Jim is giving lap dances!
[COLOR="White"]Classicman has already gotten his, he gave good reviews.[/COLOR]
a boy has to make a living
Kewl I will meet you here tomorrow nite at 11pm!
and a man must donate to the children
Get me Ham on 5, hold the Mayo.
Get me Ham on 5, hold the Mayo.
I wish I didn't have such a visual (and dirty) imagination.
I don't get it. :confused:
Please explain in intricate detail. Thank you.
Lap dancing ... mayo ... err, are you getting it yet?
No, where does the ham come in?
Oh for goodness's sake woman, think dirty.
Ham = meat = penis. Has it been that long since you were a teenager?
I know. I was pitching one in to ya, dude. You're slipping.
;)
Oh for goodness's sake woman, think dirty.
Ham = meat = penis. Has it been that long since you were a teenager?
Hmm....it actually has been that long since I was a teenager. Thanks for the explanation. I honestly didn't get it. I thought ham was for the butt, you know, cuz it's a lap dance. So, where the mayo come in??? :blush: LOL.....:D
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Hmm....it actually has been that long since I was a teenager. Thanks for the explanation. I honestly didn't get it. I thought ham was for the butt, you know, cuz it's a lap dance. So, where the mayo come in??? :blush: LOL.....:D
Ham is lapdancer. Mayo from lapdancee. ;)
I was pitching one in to ya, dude.
Oh, is that what you kids call it these days.
steve - I don't hear any piano practicing in there...
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That's a surprisingly good display of artistic skill, LJ. Nice foreshortening on the ham, very believable viscosity in the mayo dribbles, and a real sense of motion in the flying gobs... quality stuff!
This place just cracks me up.
What's that ring? Does the ham have a piercing???
ham-boner!
Fixed that for ya...:3_eyes:
Oh for goodness's sake woman, think dirty.
Ham = meat = penis. Has it been that long since you were a teenager?
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Now see, I wasn't really confused at first but now I am. Is the ham a boy or a girl? If it's a boy, then the mayo needs some serious medical attention.
Jim is giving lap dances!
[COLOR="White"]Classicman has already gotten his, he gave good reviews.[/COLOR]
Pass. Call Richard Simmons.
My question, can he make it rotate, and SLAP to the music? And FALP and FLOP to the music?
You know, like the tassles the girls wear.
I had a friend (before she turned into the housemate-bitch-from-hell) whose on & off & on again fuck buddy did the BEST willy dance EVAH. How do I know? She told me! [COLOR="White"] (and he did it for me although she didn't know when we were all on Ecstacy...)[/COLOR]
It's a talent!
I think I'm thinking too much bout LJ's cock.