For [COLOR="White"]Nirvana[/COLOR],

McMenamins is awesome, as is this listing.
OMG! This is hilarious! I love the end bit - "if you shat yourself on purpose...touche..."
I think she should marry this man.
If she really crapped on his heated leather seats, I think she has to.
This guy can still be funny even though he had to deal with some bullSHIT.
Dad always told me, "Never trust a fart." He was right!
Good thing he had leather and not cloth. It's having to clean up something foul like that that makes many people (like me) into leather converts. No cloth furniture, no cloth interiors for me, ever again.
Good thing he had leather and not cloth. It's having to clean up something foul like that that makes many people (like me) into leather converts. No cloth furniture, no cloth interiors for me, ever again
Did someone shit on your cloth seats?
She's got kids. Vomit will also make you change your mind...
Kids. We had vomit on the interior ceiling of our car. I've used that shop vac more to clean up after pets and kids than in the shop.
Yes, vomit, exactly... it's just a form of pre-shit.
Yes, vomit, exactly... it's just a form of pre-shit.
:lol2: Jinx, yer killin' me here!