But. What. About. The. Children???!!

DanaC • Mar 12, 2009 7:07 am
Read this.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/7937991.stm
glatt • Mar 12, 2009 8:27 am
for those too lazy to click the link, it's an advertising campaign urging parents to encourage their kids to exercise more. The ad implies that kids who just sit on the couch playing video games will die early. The video game industry doesn't like it.
DanaC • Mar 12, 2009 9:00 am
It pisses me right off. That guy was right. What if it'd shown a picture of a child slumped (apparently fatally) in inactivity with a sinister looking book in their hands instead of a joypad?
Trilby • Mar 12, 2009 9:05 am
DanaC;544375 wrote:
It pisses me right off. That guy was right. What if it'd shown a picture of a child slumped (apparently fatally) in inactivity with a sinister looking book in their hands instead of a joypad?


Oooooo - goody! What book would it be?

What book could kill?

Let's think about this and meet up later with our ideas....the list is potentially endless....


...right off the top - Pet Semetery!
glatt • Mar 12, 2009 9:27 am
Well, for the purposes of propaganda, A kid reading The Anarchist Cookbook would be good.
Pie • Mar 12, 2009 9:27 am
The White Mountains
The Witches
Little Brother
The Anarchist Cookbook
...and to throw gasoline on the fire:
The Qur'an
Perry Winkle • Mar 12, 2009 9:30 am
Anything endorsed by Oprah.
Trilby • Mar 12, 2009 9:32 am
Perry Winkle;544387 wrote:
Anything endorsed by Oprah.


How right you are.
Trilby • Mar 12, 2009 9:35 am
Here's one...

A Hitman's Guide: author :anonymous

In 1993 a triple murder was committed in Alabama by a man who was alleged to have used this book as his guide. The family of those killed by the hit man sued Paladin Press (the published) saying Paladin Press aided the murder.
HungLikeJesus • Mar 12, 2009 11:11 am
I think it would have to be Chuck Palahniuk's Lullaby.

Lullaby is the story of Carl Streator, a newspaper reporter who has been assigned to write articles on a series of cases of sudden infant death syndrome, from which his own child had died. Streator discovers that his wife and child had died immediately after he read them a "culling song," or African chant, from a book entitled Poems and Rhymes Around the World. As Streator learns, the culling song has the power to kill anyone it is spoken to.
Pico and ME • Mar 12, 2009 2:12 pm
DanaC;544375 wrote:
It pisses me right off. That guy was right. What if it'd shown a picture of a child slumped (apparently fatally) in inactivity with a sinister looking book in their hands instead of a joypad?


Because of gaming, I dont think that would be a problem. Most kid would rather play Call of Duty than read a book.
Shawnee123 • Mar 12, 2009 2:18 pm
Oh, Dana's right. What a load of crap.

When I was a kid, I read my ass off. I also climbed trees, played baseball, football, kickball, bombardment, ghost in the graveyard, went swimming and biking, joined sports leagues, and a million other non-sedentary things. Yes, books were just as fascinating to me as the video games that came along later...but they weren't my whole freaking life.

When we got Atari, I was a teenager. I loved it, but I didn't turn into death waiting to happen (sinister theme music: duh duh duhhhhhhhhh) from inactivity.

If your kids are doing nothing BUT playing video games, well that's just bad parenting and is no different than 30 years ago if you let (made?) your kid watch TV 24/7 because you just couldn't be bothered to throw the ball with them.
HungLikeJesus • Mar 12, 2009 2:22 pm
Thanks Shawnee. My mom never threw the ball with me.
Shawnee123 • Mar 12, 2009 2:23 pm
And see how you turned out? ;)
HungLikeJesus • Mar 12, 2009 2:49 pm
:sniff:
Pie • Mar 12, 2009 2:55 pm
<nelson>:biglaugha Ha-ha!</nelson>
Shawnee123 • Mar 12, 2009 9:26 pm
HungLikeJesus;544511 wrote:
:sniff:


:comfort:
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 13, 2009 3:09 am
DanaC;544375 wrote:
It pisses me right off. That guy was right. What if it'd shown a picture of a child slumped (apparently fatally) in inactivity with a sinister looking book in their hands instead of a joypad?
Make 'em go out and play... reading should be done under the covers, with a flashlight, after the parents have gone to bed. :haha:
Beestie • Mar 13, 2009 3:48 am
That has to be the worst children's fitness campaign I have ever seen.

It motivates no one and alienates everyone.

Besides, everyone knows telling kids to do something or to stop doing something because it might hurt them or kill them is a complete waste of time.

If you want kids to get off the couch then give them a compelling reason to hit the playground. Besides, I would think that poor eating habits have a lot more to do with shortening a child's life span than a sedentary lifestyle.
Pie • Mar 13, 2009 11:06 am
Beestie;544740 wrote:
If you want kids to get off the couch then give them a compelling reason to hit the playground.

<brandishes a frying pan>You want a compelling reason? I got your compelling reason riiiight here! Now git!
Trilby • Mar 13, 2009 11:30 am
Pie;544792 wrote:
<brandishes a frying pan>You want a compelling reason? I got your compelling reason riiiight here! Now git!


I like this approach.

I also endorse it.
Shawnee123 • Mar 13, 2009 11:55 am
After spending too much time inside:

Mom: Will you go outside and blow the stink off of you? Thanks.

lol
glatt • Mar 13, 2009 12:01 pm
walking up to my kid, tagging them, saying "you're it," and running away usually works. Don't know how much longer though.
HungLikeJesus • Mar 13, 2009 12:09 pm
Try water balloons.
Cicero • Mar 13, 2009 2:43 pm
Brianna;544379 wrote:
Oooooo - goody! What book would it be?

What book could kill?

Let's think about this and meet up later with our ideas....the list is potentially endless....


...right off the top - Pet Semetery!


It used to be Justine..........Now it's wow.
Pie • Mar 13, 2009 3:25 pm
(Obvious) The Golden Compass
MissBrianna • Apr 6, 2009 5:56 pm
Beestie;544740 wrote:
That has to be the worst children's fitness campaign I have ever seen.

It motivates no one and alienates everyone.

Besides, everyone knows telling kids to do something or to stop doing something because it might hurt them or kill them is a complete waste of time.

If you want kids to get off the couch then give them a compelling reason to hit the playground. Besides, I would think that poor eating habits have a lot more to do with shortening a child's life span than a sedentary lifestyle.



I absolutely agree with you Beestie. This is 100% the wrong way to motivate. Not all kids are getting enough excercise, true. But what kids are doing otherwise is not all bad either. I know many kids who spend their free time working with clay or like some of you said, reading. This add is simply ridiculous and I think most people will see it as that..therefore although whoever put the add out could have had a very effective and and meaningful add, they wasted millions of dollars just pissing people off.
Trilby • Apr 7, 2009 8:22 am
*waves at MissBrianna*

HI! You're lovely! :) Here's a flower for you :flower: welcome!