What shits are you missing

Well, there was this one time last summer when it was 120 degrees.
I was eating grilled corn on the cob. Afterward, I needed to floss my teeth because the corn always ends up between them.
I accidently swallowed the floss. A little later, I heard this "popping sound coming from my stomach. Turns out that because it was so hot, the corn popped in my stomach.
Later that night, I shit a necklace. :-)


I miss that shit!

Kimchee shits. Haven't had good kimchee in a while. ([COLOR=Silver]TMI[/COLOR])

I have Crohn's disease so I have a surplus of shits. Anyone who needs more, they're welcome to some of mine.

dar512;543212 wrote:

I have Crohn's disease so I have a surplus of shits. Anyone who needs more, they're welcome to some of mine.

A question for you (dar & brian)

how do sesame seeds treat you?

like if you eat a sesame seed bagel or half a bag of breadsticks with sesame seeds on them? I am actually asking for a friend who has bad guts.....

When we eat at Burger King or anywhere else that has sesame seeds, I trade my top bun for Mrs. Dar's bottom bun. I could probably handle a few strays, but getting that many would be sure to send me to the emergency room.

There's a lot of different things that can be wrong with your digestive system. For that matter, not everyone reacts the same to CD.

Do you know what he has?