Put in your order:

morethanpretty • Mar 10, 2009 11:19 pm
Jim is giving lap dances!

[COLOR="White"]Classicman has already gotten his, he gave good reviews.[/COLOR]
lumberjim • Mar 10, 2009 11:21 pm
a boy has to make a living
Nirvana • Mar 10, 2009 11:25 pm
Kewl I will meet you here tomorrow nite at 11pm!
classicman • Mar 10, 2009 11:25 pm
and a man must donate to the children
Shawnee123 • Mar 11, 2009 12:10 am
Get me Ham on 5, hold the Mayo.
ZenGum • Mar 11, 2009 12:15 am
Shawnee123;543907 wrote:
Get me Ham on 5, hold the Mayo.


I wish I didn't have such a visual (and dirty) imagination.
Shawnee123 • Mar 11, 2009 12:20 am
I don't get it. :confused:

Please explain in intricate detail. Thank you.
ZenGum • Mar 11, 2009 12:22 am
Lap dancing ... mayo ... err, are you getting it yet?
Shawnee123 • Mar 11, 2009 12:23 am
No, where does the ham come in?
ZenGum • Mar 11, 2009 12:28 am
Oh for goodness's sake woman, think dirty.


Ham = meat = penis. Has it been that long since you were a teenager?
Shawnee123 • Mar 11, 2009 12:29 am
I know. I was pitching one in to ya, dude. You're slipping.

;)
Tulip • Mar 11, 2009 12:38 am
ZenGum;543931 wrote:
Oh for goodness's sake woman, think dirty.


Ham = meat = penis. Has it been that long since you were a teenager?

Hmm....it actually has been that long since I was a teenager. Thanks for the explanation. I honestly didn't get it. I thought ham was for the butt, you know, cuz it's a lap dance. So, where the mayo come in??? :blush: LOL.....:D
Beestie • Mar 11, 2009 3:51 am
Countdown to another amazingly awesome one-liner from Sheldonrs: 3... 2... 1...
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 11, 2009 7:22 am
Tulip;543935 wrote:
Hmm....it actually has been that long since I was a teenager. Thanks for the explanation. I honestly didn't get it. I thought ham was for the butt, you know, cuz it's a lap dance. So, where the mayo come in??? :blush: LOL.....:D
Ham is lapdancer. Mayo from lapdancee. ;)
SteveDallas • Mar 11, 2009 9:44 am
Shawnee123;543932 wrote:
I was pitching one in to ya, dude.

Oh, is that what you kids call it these days.
Trilby • Mar 11, 2009 2:45 pm
steve - I don't hear any piano practicing in there...
lumberjim • Mar 11, 2009 3:08 pm
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Clodfobble • Mar 11, 2009 3:17 pm
That's a surprisingly good display of artistic skill, LJ. Nice foreshortening on the ham, very believable viscosity in the mayo dribbles, and a real sense of motion in the flying gobs... quality stuff!
Pico and ME • Mar 11, 2009 3:25 pm
This place just cracks me up.
SteveDallas • Mar 11, 2009 3:43 pm
What's that ring? Does the ham have a piercing???
lumberjim • Mar 11, 2009 3:55 pm
SteveDallas;544116 wrote:
What's that ring? Does the ham have a piercing???


hambone!
classicman • Mar 11, 2009 4:12 pm
lumberjim;544117 wrote:
ham-boner!


Fixed that for ya...:3_eyes:
Shawnee123 • Mar 11, 2009 6:39 pm
ZenGum;543931 wrote:
Oh for goodness's sake woman, think dirty.


Ham = meat = penis. Has it been that long since you were a teenager?


lumberjim;544108 wrote:
[SIZE=7][COLOR=DarkOrange]NSFW![/COLOR][/SIZE]



Now see, I wasn't really confused at first but now I am. Is the ham a boy or a girl? If it's a boy, then the mayo needs some serious medical attention.
TheMercenary • Mar 11, 2009 9:57 pm
morethanpretty;543883 wrote:
Jim is giving lap dances!

[COLOR="White"]Classicman has already gotten his, he gave good reviews.[/COLOR]
Pass. Call Richard Simmons.
Sundae • Mar 12, 2009 11:35 am
My question, can he make it rotate, and SLAP to the music? And FALP and FLOP to the music?
You know, like the tassles the girls wear.

I had a friend (before she turned into the housemate-bitch-from-hell) whose on & off & on again fuck buddy did the BEST willy dance EVAH. How do I know? She told me! [COLOR="White"] (and he did it for me although she didn't know when we were all on Ecstacy...)[/COLOR]
It's a talent!

I think I'm thinking too much bout LJ's cock.