What bits are you missing?
Choco's idea following Cloud's bad news about needing surgery.... What internal organs and other body parts are you missing? (that you used to have). Is there an interesting story about it?
Plus, we'll take sanity as a given, and hair on the men over 30 (:p) .... and also that I'm insensitive because you lost whatever it was on 9/11.... [/killjoy]
I am missing my tonsils (removed as a child) and 4 molars removed for the purposes od reducing overcrowding. That's about it. Oh and a suspect mole I had on my shoulder. I'm more complete than I feel!
Beest is missing half his thyroid and two wisdom teeth, all removed since we came to the USA -what is it with you people? :lol: :p
I still have my damn tonsils.
I'm missing the meniscus cartilage in my left knee, basketball injury. All my wisdom teeth, gone.
And a thumbnail. I'm missing that. Where can I get a replacement thumbnail?
:p
I wonder hoe close to a complete missing body we can get? Has anyone had a heart transplant?
tonsils, wisdom teeth, one molar, attention span, confidence, looks.
looks.
that, young man, will get you on report.
why do you feel you've lost your looks? I think you look fine right now -what the hell did you used to look like?
Seriously. You're cute as hell. :)
So far, I am only missing my gallbladder. I can't help but imagine a little empty space where it used to be, and I always imagine that that area of my abdomen is concave, now.
I spent a long time insisting I needed to have my wisdom teeth removed, only to find out recently that I don't have any in the first place.
I guess if anyone has had Lasik, we might have a few pieces of eyeball missing?
So
tonsils
wisdom teeth
gall bladder
thumbnail
half a thyroid
knee cartilage
Monster's Frankenstein is still somewhat incomplete..... we need more body parts!
So far, I am only missing my gallbladder. I can't help but imagine a little empty space where it used to be, and I always imagine that that area of my abdomen is concave, now.
I spent a long time insisting I needed to have my wisdom teeth removed, only to find out recently that I don't have any in the first place.
I guess if anyone has had Lasik, we might have a few pieces of eyeball missing?
Oh yeah, I'm missing my front tooth. Bridged now, but it happened in 2nd grade after I was chasing Steve on the playground. I fell and my tooth went up into my head...surgeries later they bridged it but not until I turned 18 and my head stopped growing. It's like caps only the left front one isn't hooked to anything.
Poor Sister Norbertine called my mom and was crying because she thought if she found my tooth they could replant it. Turned out it was behind my nose. LOL.
Choco...how can you not know you didn't have wisdom teeth? They're very crowding. :)
thanks you gals
what the hell did you used to look like?
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Choco...how can you not know you didn't have wisdom teeth? They're very crowding. :)
That's why I thought I had them! My mouth has always felt very crowded and I was convinced I had a few wisdom teeth to remove. I finally asked the last time I was at the dentist and he was baffled -- no wisdom teeth on the x-ray. Apparently this is what people's mouths feel like all the time?
I've heard that sometimes people don't have wisdom teeth. In my case they never surfaced but were threatening my other teeth. I went completely under for removal, having been given a choice. I did not need to go though what I went through with my teeth as a kid and young adult. It was constant, it seemed. Orthodotic appts were just another thing to do during the week, as they tried to fix me.
That's why I thought I had them! My mouth has always felt very crowded and I was convinced I had a few wisdom teeth to remove. I finally asked the last time I was at the dentist and he was baffled -- no wisdom teeth on the x-ray. Apparently this is what people's mouths feel like all the time?
it's pretty common to be missing teeth -not just wisdom teeth.
i want more body parts....
...oh and toad, i prefer the updated version :D
Just a mole and a molar, no organs or anything really cool, sorry...
All original equipment still intact. Some of it fused together but intact nonetheless.
All original equipment still intact. Some of it fused together.
the mind boggles.....
yeah the boner fusion idea was what was doing the boggling. poor mrs. beestie :eek:
oh wait, mybad, boneS -apparently i can typo when i read, too :D
I've heard that sometimes people don't have wisdom teeth.
Depends on your genetic background.
Different human populations differ greatly in the percentage of the population which form wisdom teeth, ranging from 0.2% in Bantu speakers to nearly 100% in Mexican Indians.
Sadly, I had all four of the damn things and they all had to come out. I wasn't put fully under for the procedure -- doc said I was awake and aware the entire time. Along with the nitrous, they administered a drug that blurred my mind enough that none of the memories of the incident remained. ...which is a very good thing, being that the procedure involved a hammer and chisel.
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4 teeth when I was a teen, for over crowding as well. Then my 4 wisdom teeth later on..... no other bits on me. However I have 2 friends that have BOTH had heart transplants. One, as a child, then AGAIN in his 20's. The other in his 30's. Cool people, cool stories. The one that had his transplant woke up after the drug induced coma on 9/11!!! he thought to himself..." great I finally get a chance on life, and world is blowing up!" He also says he now likes things he didn't before, such as mushrooms.... hated them before, no loves them.
Tonsils/adenoids (what a fucking ripoff! they told me tales of limitless ice cream I got nada. that's where the trust went south)
Lower wisdom teeth
Two lower incisors maybe some upper incisors, I was pretty out of it...
and that's it, as far as I know. Wait, what the?
HOLY SHIT my fucking foreskin is gone! Those bastards!
I guess if anyone has had Lasik, we might have a few pieces of eyeball missing?
I got yer missing cornea, right here. About 700 nanometers of it (times two,) which is a lot when you're talking about removing cornea. In fact, I must not have any more removed with future surgeries, lest my eyeball get too thin.
I'll toss in an appendix for the cause - lost it about .... wow 10 years ago.
What a fuckin' failure so far. from head to toe we have
Hair
A few slivers of cornea
Enough teeth to retooth the NHL and Kentucky
tonsils
adenoids
half a thyroid
a few moles
thumbnail
appendix
gall bladder
foreskin
knee cartllage
it's not enough, people!
Just you wait til buster posts again - I bet he's got something for ya.
A couple of discs between the vertebre in my neck are gone, along with the obligatory tonsils and wisdom teeth.
excellent... we have the makings of a spine....
I lost a bit of my skull during a surgery to lasso a tooth into place. It's not much, but I'll add it to the cause.
thanks muchly ...any more?
my boyfriend's cousin lost a thumb yesterday...but he's not a dwellar
Right lobe of my thyroid, It was the size of an egg
I'm no use to you at all I'm afraid. I have added items... but nothing removed whatsoever.
Has anyone else seen The Blood on Satan's Claw?
In it, the devil grows patches of skin on the local village children.
Very bizarre. Reminds me of this thread is all :)
...oh and toad, i prefer the updated version :D
Me too :yum:
Choco is just more evolved than the rest of us! ;)
Gallbladder, 4 wisdom teeth -- husband had out appendix, tonsils, wisdom teeth.
I'm sure one or more of our male members (heh) is missing his foreskin. Just a guess.
Spine. I'm missing my spine.
Also my balls.
I think Bri has your balls steve.
I am missing my tonsils and my youth >sigh<
Missing tonsils, two molars and my entire colon.
I had some veins moved from my leg to the vicinity of my heart as well.
Missing ...my entire colon.
...
Now
that's what I call a useful contribution, Els!
Also my balls.
"Dad's balls are missing? Ah, a mystery!"
A good, yes an entire colon, that's more like it.....
Ummm....well, I am missing something I think every other woman poster here is missing, it just hasnt been mention yet.
MY CHERRY!
Ummm....well, I am missing something I think every other woman poster here is missing, it just hasnt been mention yet.
MY CHERRY!
I'm here darling!
I'm missing my periods -- side effect of having an IUD.
A'course, Ali is also missing hers, but for a different reason. :)
I'm here darling!
Aww....:hugnkiss:
:angel:
I'm missing my periods -- side effect of having an IUD.
A'course, Ali is also missing hers, but for a different reason. :)
Im missing mine too...side effect of getting older.
Me too... side effect of breastfeeding. If you don't count post-delivery bleeding, I have had one period in the last 3.5 years.
Mine too, I skip the pink pills.
I got yer missing cornea, right here. About 700 nanometers of it (times two,) which is a lot when you're talking about removing cornea. In fact, I must not have any more removed with future surgeries, lest my eyeball get too thin.
I can supply the lens to fit behind that (damaged in an accident and replaced with a plastic lens).
Adds four wisdom teeth, four moles, and one foreskin to the pile.
You know, Monster, when this list is done you could photoshop our Frankenstein-Monster. How appropriate.
I am missing ... my youth >sigh<
You should have called him more often.
I don't miss my period at all. Nope, not even one little bit. :)
All that's about to change though I guess. Back to the grindstone so to speak.
Oh, oh! I miss my period too!
Although as Ali says - I don't actually miss it.
Haven't had one in 5 years thanks to my implant.
I can give ya a chunk of a left breast. :D
Oh, and I do indeed have SD's balls. They're in my mouth...
4 wisdom teeth and a few moles. I have a boring health history. I'd like to keep it that way too please :)
One molar, two moles, one foreskin, and one short segment out of each vas deferens. Oh, and like a gallon or two of blood - I lose track.
I have lost my wisdom teeth, some moles, several pounds of fat (and possibly some muscle), quite a bit of hair, from haircuts and shaving, fingernails, lots of skin over the years.
I have only had my wisdom teeth removed. Everything else is intact and still attached or in my body. ;)
Welcome, Siren.
Sadly, we already have wisdom teeth.
Still, they might be worth something on the ivory market ;)
Unless we are going to make a ship out of them...
Then the ship Naglfar (‘Nail farer’), will break loose: this is made from the nails of dead men. Hrymr (‘Noisy’) is the name of the giant who will be its captain. The wolf Fenrir will step forward with gaping mouth, his lower jaw against the earth, and his upper against the sky – he would gape even more, if there were room; fires blaze from his eyes and nostrils. Then the world serpent will blow venom, sprinkling all the air and water. The sky will be split in all this din, and the sons of Múspell will ride out. Surtr will ride first, with fire all around him, carrying a mighty sword brighter than the sun. They will ride into the world of the gods over the bridge Bifröst (‘Shimmering way’), and the bridge will break. All the forces will gather on the field of Vígríðr, and the last mighty battle will take place there.
Oh, sorry that was nails
(and a theory now disproved) (Link to Snopes).
Wait, what's going on here?? Monster, are you trying to collect enough parts to make a spare human being??
Someone suggested I might be missing untold body parts, Why? Only some of the above ones. Really there's more of me that once was :bolt:
Thanks for the welcome :) Well it was all I had! At least I tried :D
Welcome, Siren.
Sadly, we already have wisdom teeth.
Still, they might be worth something on the ivory market ;)
Unless we are going to make a ship out of them...
Oh, sorry that was nails (and a theory now disproved) (Link to Snopes).
A good, yes an entire colon, that's more like it.....
Much as it pleases you for me to have made such a major contribution, I'd just as soon still have it. Not in the condition it was in when removed, but still ...
sorry, dude. :(
and, Steve.... yes! bwahahaha...
Wait, what's going on here?? Monster, are you trying to collect enough parts to make a spare human being??
It's alive!
Wait, what's going on here?? Monster, are you trying to collect enough parts to make a spare human being??
So
tonsils
wisdom teeth
gall bladder
thumbnail
half a thyroid
knee cartilage
Monster's Frankenstein is still somewhat incomplete..... we need more body parts!
Since then we've added a few more bits. if ican't manage a whole-ish person ...well lunch will be on me :D
It's going to have a hell of a lot of teeth and moles, it seems.
A good, yes an entire colon, that's more like it::::::
Fixed the grammar for ya ;)
Since then we've added a few more bits. if ican't manage a whole-ish person ...well lunch will be on me :D
How about a whore-ish person?
I have my price... and it's pretty much guaranteed to be $1 less than the next best offer!
I can contribute some skin. Nice skin too, young and tender - I always peeled as a child. Mum tried to marry her obsession with fresh air with my fair skin, and something always got burned. Me. She became more careful after I kept getting sunstroke and ruining teatime by being explosively sick and then whining all night..
Oh and the bits of flesh I left on the pavements of Aylesbury while I was still physically brave.
And blood? You'll need that too. I've been a blood donor for nearly 20 years now. And lord knows how many blood tests (I had three just this morning. She had nearly an armful out of me I can tell you!)
See, I can contribute when I put my mind to it!
Sundae's post reminded me that I once had to have a toenail removed to facilitate healing after a running injury. Always buy your shoes at a qualified running store people. [/Now You Know]
So throw a toenail on the growing pile of bits :D
Gall Bladder
Wisdom Teeth. Two impacted, one partially erupted, two fully erupted.
Yeah. Five.
There is a sixth, but it was too high up in the jawline to make it worth digging for.
I'm a mutant.
I'm a mutant.
Has Professor Xavier contacted you yet?
I'm missing my tonsils and a bit of breast about the size of my thumb. Oh, and a piece of bone from where they corrected a deviated septum. It's nice to be able to breathe!
Several teeth. Including milk teeth: removed, rather than lost naturally. A toenail. 's about it.
Oh, forgot about the couple of wisdom teeth I had removed when I was 18.
I've all my wisdom teeth - two up top, two beneath.
I never had any wisdom teeth to begin with. My biology teacher said I was a step forward in evolution.
Breed with me! I'm evolved. :)
Four wisdom teeth, adenoids (kind of like tonsils but higher up in the nasal/throat cavity), a piece of tissue from my heart, my uterine lining, a bit of tissue from my fallopian tubes, a toenail, two babies... wait, those aren't body parts, sorry... I think that's pretty much all I have to offer. Oh, and three pints of blood, at LEAST.
Breed with me!
I'm not used to being asked quite that bluntly, but, OK. I'll drop you a line to work out the logistical details.
I've all my wisdom teeth - two up top, two beneath.
I never had any wisdom teeth to begin with. My biology teacher said I was a step forward in evolution.
Breed with me! I'm evolved. :)
No, no, no, no :headshake
Glatt and I are the evolved ones.
We grew mouthsies big enough for our teethsies.
Big enough to swallow you with my dear...
I still have all my wisdom teeth, but I'm missing two molars. I've also lost a number of toenails and fingernails...and somewhere along the line, I think I lost my mind.
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Breed with me! I'm evolved. :)
: rushes to join queue :
I still have all my wisdom teeth, but I'm missing two molars. I've also lost a number of toenails and fingernails...and somewhere along the line, I think I lost my mind.
I suspect your waist is presently AWOL as well...
lol...on the contrary. It's larger than life.
...At some point in my life, I have laughed my ass off. I seem to have regained it, but perhaps that might be a allowable addition?
