;) I think part of hotness is attitude. Not arrogance, just confidence.

And Sugar - I think it says something about my maturity level? Or maybe it's just that most men my age bore me to tears......I don't want to watch TV, I want to go DO something!

hehe. :devil:

-is with Queen of the Ryche on this one-

Tulip;546968 wrote:

Queen and Sugarpop: Dang, you gals must be really hot! I'm not that old, and yet, only mature men turn their heads when I walk by these days. :( I feel old and ugly now. :neutral:

Sugarpop is pretty damm hot IMHO.

Thanks Dec. And he's actually very mature for his age in a lot of ways, so that helps bridge the gap. Except for some cultural references....we tend to lose each other there occasionally. (And his bod, of course.;) )

Then you mean there's a chance?:lol2: